>>26
I'm just going to work off a tenuous premise: that anon wants me to prove Cracky isn't intellectual.

Mah standard list:

• Cracky types like a 13 year old girl and uses weaboo emoticons. I have gathered she is about 18. This implies 5 years of stunted mental growth.
• j/k!! ^_^
• Cracky defiled a book (Alice to boot). Defiling books causes intellectuals to spurt blood from their sebaceous glands. She faked this using gauche or watercolors.
• Cracky displays 4 emotions in her pictures: confused, stunned, disoriented and queasy. 3 of these are indicative of retarded mental development.
• The other (queasy) is caused by an exclusive diet of fish and chips (newpaper ink FTL) which although rich in Omega-3 fatty acids also causes wellsprings of skin oil about your epidermis.

And this one is /thread.

• Cracky dyed her hair red. Only the slow and the criminally insane would ever try to become ginger.

(Fish and chips + hot sauce = lard inferno)