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Anonymous 07/11/23(Fri)20:27 No.1 [Reply]

http://www.aamulehti.fi/teema/stasi/38604.shtml
don't fuck with me.

>>	Darrin Floen !nq19BBWmGs 07/11/23(Fri)20:31 No.2 Smoooooooth.

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Anonymous 07/11/22(Thu)19:44 No.1 [Reply]

http://curiousexpeditions.org/?p=91
You know what you must do.

>>	Trite Melon Form!NhIKu7u.Fs 07/11/22(Thu)21:12 No.2 Thank you, that is a pretty interesting blog. (Most commence hoarding bricks nao...)

>>	Darrin Floen !nq19BBWmGs 07/11/23(Fri)07:35 No.3 >>2 I am so jealous of your superior anagrams. (more letters = more better)

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Anonymous 07/11/22(Thu)08:44 No.1 [Reply]

This is metaphoric.

>>	Anonymous 07/11/22(Thu)10:37 No.2 Incredibly Dogmatic.

Sweatband Hag!rERDOv8jG6 07/11/18(Sun)13:47 No.1 [Reply]

Metamorphosis.

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Science 07/11/19(Mon)19:10 No.8

>>7
I didn't see this one, but all I can guess is confidence and sleight of hand.
It's rude to count through a lot of notes, in more upmarket stores you expect to be trusted, and if you show the right attitude you're likely to be. A shop that sells expensive rings expects people to rush in with guns if they're gonna steal anything.
And it's fairly easy to switch a wad of notes with a wad of paper, such that you could count out the notes in front of people, and simply make a switch when you hand them over.
A little NLP to keep people in a slightly confused state where they're less likely to notice something's up and you're laughing.

Darrin Floen !nq19BBWmGs 07/11/20(Tue)21:21 No.9

>>1
Grats! Just a few questions if you don't mind:
Is this your final form?
Was this an evolution or a revolution?
Did you acquire new powers?
Can I catch you with a ball(s)?
Thanks, I just need to update my Stalkerdex.
(Anyone else think Mr. Brown looks like Bradley Whitford + Grigori Rasputin in that picture?)

>>	A Lorn Friend!47XUPRd8Uo 07/11/21(Wed)09:28 No.10 This is your final form A revolution, a short lived uprising Marginally Not sure?

>>	Darrin Floen !nq19BBWmGs 07/11/21(Wed)21:38 No.11 >>10 Whose trip is this? I don't know offhand.

>>	Suede!Ez96fXED1s 07/11/21(Wed)22:43 No.12 >>11 I don't memorise anyone's trips.

>>	Aimpoint!f5oeQHn6gY 07/11/22(Thu)01:40 No.13 >>11 Some random trip.

Anonymous 07/11/19(Mon)08:07 No.1 [Reply]

cl_carelevel 0

>>	Crackykun!i8s/72A8Cc 07/11/19(Mon)16:48 No.2 violence_ablood "1" violence_agibs "1" violence_hblood "1" violence_hgibs "1"

>>	Can you tell I played with myself a lot? Darrin "HBP" Floen !nq19BBWmGs 07/11/20(Tue)19:06 No.3 "Spaaaaaace dementia in your eyes..." changelevel e1m8 fov 180 fly noclip cl_movespeed 500 impulse 5 impulse 255 "Peeeace will arise aaaaaaaand tear us apaaaaaart."

>>	Anonymous 07/11/20(Tue)20:02 No.4 sv_cheats 1 god all_weapons give_all kill Anonymous

>>	Suede!Ez96fXED1s 07/11/20(Tue)23:57 No.5 >>3 No point putting fly on if you're putting noclip on. >>4 >all_weapons >give_all impulse 101

>>	Darrin Floen !nq19BBWmGs 07/11/21(Wed)00:50 No.6 >>5 Doh!

>>	Anonymous 07/11/21(Wed)04:32 No.7 >>1 ma_slap;ma_slap;ma_slap;ma_slap;ma_slap;ma_slay

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Anonymous 07/11/20(Tue)02:25 No.1 [Reply]

Step by step
Gonna get to you Cracky
Step by step
Really want you in my world

>>	Anonymous 07/11/20(Tue)02:47 No.2 File: 1195526826027.png -(384715 B, 471x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>1

>>	Anonymous 07/11/20(Tue)08:38 No.3 that's a new kid

>>	Anonymous 07/11/20(Tue)18:03 No.4 File: 1195581824925.jpg -(38450 B, 500x375) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. STEP ONE WE CAN HAVE LOTS OF FUN

>>	Darrin Floen !nq19BBWmGs 07/11/20(Tue)18:13 No.5 File: 1195582399253.jpg -(20563 B, 425x281) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>4 Shut up! I can't hear my teletubbies!

>>	Anonymous 07/11/20(Tue)18:17 No.6 File: 1195582646124.jpg -(90146 B, 596x447) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. STEP TWO THERE'S SO MUCH WE CAN DO

>>	Darrin Floen !nq19BBWmGs 07/11/20(Tue)18:29 No.7 File: 1195583389243.jpg -(20346 B, 171x250) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>6 Mom, quit camwhoring. You're making the baby cry and I really can't hear my teletubbies anymore.

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Science 07/11/16(Fri)20:27 No.1 [Reply]

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>>	MasterD 07/11/18(Sun)16:32 No.22 >>16 WOW thats a nice one puhhh thats realy cool pic i got it on my background

>>	Darrin Floen !nq19BBWmGs 07/11/18(Sun)18:06 No.23 >>19 If you print it out much larger than it is, it will look awful. That is unless you can get a hi-rez/hi-DPI version.

>>	KingSchwill!btr76hqMa6 07/11/18(Sun)18:29 No.24 Rasterbation probably wouldn't work to well.

>>	Science 07/11/19(Mon)17:23 No.25 File: 1195493009802.png -(484417 B, 1600x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>21 Science provides the answer.

>>	Science 07/11/19(Mon)17:28 No.26 >>23 I can vectorise most of these, excepting the ones I didn't draw (though I can try).

>>	Last!XkveQXZtoc 07/11/20(Tue)03:05 No.27 >>25 i liek you

KingSchwill!btr76hqMa6 07/11/19(Mon)05:53 No.1 [Reply]

A Stalker killed himself tonight
Not because of her, he was just fucked in the head.
Miss you Root.
I introduced you to Cracky, and for a while it helped.
In the end you could stop yourself from doing what you had to do.
You were a good man, and a hell of an artist. You had no family or loved ones, but your memory will live on as long as I have your ink on my skin.
I'm drinking for you tonight, because I know one day I may walk that same road.

>>	PigSchwill 07/11/19(Mon)06:18 No.2 Godamn I miss you Fuck I never talked to you enough when you were around now that you aint I regret all the chances we could have taken to party

>>	Anonymous 07/11/19(Mon)10:12 No.3 His name is Robert Paulson.

I KingSchwill!btr76hqMa6 07/11/18(Sun)18:33 No.1 [Reply]

do hereby swear to embrace chaos, to disrupt the sedentary status quo at all costs, to fight the manipulative regulation of government and social norm. I will engage the narrow-minded and expose them for their ignorance. My allegiance to myself will be first and foremost here within. I was so frightened I almost ran away I didn't know that I could do Anything I needed to And then a bolt of lightning Hit me on my head Then I began to see I just needed to believe in me Now I, I believe in me And I, I believe in something more Than you can understand Yes, I believe in me They said I didn't stand a chance i wouldn't win no way But I've got news for you There's nothing I can't do Ain't no pretending Ain't no make believe But I've got to be the one I gotta do what must be done Don't think I believe in me Yes, I believe in me - yeah I don't need no money I don't need no fame....No I just need to believe in me And I know most definitely Don't need to get wasted It only holds me down I just need a will of my own And the balls to stand alone Don't think Well do you really Yes, I believe in me Do you do you Yes, I believe in me I wanna rock 'n roll Yes, I believe in me! In these times of contention it's not my intention to make things plain I'm looking through mirrors to catch the reflection that can't be mine I'm losing control now I'll just have to slow down a thought or two I can't feel the future and I'm not even certain that there is a past I believe in the worker's revolution And I believe in the final solution I believe in I believe in I believe in the shape of things to come And I believe in I'm not the only one Yes I believe in I believe in When I poison my system I take thoughts and twist them into shapes I'm reaching my nadir and I haven't an idea of what to do I'm painting by numbers but can't find the colors that fill you in I'm not even knowing if I'm coming or going if to end or begin I believe in the immaculate conception And I believe in the resurrection And I believe in I believe in a trans dimensional machine god named Schwill manifested in me for the purpose of experiencing human life.. I believe in the elixir of youth And I believe in the absolute truth Yes I believe in I believe in There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore I've fallen from favor while trying to savor experience I'm seeing things clearly but it has quite nearly blown my mind It's the aim of existence to offer resistance to the flow of time Everything is and that is why it is will be the line I believe in perpetual motion And I believe in perfect devotion I believe in I believe in I believe in the things I've never had I believe in my Mum and my Dad And I believe in I believe in There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore I'm skippin' the pages of a book that takes ages for the foreword to end Triangular cover concealing another aspect from view My relative motion is just an illusion from stopping too fast The essence of being these feelings I'm feeling I just want them to last I believe in original sin And I believe what I believe in Yes I believe in I believe in I believe in the web of fate And I believe in I'm going to be late So I'll be leavin' What I believe in There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore I got a new life you would hardly recognize me I'm so glad how can a person like me care for you why do I bother when you're not the one for me is enough enough I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign life is demanding without understanding I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign no one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong but where do you belong Under the pale moon for so many years I've wondered who you are how can a person like you bring me joy under the pale moon where I see a lot of stars is enough enough I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign life is demanding without understanding I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign no one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong but where do you belong I saw the sign and it opened up my mind and I am happy now living without you I've left you I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign no one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign I used to think that I could not go on And life was nothing but an awful song But now I know the meaning of true love I'm leaning on the everlasting arms Don't think If I can see it, then I can do it If I just believe it, there's nothing to it I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day Spread my wings and fly away I believe I can soar I see me running through that open door I believe I can fly I believe I can fly I believe I can fly See I was on the verge of breaking down Sometimes silence, it can seem so loud There are miracles in life I must achieve But first I know it starts inside of me

>>	sweatband hag!rERDOv8jG6 07/11/18(Sun)18:54 No.2 tl;dr http://www.uprightcitizens.org/43/

>>	Suede!Ez96fXED1s 07/11/18(Sun)20:26 No.3 Jesus fuck, Schwill.

>>	Anonymous 07/11/18(Sun)23:05 No.4 I actually read the whole thing. Nice work, R. Kelly and Ace of Base lyrics included. Seek help :S

>>	Anonymous 07/11/18(Sun)23:20 No.5 It was a response to http://195.242.99.71kareha.pl/1195380548/

>>	Anonymous 07/11/18(Sun)23:33 No.6 FUCKING HELL, IS IT THAT HARD TO INCLUDE PARAGRAPHS?

>>	Anonymous 07/11/19(Mon)10:09 No.7 >>1 Someone had a brain fart.

Anonymous 07/11/18(Sun)10:09 No.1 [Reply]

Take the oath of Anonymous!
I, anonymous, hereby swear complete fealty and allegiance to Legion. I solemnly swear to uphold the credo of anonymous and all the values emphasized therein as law, and pledge undying loyalty to the illustrious vanguard of /b/rotherhood, /b/ and Raptor Jesus. I furthermore pledge to fight treason, cowardice, lulz-killers and desertion within the confines of the unified ranks, even unto death. Our honor is our loyalty, Heil Legion! And here, with the rights entailed to me as a sovereign citizen of this reality, do I hereby affix my sign and seal to this oath. Heil Legion! Heil Anonymous! We are one, we are many!

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>>	Anonymous 07/11/19(Mon)03:45 No.12 >>11 I AM IN YOUR HEAD NONE OF THESE POSTS EXIST ANY EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY IS MANUFACTURED BY YOUR DEEP-SEATED PSYCHOSIS

>>	Darrin Floen !nq19BBWmGs 07/11/19(Mon)05:29 No.13 >>12 Yeeeeeeeah. I think 'someone' has stopped taking their happy pills again.

>>	KingSchwill!btr76hqMa6 07/11/19(Mon)05:40 No.14 >>13 not me, and I stopped taking my meds a long time ago

>>	Lunarsandwich !2LEFd5iAoc 07/11/19(Mon)05:51 No.15 lol sup

>>	KingSchwill!btr76hqMa6 07/11/19(Mon)05:54 No.16 >>15 sup luna?

>>	Lunarsandwich !2LEFd5iAoc 07/11/19(Mon)06:07 No.17 >>16 Are you ever on AIM?

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