-cut above the left thumb metacarpal, chef knife + too much Ganja in system.
-cut on right wrist right on a big vein, box cutter with finger trigger guard + was spinning it like a pistol
-cut on right leg above knee right quad/next to iliotibial band, swinging butterfly swords + was drunk
-cut on left pectoral muscle above nipple, carrying plate full of steak knives, misstep'd, one blade got lodged in titty.
-cuts on all left hand fingers, serrated knife fuckups, butcher knife miss cut, filet knife wobble precision papercuts, butter knife jamming,forks...cats.