That could have gone worse. At least you didn't make a fool of yourself trying to make contact.

Next time ask yourself, "What would MacGyver

>>2

Do?

Where?

Bullshit

>>2
So even in this posting system people can't complete their posts without getting cut off?

I see Cracky every time I look at myself in the mirror.

It's not even that epic.

>>1
>>7
I guess the answer to "is that her?" questions will always be yes.

What was she doing? Did she look happy?

>>9
Speaking frankly... she looked pretty epic.

I make up little stories and post them on imageboards

What color is her hair now? I'm my mind it's blonde still but I think that's because it was the last time we saw her

>>12
She's bald.

She has also put some serious muscle on her 5'11'' frame.

Throwing new condoms at her and explaining the percent of chance she has of leaving unmolested could land you with a hefty fine of littering on a public transportation vehical.

>on bus coming home from school
>see Olivia get on
>checking her out in the reflection of the window so i can look at her face without her noticing
>hoo-lee shes getting off at my stop
>she gets off bus first and im walking behind her at a slow awkward pace
>dont want to look like im stalking her but too pussy to overtake
>social anxiety is pretty bad so trying to stay invisible and looking at my feet
>focused on maintaining this acceptable distance behind her
>she turns around
>"WHAT THE FUCK YOU WEIRDO"
>was so focused on trying to not look creepy i didnt pay attention to where we were going
>walked right up to onto her front porch
>backed up and tripped over my own feet and fell
>as i get back up i look at her and say "thanks"
>limp all the way home but my mom had mac n cheese waitin so it was ok

>>15

Are you 15? Then you have been 5 when Cracky happened...

Not sure if true.

>>16

adults can go to school too. or do you say it because I live with my mom?