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196552 No.1   [Reply]

What is up with all the crackythreads on /b/ lately? Someone is bored?

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>> No.8  

>>6
Lol, aren't you the "superstalker" that claims to have found her "real" address and hacked all her photobuckets? Hypocrisy?

>> No.9  

>>8
>>6
That said, you are right of course. Every single one of those crackythreads looks the same anyways. First 100 posts it is "TITS OR GTFO" and lots of people complaining about newfags. Then some people with obvious connections to this board go on ranting about useless stalkery stuff and keep the thread on life support by posting copypasta.

>> No.10  

A lot of it is my doing, though I've seen a few threads I've not started. I start posting Cracky when I'm doing other things online. It helps break up study sessions and the like.

>>4

I wonder if you were the one who was in my thread towards the end of my posting. I pointed out that we had reached 100 and I was going to bed since the new image limit is unreasonably high.

(One of?) the other poster(s) said "this could easily go to 200" and started to work towards that. I went to bed around 130 or so.

Did I ever mention that at one point I had a wine cellar?

>> No.11  

>>10
Yeah, but you turn the bottle every couple of weeks, not every other hour!

>> No.12  

>>11

Granted. I've done maybe four in the last ten days. One was turning the bottle, one related to how Skyqueen/Cracky/Lia fit onto the tree of life, and two were thread hijacks. Cracky makes any thread better.

>> No.13  

>>12
Cracky makes any thread devolve into a pathetic puddle of shit.



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>> No.2  

A Bouncemeian never ceases to fail.



No.1   [Reply]

The crackied-up version was posted later in the same thread.



No.1   [Reply]

http://www.bris.ac.uk/history/contact/mclellan.html

Strong interests in visual culture and nude photography.

Wonder who she could have passed those on too…

Dr McLellan also worked at St Antony's College, Oxford once upon a time.

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>> No.10  

>>9
Might even work. Nobody's done anything with any of their papers so far.

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"OH CRACKYCHAN PLZ GIMME UR JOURNAL"

>> No.12  

Lulz, because she's obviously going to assist her stalkers. I've not researched this due to it being creepy plus I don't really care anyway, but what evidence I've seen seems to points to Olivia.

>> No.13  

I CANT NOT SEEN
What is this?
i have the european history like also

>> No.14  

>>13

stupid writing of the shutdown of the idiot

>> No.15  

>>1 What is this failfaggotry.



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60171 No.1   [Reply]

At one time or another, we all deserved to be told, "Get a fucking life you shitwit."

Pic related.

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>> No.18  

>>1
Get a fucking life you shitwit.

>> No.19  

YAY PHOTOSHOP FILTERS

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Not impressed.

>> No.21  

>>19
Don't understand EXIF? Then you don't fucking belong here.

>> No.22  

>>21
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
NIGGER
Nigger who?
DOUBLE NIGGER

>> No.23  

Not everyone has reached the depths of asshattery that require looking through the image properties of every image seen.



No.1   [Reply]

Phase 1) Roll character on WoW. (RP server)
Phase 2) Get lots of purps.
Phase 3) ...
PHASE 4) SEX WITH CRACKY.

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>> No.57  

>>56

I did one job once - a real old Southern belle, and I emphasize on the old.

Not fat here, though. Just so goddamn Euro sexy.

>> No.58  

>>55
I aint up for any traveling but I always slaughter the fatted calf for guests.

>> No.59  

>>57
Yeah...and I'm Idi Amin.

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>>59
That's me, you cunt.

YES, I KNOW I'M DEAD.

>> No.61  

>>60
I love you. Have my babies.

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>>59

You like?



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79741 No.1   [Reply]

I bet Cracky can't handle this ass.

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>> No.4  

Who is it? Related?

>> No.5  

>>4
Some autistic furry.

>> No.6  

I bet this ass can't handle Cracky

>> No.7  

>>1
Your mom called. She wants her clothes back.

>> No.8  

>>7
MOM?

GTFO my UK.

>> No.9  

Fine.

Your mother contacted me via telephone. She politely requests the swift return of her clothing.



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26356 No.1   [Reply]

Despite my best efforts, I have been lured (and goaded by a gleeful Lunar) into a challenge of trollery leveled at all anons. The rules are simple:

For the purpose of this 100+ mire of posts, I will suspend all criticism of grammar (and suspend my vague attempts at using it). However, if I can't tell what you're saying, you're doing it wrong.

I apologize in advance, I had sincerely hoped to avoid sparking flamewars and feeding the trolls, but its siren call is too alluring.

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>> No.89  

>>87
Oh no, not nekofail again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_Japan

Look up "neko".

>> No.90  

>>89
hehe, no, I'm using the non-euphemistic version of the word thanks (seriously gaiz, look up circlejerk!).

Either way, it wants to gb2/my-kitchen/ make me sandwiches and have my children, I'm really quite pleased.

>> No.91  

>>89
Or rather shortened form of nekomimi

>> No.92  

In after idiots admitting their girlfriends/idols are actually gay men.

Keep up the good work here. I've barely had to post to keep the fail quotient above minimum regulated levels.

>> No.93  

>>90
This is in order here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euphemism

>> No.94  

>>90
This is in order here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You're_All_A_Bunch_Of_Screaming_Faggots(Film)



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9924 No.1   [Reply]

KS, sweetie, you need to take your meds.

(8:51:32 PM) SnapingA: Dude
(8:51:35 PM) SnapingA: seriously
(8:51:42 PM) nq19BBWmGs: Hmm?
(8:51:45 PM) SnapingA: you can be funny when you don't try
(8:51:56 PM) nq19BBWmGs: What?
(8:51:58 PM) SnapingA: but "man you dumb as hell"
(8:52:34 PM) nq19BBWmGs: What did I do now?
(8:53:17 PM) SnapingA: http://195.242.99.71/som/
(8:54:50 PM) nq19BBWmGs: Can't see shit captain
(8:55:17 PM) SnapingA: Stop biting into my Proxies and you never will
(8:55:27 PM) nq19BBWmGs: Your proxies?
(8:55:39 PM) SnapingA: Don't be that guy. I use those IPs too.
(8:55:43 PM) nq19BBWmGs: Yeah, I do
(8:56:23 PM) SnapingA: Stop man, Christ I am running out of them and am too lazy to get more. I need them to win.
(8:56:33 PM) nq19BBWmGs: Not gonna stop
(8:56:37 PM) nq19BBWmGs: He's just gonna keep banning them
(8:56:42 PM) SnapingA: never gonna give you up
(8:56:43 PM) nq19BBWmGs: There aren't 'more'
(8:57:05 PM) nq19BBWmGs: Tor nodes are a very limited resource
(8:57:15 PM) SnapingA: hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(8:57:34 PM) SnapingA: You are seriously still using tor?
(8:57:39 PM) nq19BBWmGs: Yes?
(8:57:42 PM) SnapingA: L
(8:57:43 PM) nq19BBWmGs: What's wrong with Tor?
(8:57:43 PM) SnapingA: O
(8:57:45 PM) SnapingA: L
(8:58:01 PM) SnapingA: It stands for "laugh out loud"
(8:58:13 PM) nq19BBWmGs: Hmm
(8:58:16 PM) SnapingA: nevermind
(8:58:18 PM) nq19BBWmGs: So your magic proxies aren't Tor?
(8:58:23 PM) nq19BBWmGs: But they just happen to have the [same] IP addresses?
(8:58:24 PM) nq19BBWmGs: Hmm
(8:58:25 PM) SnapingA: you aint doing shit
(8:58:32 PM) SnapingA: lulz
(8:58:44 PM) SnapingA: enjoy your bans
(8:58:53 PM) SnapingA: You aint hurting me
(8:59:04 PM) nq19BBWmGs: I've not had any problems either
(8:59:11 PM) nq19BBWmGs: So I dunno why we're having this conversation
(8:59:21 PM) SnapingA: I thought you weren't an idiot
(8:59:25 PM) SnapingA: guess I was wrong
(8:59:27 PM) SnapingA: TOR
(8:59:37 PM) nq19BBWmGs: I'm still curious what your beef with Tor is?
(8:59:40 PM) SnapingA: http:/skyqueen.cc/smil.png
(8:59:47 PM) SnapingA: smile even
(8:59:49 PM) SnapingA: None
(8:59:57 PM) SnapingA: enjoy your shitty masking
(9:00:08 PM) nq19BBWmGs: Dude, you have no idea what you're talking about
(9:00:27 PM) nq19BBWmGs: My friend wrote a graduate thesis on exploitations of Tor
(9:00:31 PM) SnapingA: fuck I am honest to god laughing my ass off
(9:00:39 PM) SnapingA: U R TEH 1337
(9:00:42 PM) SnapingA: ha
(9:00:45 PM) SnapingA: FUCK
(9:00:48 PM) SnapingA: THIS IS AWESOME
(9:00:51 PM) nq19BBWmGs: Hehe
(9:00:52 PM) nq19BBWmGs: I know
(9:00:55 PM) nq19BBWmGs: Though I have no idea why
(9:00:57 PM) SnapingA: I am totally logging your idiocy
(9:00:57 PM) nq19BBWmGs: Anyhow
(9:01:00 PM) nq19BBWmGs: Please
(9:01:04 PM) nq19BBWmGs: Write it to the internets
(9:01:04 PM) SnapingA: really tor
(9:01:07 PM) nq19BBWmGs: Go nuts
(9:01:09 PM) nq19BBWmGs: I gotta go
(9:01:31 PM) SnapingA: You are so awesome darrin with your insane computer skills
(9:01:43 PM) nq19BBWmGs: ty ty
(9:01:44 PM) SnapingA: god damn, I called my roomie in
(9:01:53 PM) SnapingA: he is laughing his ass off at this shit
(9:02:06 PM) nq19BBWmGs: See, I'm funny if I don't try
(9:02:06 PM) SnapingA: Please tell us all about your magic Tor network
(9:02:18 PM) nq19BBWmGs: I'll post something later on how Tor works
(9:02:29 PM) SnapingA: Roomie says gb/2/2001
(9:02:40 PM) nq19BBWmGs: 2001?
(9:02:41 PM) SnapingA: gb2/2001/ even
(9:02:44 PM) SnapingA: heh
(9:03:11 PM) SnapingA: tor
(9:03:15 PM) SnapingA: fuck
(9:03:18 PM) SnapingA: dumbshit

I'll post about Tor and its dangers later.
SPOILERS: Someone is about to get savagely burned. I'm pretty sure it's not me.

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>> No.9  

Just leave KS alone, kay ?

rl is hard enough on him as it is, so just let it slide if he "takes that out" on you over the internet.

>> No.10  

>>9
Please don't try to help. If someone wants to mock me it is probably because I it.

>> No.11  

tl;dr.

Summary plox.

>> No.12  

nq19BBWmGs has his first drunk IM session with me and thinks the board is going to shit bricks as he flogs a dead horse

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>>5
Not much. You?

>> No.14  

I lied about the Tor lecture. Otherwise I dunno what you crackheads are talking about with 'auras' and shit. I don't have an aura, I have a pong. Learn to wordsmith.



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>> No.4  

>>3
Ladies and gentlemen. I present, PROOF.

>> No.5  

I'm raping you.

My cock is in your ass.

>> No.6  

07/11/13(Tue)04:48 No.1
07/11/13(Tue)04:49 No.2
07/11/13(Tue)05:01 No.3

Ok then.

>> No.7  

>>1

You wished. Unless you look like Orlando Bloom, fugheddaboudit.

>> No.8  

>>1
WTF!? I do NOT support use of that image for such fail.

>>7
Never been compared to Orlando Bloom :(
Hugh Grant a couple times though. Reckon I'm in with a chance?

>> No.9  

>>8
I've been compared to a seal



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