CHILD BEARAN GAEMZ

That dude in the background seems humongous. He must be 6'4" at least!

>>36
I plead the fifth dimension...or whatever.

>>37
What?

>>38
I shall not be compelled "to be a witness against [myself]".

>>32
What does this picture make you think of? Is it evocative of anything?

>>40

It says, "Hey I'm fucked up but I tone down my fuckeduppery by smoking cigarettes instead of explicitly smoking meat poles."

>>41
That's not quite what I was looking for, but I have dutifully written it down all the same.

Perhaps I should become an ethical creature? It sorta conflicts with my modus operandi though.

We have reached new levels of pretentious shit!

I see your point. But I can not answer your question, as the answer is something I seek for myself.

>>1
You just need more human contact. As your doctor, I advise you to reach out and touch someone. I hope this helps.

(perhaps on the tube, when the lights go out?)

Cracky doesn't exist as a physical person.
Cracky is our collective delusion.
She will never die. She will be 15 and perfectly cute forever.

Cracky is our saviour
Cracky is a template to project our desires on

...and hell broke lose...

'I didn't know you existed.'

'It is often the case with very important people. Anonymity is the best disguise'

-The Prisoner

'I WANT TO SEE YOU! I'VE BEEN DYING TO SEE YOU!'

'It won't make any difference!'

-The Prisoner

"DO NOT WANT!"

-Anonymous

After spending a few minutes here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.

I'd have to say that this board is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they'd never ever meet.

None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can't have that. You're analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they're rather contradictory. Why, there's never even any variety here!

I give this image board, masquerading as a message board, a 1/10.

>>70
"Old enough"? Lol..

>>71

You were supposed to have GTFO yesterday. Didn't think you'd last. Cracky's are like potato chips, you can't take just one bite.

>>65

>claming

>>73
I do not believe that slogan was created in reference to all potato chips but rather one brand. So, unless you can inform me whether cracky is more like Lays or Pringles, I'm gonna have to disagree with you here. Perhaps you could say that Cracky is like...uh...Crack? Once you start, you steal shit and act in an anti-social behavior. Then the police are called in, the state mandates rehabilitory treatment and you end up jittery and useless as a human.

(I'd pick Pringles: But that's just because I like slamming stacks...)

>>70

• Points aren't in bullet form.
• Points not in bullet form are to be disregarded.

-"The false simile expresses the impediment of human language and perception, the impediment of unlikeness."

>>74
-Canadian dialect.
-You'd understand that if you weren't uncultured swans.

Saging a post that wouldn't bump the thread anyways.

because we are creepy fuck who know where are god lives, but choose not to interfere with her lif?

Let me know you suggestions for a cast list!

>>3
2006?

>>4
WELCOME TO THE INTERNET.

EVERY POST IS A REPOST.