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Anonymous 07/12/26(Wed)18:43 No.1 [Reply]

anyone else so fucking miserably lonely that they want to murder the world?

>>	Anonymous 07/12/26(Wed)19:38 No.2 >>1 No, probably just you. Srsly though, I got my fucking family around and I wish I was alone. Fuck the noise. I think sometimes I feel less lonely when I'm by myself. People, bah humbug!

Rabbit!N/2R92ROao 07/12/26(Wed)21:38 No.3

>>1
Not at the moment, no. If you "murdered the world", there would be no one left to provide companionship anyways, so doing so will not help matters.
>>2
Feeling that you do not fit in/mesh with others can be worse than unwanted solitude. I'm always the outsider at family reunions. That, and I tire of watching everyone pretend that they enjoy eachothers' company when I know there is tons of bad blood between certain family members. I for one will be happy on January 2nd, when all of this holiday nonsense goes to sleep for another year.
Forgive me if that was not the point you were getting at.

>>	Anonymous 07/12/26(Wed)23:21 No.4 I just lost my job today but I'm looking at the bright side - at least I can now spend more quality time here... ...oh wait. Brb, gonna auto-erotic asphyxiate myself.

>>	Suede!PEnIsHDBoY 07/12/26(Wed)23:34 No.5 >>3 Agreed. I hate just sitting in silence at family get-togethers when everyone else is talking. I'd rather just be on my own with my thoughts, or preferably at a computer or whatever since at least the internet talks to me occasionally.

Anonymous 07/12/26(Wed)23:34 No.6
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not lonely... but my job does suck. corporate hoes know how to exploit the system... which makes life difficult.
on the bright side, I'm thinkin on investing on a pizza shop.

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Suede!PEnIsHDBoY 07/12/25(Tue)07:56 No.1 [Reply]

Merry Christmas, Bounceme. I built you a Christmas tree.

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>>	Rabbit!N/2R92ROao 07/12/25(Tue)15:08 No.4 MahJong Tree <3 Nice one, Suede.

>>	Anonymous 07/12/25(Tue)17:04 No.5 YOU YOU DOUBLE NIGGER How many times are you going to post that pic and say you made it for a board. So far it was "made" for /a/ /v/ and /cracky/

>>	Anonymous 07/12/25(Tue)17:07 No.6 >>5 It's fairly obvious it isn't custom made, and also obvious you don't have a life.

>>	Anonymous 07/12/25(Tue)17:20 No.7 >>5 It was made for /a/, then edited for /v/, then for here. I even told /v/ it was for /a/. Now go fellate your brother or something.

>>	morale!GCr1XdiQoU 07/12/25(Tue)17:44 No.8 タチコマ

>>	Suede!PEnIsHDBoY 07/12/25(Tue)21:57 No.9 >>8 It was £20.

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morale!GCr1XdiQoU 07/12/24(Mon)19:49 No.1 [Reply]

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Anonymous 07/12/25(Tue)01:33 No.196
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Faux reminds me of this girl in some ways. Maybe could explain some of you guys' infatuation with faux since she looks so young and deliciously mid-prepubescent.
You guys are all fucking pedos.

>>	Anonymous 07/12/25(Tue)01:40 No.197 >>196 It might have something to do with the fact she is a really nice young woman who will actually talk to us?

>>	Anonymous 07/12/25(Tue)01:58 No.198 >>196 Meant mid-pubescent, as in maybe 15 or 16. >>197 Yeah, right. And I fuck my fist because my fist is itchy.

>>	Anonymous 07/12/25(Tue)03:17 No.199 >>198 She is the only one who will talk with me. I wish I had some friends

>>	Suede!PEnIsHDBoY 07/12/25(Tue)07:53 No.200 Best loli ever.

>>	So-I-Herd-U-Liek!CRackYUuGo 07/12/25(Tue)20:36 No.201 One of my favourite films too. She's much too good an actress for the SW prequels and their crappy wooden dialogue.

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Anonymous 07/12/24(Mon)16:40 No.1 [Reply]

.71 is simply the most boring piece shit ever created. Decent community could've saved it, but no, it only had a shitty tripfags doing absolutely nothing. Cracky's ass took me 2+ years into the goddamn thing, and not a single meaningful thing happened in the goddamn boards. The whole site is a one giant exposition with no continuation whatsoever.
In every post every asshole simply paraphrases their previous statements, and nothing really moves ahead. How the fuck is this even a fansite? I seriously never ever saw such lack of progression.
Generally, chan site suck, mostly because they reek and smell. Now, .71 is different. It's fucking stale and frozen forever. Fucking Whatbandages, goddamn whore, STOP SAYING THE SAME THING AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN FUCK YOU GODDAMN IT AAAARGH

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>>	Anonymous 07/12/25(Tue)07:25 No.5 she is quite guarded, and hides her loneliness well, although she may laugh and talk with you freely.

SimeonStylites!JGS.ohcYpo 07/12/25(Tue)07:35 No.6

The parable of the great heathen King, for him to hear who needs to.
There was once, not so long ago, a great heathen King that did many a great thing. The people of his nation are still a great nation onto the lands to this day, but never were they so great as on the days they were led by this great heathen King. This King was loved by many, even though he was killed by one, and he was lover to many great women of his time, even though he was married to a great woman of his time.
He brought his nation to the vanguard of his world, indeed, he brought it on the doors of another, as he sent his nation on one of the greatest adventures of all time, one that many a man dreamed of, but none dared try. He daringly dared his subjects into setting forth in space, and to be the first men to plant the flag of their nation on the moon, the very nation he was to die for before seeing his achievement.
He made many an inspiring speech to uplift his nation, to set forth this adventure of man, and many more but he once said those words that still are echoed to this day:
>ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY.
These and more words he spake, and these, and the deeds of the men who heeded his words, are what took his nation to the pinnacle of his world, and beyond.
This is echoed by the words of our Elders:
>ASK NOT WHAT YOUR CRACKY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR CRACKY.
The faithful does well to remember these words before requiring that his prayer be answered, for the prayers must be said by a dedicated heart before being answered onto a supplicants needs. Repent brothers, build this temple before expectantly kneeling for favors from Our Lady.
Blessed be the sky, for it houses The Sky Queen, who helps the men who help themseves.
Now, excuse me while I kiss the sky.

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>>	Anonymous 07/12/25(Tue)17:07 No.7 Kennedy was a pretty shitty president actually

>>	SimeonStylites!JGS.ohcYpo 07/12/25(Tue)18:23 No.8 >>7 He may not have been the best of presidents, but you get the parable, dont you? It's easy enough to complain about things, especially when you dont bother yourself with being constructive.

Anonymous 07/12/25(Tue)18:52 No.9

>>8
The parable? Get Herpes from an actress give them to your wife, almost trigger a nuclear exchange over a pissing contest, Waste ungodly amounts of money on essentially a national vanity contest, but if you get shot in the head idiots will still call you a hero?

SimeonStylites!JGS.ohcYpo 07/12/25(Tue)19:26 No.10

>>9
>ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY.
What part of your post applies to OP's post? Did you not learn the purpose of parables?
Ye who have eyes but cannot see, have ears but cannot hear, have a heart but cannot feel, have a brain but cannot reason...
This was not about politics, if you really need to be told...
Blessed be the sky, for it houses the Sky Queen, whose teachings are filled with the wisdom to better ourselves, may She give me the patience I so desperately lack this morning.
Now, excuse me while I kiss the sky.

morale!GCr1XdiQoU 07/12/24(Mon)19:43 No.1 [Reply]

Should we fear Lia?

>>	Anonymous 07/12/24(Mon)19:48 No.2 File: 1198525686589.jpg -(5752 B, 311x241) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Oh shit, look behind you.

>>	Anonymous 07/12/24(Mon)20:52 No.3 Lets see, she is able to emotionally a cripple grown man with an image, and make him spend all day in bed curled up with stomach pains caused by bleeding ulcers at the thought of her hating him, so I am going to go with yes.

SimeonStylites!JGS.ohcYpo 07/12/25(Tue)07:33 No.4

Fear not the The Holy Avatar of Our Lady, but fear Our Lady, for Her love may consume you if you forget how she is the essence of love. Verily, you must conserve your balance in the face of such a perfect love, for the heart of man is too small to know it completely, but the student of the gospel will follow the path to salvation without losing his way.
Yet beware, fear the wrath of Our Lady if you embark in the sacrilegeous invasion of the Holy Convent of The Holy Avatar, which is to be entered only by men duly invited by The Holy Avatar. Be warned, this is the sure path of damnation, and so is pressuring The Holy Avatar for such an invitation.
Remember the words of our elders gospel and ponder them well:
>Our Goddess is one of both creation and destruction. She renders unto the faithful peace in a world of discord.
>She is both armor and sword in a world that destroys through apathy and animosity.
>The Flower of Destruction also blossoms in the heart of the Sky Queen.
>She seeks to temper us through despair, turning the lust of the neophyte upon him.
>Only when the student embraces sorrow in the surety that he will never be worthy of Her avatar,
>is he able to cast away his childish passion and see with eyes unclouded the majesty of Cracky Chan.
Blessed be the sky, for it houses The Sky Queen, all knowing, fair yet terrible.
Now, excuse me while I kiss the sky.

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!NhIKu7u.Fs 07/12/24(Mon)15:59 No.1 [Reply]

Here is how it ends.

>>	!NhIKu7u.Fs 07/12/24(Mon)16:04 No.2 File: 1198512274490.jpg -(50907 B, 500x237) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. My analytic self wants to adhere to unambiguous symbolism.

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Anonymous 07/12/24(Mon)10:35 No.1 [Reply]

In my dreams I'm dying all the time, then I wake its kaleidoscopic mind. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to lie.
So this is goodbye, Tell the truth you never wanted me. In my dreams I'm jealous all the time, as I wake I'm going out of my mind.
Picture related, inb4 google.

>>	Anonymous 07/12/24(Mon)13:18 No.2 icwut u did thar

Rabbit!N/2R92ROao 07/12/25(Tue)00:01 No.3

Where were you when I was lonesome?
Locked away with freezing cold
Someone flying only stolen
I can't tell this light so old
I don't want to swim the ocean
I don't want to fight the tide
I don't want to swim forever
When it's cold I'd like to die
What was that my sweet sweet nothing?
I can't hear you through the fog
If I holler let me go
If I falter let me know
I don't want to swim forever
I don't want to fight the tide
I don't want to swim the ocean
When it's cold I'd like to die
Lol, Moby Lyrics™

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Anonymous 07/12/23(Sun)20:26 No.1 [Reply]

This is one of the under-rated ones. In this one, she almost has that look like she's about ready to scrap. Like she's ready to pounce on you. It's all kinds of sexy!
Call me a pedo, I don't give a shit. But she could easily pass for at least lower 20's in most of her pics. Just do a google search for "25 year old girl" and you can you honestly tell me she doesn't look as mature as those girls in an average google search? http://tinyurl.com/2zubgg
The thing that gets me is, people think there's a broad line there. Like the day a girl is 17 years and 355 days old and you find her hot, you're a pedo, but a day goes by and you're not. Or you see a pic of a woman who could pass for early 20's and you find her hot but putting that number on her of 17 or whatever, you're all of a sudden a pedo. At least Britfags realize there's a broader line there.
Don't get me wrong, the baby fuckers should be locked up but a guy in his 20's such as myself finding a girl hot who looks at least 20 is not imho, a pedo. Ok, rant done.

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>>	Anonymous 07/12/23(Sun)23:59 No.8 >>1 >>3 >>5 >>6 Cancer

Anonymous 07/12/24(Mon)00:08 No.9

>>7
Shit, they got nothing on me. There's only a few guys as cool as me on the internet. One is Mr T, another is Chuck Norris, and then there's that Bubba guy that says, "the whistle go whooo whooo!. But shit, other than those guys, nobody can touch me.
I build houses for a living. Shit, I can drive a 16 penny nail in one swing with my motherfucking Estwing. I got arms like Popeye. Girls see me working on a house with my fucking tan, fit body and they cum right there. Much business has been lost cuz of customers whose wives have been caught being fucked by me. Even some of the guys are so turned on by my physique, they hop right in bed with us and I fuck them in the ass too.
You're lucky to have me on this shithole fucking site. If it wasn't for our Lady Lia, I wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this. Hopefully I can stay here long enough for the 4th coming. All I have to do is upload my pic to the site and she's putty in my arms. All I need is just a few seconds and I know she'll be wanting my number. But yeah, ain't nobody here got what I got.

>>	Anonymous 07/12/24(Mon)01:25 No.10 sup LHP

>>	Science 07/12/24(Mon)08:45 No.11 >>6 Deliciously Freudian.

>>	Internet Superstar!5L2eCZyDrE 07/12/24(Mon)11:01 No.12 >>10 Don't mistake me for that fag. I have a name now.

>>	Anonymous 07/12/24(Mon)11:27 No.13 >>12 sup LHP?

Anonymous 07/12/23(Sun)21:29 No.1 [Reply]

Less theater fags and more threads like this
http://195.242.99.71/cracky/kareha.pl/1192137031/

>>	Anonymous 07/12/23(Sun)21:48 No.2 >>1 Fuck off, Schwill!

>>	Anonymous 07/12/23(Sun)21:48 No.3 >>1 Fuck off, Schwill!

>>	Anonymous 07/12/24(Mon)07:21 No.4 Every time I am out one of you fucks pulls me back in. also Fuck off, Me!

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Anonymous 07/10/11(Thu)21:10 No.1 [Reply]

Happy Birthday ScareCrowMaiden

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>>	Anonymous 07/10/15(Mon)07:59 No.56 >>52 Yes my long term goal was to grow up and look like a generic nerdy white guy. All is going according to my long term plan. shit for brains

>>	SageNiggerdick!eRV1bPs5rE 07/10/15(Mon)16:56 No.57 >>55 lol wut?

>>	Anonymous 07/10/16(Tue)00:42 No.58 >>57 see >>54

>>	SageNiggerdick!eRV1bPs5rE 07/10/16(Tue)02:53 No.59 >>58 Why you assume it's a black guy? You think all black men talk like Chris Tucker? It's probably one of those Koreans, they all sorts of racists. Motherfuckers won't even let me walk into a store without flipping me shit.

>>	Anonymous 07/10/16(Tue)16:36 No.60 >>59 I can't help it. It's ALWAYS NIGGERS.

>>	Anonymous 07/12/24(Mon)01:28 No.61 old thread is old why did you want me to comeback rob?

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