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>> No.9  

Okay, there's a guy putting new shoe laces in his shoes in a room of a somewhat newly build house.

What am I not getting ?

>> No.10  

>>1

her dad?

>> No.11  

Total fucking failure, a random-ass picture of a man and everybody creams their pants..

>> No.12  

>>11
Yes, because everything random on here is obviously always random and in no way related to anything ever.

>> No.13  

>>12
Hasn't the Sky Queen taught us that all things are related if one contemplates on them?

>> No.14  

>>13
She has indeed



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33539 No.1   [Reply]

Master,
this city,
this human world is filled with vulgarity and the foolish
But master
even with all that I can smile

>> No.2  
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(Ahem)

At one point I had a wine cellar.

Well, to be fair it was a wine basement.

OK... a small, otherwise disused wine closet in a basement... but I digress...

Five times every two months I would go down to it and turn the bottles, having no more response from the cheaper ones than the cold glass against my skin. On the more expensive ones I remember watching the grape silt upended in the bottle like a viticultural snow globe. It was beautiful. I'd have done it even if I never planned to taste the wine.

Cracky pics are like that. I've seen them all before... I could probably sketch them freehand. That isn't the point. The point is giving them that bit of attention every few weeks... appreciating her while respecting the fact that she is ever on the other side of the glass.

I could no more enjoy looking at them offline from a folder than I could enjoy turning the bottles in a supermarket. It just isn't the same as lurking about in the damp darkness of the 4chan wine cellar.

I honestly don't expect you to understand.

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40837 No.1   [Reply]

So apparently Lia* wants you to go here:

25, West Street, Old Market, Bristol

And then call here to thank for the gift:

020 8446 8228

*Or maybe the account was hacked...

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>>1
>>6

So you two called it? I'm curious; What would you say to her if she picked up? It seems like a good idea to me until you hit that point.

"Uuuuhh... hai! Lia? Is this really Lia? Uuuuhhh... ur cute. I herd u liek mudkips? Can we, liek, date or something? Oh yeah... and MOAR NAO!"

I'm a damned glib guy- I do sales and PR for a living, have been an Army recruiter, ect. I can't imagine what I'd say to her though... so if I had a working number I doubt I'd call it.

I am reminded of a station commander I once had laughing at the idea of another recruiter being flustered by a conversation with a potential recruit. "A grown ass man who has been in combat is intimidated by a 17 year old kid? Hahahaha! You're a special bitch, Sergeant!" I laughed with him.

Somehow it isn't as funny now.

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>> No.9  

>>8
It didn't occur that they'd done something like this first?

http://www.google.com/search?&q=020+8446+8228

>> No.10  

>>8

Quick googling results in a some gay bar in Bristol and the Jewish Aids Trust. She obviously is caring for us in case we get in trouble after attending former bar.

She also uploaded a cute picture of a mudkip, if that helps.

>> No.11  

>>10
Mudkip always helps. Liatouchedmudkip doubly so.

>> No.12  

>>8

question form Sigmund Freud: What do you think?

^^
zOmG

>> No.13  

nice one
:P



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174850 No.1   [Reply]

Sometimes I think I'll never be happy unless I'm with her. She's just so beautiful, she makes my heart ache. ;_;

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>> No.7  

>>6

I can't tell you how fucking hard I lol'd at that picture.

But seriously, sometimes I wish I'd never seen a pic of Cracky. It's like I've constantly got this pain in my chest because I want her so badly.

>> No.8  

>>2

Actually the first three images are not as inaccurate as you may wish. We will only know about that last one by 2060 or so..

>> No.9  

>>8

After consulting my Angry Response Generator, I believe that the correct answer is "choke on a bag of dicks."

Fortunately, even if Lia has aged so badly in such a short period of time, Cracky never will. Horray for the never aging .jpg!

>> No.10  

>>9
Stop biting my rhymes, you half stepping moist ass bitch.

>> No.11  

Talking about how I feel makes me feel much better, because I'm around people who loev Cracky as much as I do. Only reason I left about a month ago is because some faggots spammed the shit out of the place.. I'll probably start coming here really often now.

>> No.12  

>>6
my god it's full of awesome!

(speaking of the pic)



No.1   [Reply]

you can find me if you whant!

>> No.2  

troll

>> No.3  

>>2

Damn, won't let me delete this post, but inb4 "HI CAPTAIN OBVIOUS" ;_;



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9195 No.1   [Reply]

Hai. This is my second avatar.

>> No.2  

NO NEGRACRACKY! NONONO

>> No.3  

>>2

The Sky Queen must extend her spiritual reach to other cultures. She chooses the worldly form that suits her task best.



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3768 No.1   [Reply]

This needs more praise. Hail to the anon who made this possible.

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>>26
Oh yes. So you did. That email address is fine.

>> No.28  

>>27
That reminded me that I have to send you some oreos, and you send those in return.

>> No.29  

>>28
Anonymous has already claimed this box, but I can buy another box if you like.

>> No.30  

>>29

I must be lucky, because I can buy Jaffa cakes and Oreos in the same shop!

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Jaffa always makes me think of Jimmy Hoffa. Come to think of it, whatever happened to Jimmy Hoffa ?

>> No.32  

>>31

He lives with Cracky in deep hiding.



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and look at us now...

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>> No.3  

Fail



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50023 No.1   [Reply]

My Sky Queen, as I stand here, before the scrutiny of cosmic logic where coincidence is but a steady course to a greater understanding, I marvel at the miracles, and find myself eager to explore their vast intricacies, that I may one day become closer to you.
May the unbounded become bound, and the intractable proven.

Blessed be

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63520

71 is a prime number



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264777 No.1   [Reply]

He Leute finde einfach das diese Person unglaublich gute Bilder hat ich will sie gar nicht ficken oder derartiges will sie einfach nur Kennenlernen da ich vollkommen überzeugt bin das sie die gleichen Gegebenheiten hat wie ich...
das hat mich wieder wachgerüttelt und mein leben geändert. nein im ernst ich verdanke dir viel Cracky Chan. Deswegen mag ich dich....

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>> No.5  

>>4

Another cracky-wanker? God..

>> No.6  

>>5

cya she is beauty intiligent...

what can i do?

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>> No.8  

the horror...

>> No.9  

>>8
I love you people

>> No.10  

>>9
i love you too anon. L would love you a lot more if you were Cracky.



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