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my life goes like this...

coffee shop girl: hi how are you?
me: AWESOME!!! high-five
coffee shop girl: ...wow thats great, are you sure you need more caffiene??

fire breathing guy outside art gallery: hi would you like to come to my showing of a movie about heavy metal and fire breathers and sword swallowers and naked girls?
me: HELL YES THAT SOUNDS AWESOMEE!!! high-five
fire guy: spits some fire

bf: stop being so mean to everyone
me: but sarcasm isnt sarcastic when you shout it enthusiasticly!!!