The parable of the great heathen King, for him to hear who needs to.
There was once, not so long ago, a great heathen King that did many a great thing. The people of his nation are still a great nation onto the lands to this day, but never were they so great as on the days they were led by this great heathen King. This King was loved by many, even though he was killed by one, and he was lover to many great women of his time, even though he was married to a great woman of his time.
He brought his nation to the vanguard of his world, indeed, he brought it on the doors of another, as he sent his nation on one of the greatest adventures of all time, one that many a man dreamed of, but none dared try. He daringly dared his subjects into setting forth in space, and to be the first men to plant the flag of their nation on the moon, the very nation he was to die for before seeing his achievement.
He made many an inspiring speech to uplift his nation, to set forth this adventure of man, and many more but he once said those words that still are echoed to this day:
>ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY.
These and more words he spake, and these, and the deeds of the men who heeded his words, are what took his nation to the pinnacle of his world, and beyond.
This is echoed by the words of our Elders:
>ASK NOT WHAT YOUR CRACKY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR CRACKY.
The faithful does well to remember these words before requiring that his prayer be answered, for the prayers must be said by a dedicated heart before being answered onto a supplicants needs. Repent brothers, build this temple before expectantly kneeling for favors from Our Lady.
Blessed be the sky, for it houses The Sky Queen, who helps the men who help themseves.
Now, excuse me while I kiss the sky.