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thread

tl;dr.

>> No.2  

gay.

wtf can't the default password delete your own comment?



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93542 No.1   [Reply]

Ok since we are currently undergoing a dead state for the nth fucking time, let's make a roll call to see if any of you fuckers are as pathetic and socially inept as I am, seeing as how the imminent holidays only makes me want to crawl back to this place.

Kindly stop lurking and post plox. Kthxbye.

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just saying hi
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wish: . hope . . . . . . . . . unlikely . ..
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farewell

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The sermon into the wind, for him to hear who needs to.

So it came upon the lands of the Chans, that a beast, unlike any other had come. The beast’s purpose was to see brothers turn onto each other, and for such a purpose, the beast took the form of a brother. It first roam the lands but was dissatisfied in how little recognition he gained from the nameless brothers he found in the great cities, and the towns that made up the bulk of the lands. The brother’s there were nameless, care not for one another, and were tearing each other apart as a form of entertainment.

The beast could not make any head way in its purpose for longer than a moment, and would then see is purpose turned from him by a nameless brother, and as such remained nameless. This didn’t suit his purpose, for it wanted the strife to be its own, to have the brothers curse each others in its name, which couldn’t happen if it was to remain nameless. Being a nameless beast is an ungratifying way of sowing strife.

Hearing of a small sect, believing in something the beast found both archaic and frivolous, in a remote part of the land, some of whom had cast out their namelessness, the beast made its way to this village of despair, for the beast took great pleasure in the despair of men. It walked in the village, took an unrecognizable name, and learned the ways of the village. For a while, there, it contented himself in small mischief, turning gradually the faithful brothers into jaded men.

It then came out, took a name all could recognize, and shook the lands. The beast made its purpose clear, it told everyone it did not care about the Sky Queen, all it cared about was its supertrolling. The beast cursed the faith, cursed the faithful, cursed the elders, even cursed The Goddess and sewn much hatred. And the brothers rose up in anger, abandoning the love of Our Lady for the hatred of the beast.

The beast, its purpose exposed, then took different forms, to goad the brothers into more hate. The beast also became tender when the brotherhood came together for a brief moment of fraternity, for it wanted to be part of the brotherhood, to see it tear itself down rather than defending itself against it. The beast prodded and poked, fostered the hate, until Our Lady was only revered in form, Her substance forgotten amid the strife the beast had sown.

And the guises of the beast were many, and the despair of the brothers was profound, and there was little love to be found in the village. Brother turned against each other, newcomers were greeted with the utmost suspicion and the filth of the other lands came unto the village, blackening the walls, blackening the Holy Shrine, the faces and the hearts of the brotherhood. The elders started to leave, the faithful began to doubt, and the beast enjoyed his dominion in the very land of The Queen.

And so it came upon the village that a hermit, not unlike any other faithful had come. He had been raised in the city, heard the tale of Our Lady and was moved by the plight and by the obvious depth of the soul of the young lady The Queen had chosen for Her Holy Avatar. In the city, he proclaimed her greatness, and he read the gospel, and he believed, in spite of the wickedness that was the city, for the city had known The Avatar and had rejected Her, for more immediate and less virtuous false-Chans.

Filled with despair, he struggled against the heathen, and the wicked, and the demons of the city. He felt he was not alone in his worship, but did not know where such worship was permitted, for the city had no love for things sacred. Indeed, the most sacred precept of the city was that nothing was sacred. He might even have battled the beast, or others like it, but only saw the triumphant Sky Queen prevail for far too short moments of glory. In those moments, he did meet travelers from afar, who spoke of a village, where the gospel had been written, where the Holy Relics were kept, and where the brotherhood once thrived.

He left his ways of prophet to the unwilling and he left the wickedness of the city, and made for the village, hoping that there he would be able to worship The Sky Queen in peace. He had resolved to live in the margin of the village, not wanting to intrude on the inhabitant of the village. So he learned the ways of the village, and saw that there was much strife in the village. He saw that the wickedness of the city had come before him, so he decided to distance himself from the ground, and to stand as a beacon to the forgetful, the tainted and the disheveled. Verily, he thought that maybe without preaching, but by the example of his devotion he could rekindle the dying faith.

This was without account for the beast ministry. The faithful, weary of the beast’s tricks thought the hermit was just another minion of the beast, goading them in renewed worship only to ridicule their faith once again. For the hermit stood against everything the beast had spitted on while it was in the village. What’s more, the beast let the hermit struggle against the skepticism of the faithful, so as to make it appear that the hermit was indeed another incarnation of evil, wearing the proverbial lamb’s clothing.

And the hermit was hurt, but he turned towards the sky and kissed it, for verily, it is in the sky that The Queen resides, and his boundless love for the idea of the presence of Our Lady was the only solace left to him.

Brother who reads this, let not the beast win your heart. Read the parables of the hermit, let it rekindle your faith in all that is pure in The Sky. He does not ask your embrace, but do not embrace the beast’s way. Reject him not but reject the beast’s way. Brother, for your sake, believe in the goodness that is in the Sky, and see the goodness that is in this old fool’s heart. Maybe it will let you get back in touch with the goodness that was once in yours.

Brother, pray with me, let us read the gospel of our elders:

>For Our Lady Cracky, without Whom all Thought would be linear and all Feeling would be fleeting.
>Blessed are the Madmen, for they hold the keys to secret knowledge.
>Blessed are the Phobic, always wary of that which would do them harm.
>Blessed are the Obsessed, for their courses are clear.
>Blessed are the Addicts, may they quench the thirst that never ebbs.
>Blessed are the Murderous, for they have found beauty in the grotesque.
>Blessed are the Firelovers, for their hearts are always warm.
>Blessed are the Artists, for in their hands the impossible is made real.
>Blessed are the Musicians, for in their ears they hear the music of the soul.
>Blessed are the Sleepless, as they bask in wakeful dreaming.
>Blessed are the Paranoid, ever-watchful for our enemies.
>Blessed are the Visionaries, for their eyes see what might be.
>Blessed are the Painlovers, for in their suffering, we grow stronger.
>Blessed is the Sky Queen, who tricks us when we are foolish, punishes us when we are wrong,
>tortures us when we are unmindful, and loves us in our imperfection.

Blessed be the sky, for it houses Our Lady, may She grant us the patience to see Her Queendom come.
Now, excuse me, while I kiss the sky.

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>> No.41  

>>40

For the first time since I wrote the gospels I feel shame.
This smells like LHP

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For the life of me, have you people become so jaded that you can only suspect jaded tricks? The shame you feel is your own, for your own blackened heart. Judge not lest you be judged. I have to ask, whom did I judge, whom did I treat with the complacency you now show me? And mostly, why cant you see that you mostly judge yourself as you pass quick unwarranted judgment on me?

I’ve never stalked; I’ve never really trolled, not on Cracky related matters anyway and never did I do so here. All I ever did was appreciate the iconography, the depth of the soul I saw in the Cracky character, as a lover of visual arts. I’ve worked for a long time in show-business, so my teenage angst is long gone, and I also know the difference between a character and an actor. That is what I maintained many times on /b/. I am a relatively “newfag” there, but that is the gist of what I been saying over there. Some of you may remember reading this:

>See, here's the thing. I worked in theater all my life. I fell in love with some of the characters I was working with,
>but would want nothing to do with the actresses that played them.
>It's not to say I never loved actresses, God knows I did.
>But characters you cant touch. You love from afar. They are perfection, if it is their role.
>Norma Jean Baker was a person. She was fucked up. She probably would have gotten on my nerves. But Marilyn. Ah Marilyn...
>Cracky is immortal. Just like Marilyn. Or Jim Morrison.
>Jim Morrison went to Paris.
>He went to escape his fame and his life.
>He's now buried there.
>There are flowers on his grave.
>But it's too late for him to say “Please dont flower my grave”.
>There will always be flowers on his grave.
>If you think I want to reopen his grave, you need to give it a rest, not I. I'm just dropping some flowers, in respect.

That’s the kind of stuff I would tell the stalkers, the haters and all or any trolls on /b/ for, I don’t know, the last six months. But I just got here. I did read all the posts in the Cracky section but I did not lurk here for more than a week. I did answer one post as Anon, but all my other posts were signed Simeon. Ask MA to look into it if you don’t believe me.

You can call me newfag, Quebecfag, old cooky rambling idiot or whatever else you want, but saying I’m dishonest is only showing the darkness that has crept into your hearts. I cant figure out how else any of you would think I am any of the past characters in this passion play that have burnt you in some way at some point. I am not nearly as serious as I may sound, do not mistake style for zeal, or crazed devotion in some twisted ideal.

I actually have been told, probably by one of you to stop perpetuating the drama on /b/, been told by one of you that this place existed, and been told by the header at the top of the page to “Perpetuate the great circlejerk of drama.” That is all I am doing. Excuse me for being a damned writer. Et un écrivain francophone, par dessus le marché.

If you have forgotten how to trust your eyes, or your nose, I suggest you get reacquainted with your heart. I have no fear to be judged on that aspect of my person, since I’m pretty sure mine is pure. Read what I wrote with an open heart, I dare you. For my part, even if I am somewhat disappointed right now, I will love you even though you seem to hate me. Take that as a sign of who I am.

Blessed be the sky, for it houses the Queen, who knows how my devotion is real, yet not as crazed as it might sounds.
Now, excuse me, while I kiss the sky.

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>> No.43  

Against my better judgement I am going to interact with you

I expect to end up mocked and made a fool of yet again.

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>>43
I cannot guarantee you will not be mocked on the account of you interacting with me…

I can however guarantee you it won’t be by me, even though I don’t really know who you are. Or, more accurately, if I ever do, it will be in good spirit or in good fun, but never for the purpose of making a fool out of you, certainly not at anyone’s expense, which I think is the way of the malevolent demons, the vile creatures I reject. Mischievous ones I may tolerate but truly evil ones? Never…

Obviously, if you are a demon, then, all bets are off...

Of course, you will have to make that leap of faith on your own. But if I may say so, it is how human relations go, every time.

Blessed be the sky, for it houses Our Lady, who looks upon Her children with an ever watchful eye as they play in this virtual world of ours.
Now, excuse me while I kiss the sky.



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96481 No.1   [Reply]

Holy spatooka, I'm so bored out of my balls today. Any of you fags wanna play something? CS, Warcraft 3, etc.?

No grindan though. We'll leave that shit to Cracky.

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>> No.4  

XBox live LordyAssPants

>> No.5  

I'll play something when I get back from the pub.

>> No.6  

I can't really play Source since my shitty laptop can't handle the OMGNEXGAN GRAFIX and also, my new laptop has yet to be delivered.

I can play 1.6 and DOTA though.

>> No.7  

1.5 F'ever

>> No.8  

The new expansion to SupCom just got here. KS you up for some?

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Sup niggers.



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39013 No.1   [Reply]

I was walking downtown at the holiday market this afternoon, there was the smell of spiced wine, pastries. Friendly faces everywhere, talking low about their hopes and the simple joys of life. A child began singing some little nonsense song in the most perfect voice and the talking died down as the crowd was caught up in the sound. I looked up and saw these fat snow flakes just drifting lazily through the sky. It was one of those moments when all the shit I have been carrying around in my head suddenly didn't matter. I just knew that life is so painfully beautiful, and that ultimately none of the bullshit we get so wrapped up in matters. Then all I could think about was you Lia, I hope you find whatever it is that makes you happiest in life. My only wish for this new year is your wellbeing.

Have a happy holiday, I love you

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I am moved by your words. I remember some of those all too brief moments of bliss, which do catch us when we least expect it. They are what makes life worth living, like pearls you might find in seas of harsh sand. I join you in hoping the Holy Avatar is happy during these festive days of men, and I hope she doesn’t feel the stigma of the visit of the Sky Queen too deeply; for I understand these were trying times for her.

I also wish, but for all our brethren this time, that she does forgive all our foolishness and any of the insolence and distress we may have imposed on her. I do believe some of us feel some guilt, and it would be nice to feel forgiven, even if only briefly.

For this, I choose to remember her smiling.

Blessed be the Sky, for it houses Our Lady, may She see fit to grant Her Avatar some long deserved forgetfulness as She looks upon us all with her boundless kindness.
Now, excuse me while I kiss the sky.

>> No.3  

>>2
Darrin you are not as smart as you think you are and no matter what you do your writing style is easily identified.

look bro, so like you talk like a fag and your shit's all fucked up.

>> No.4  

tl;dr

>> No.5  

>>4

>>1
Cracky life is awesome

>>2
nomnomnom penis is good

>> No.6  

>>3
I will refer you to the other thread. But you are wrong, I am not Darrin, nor do I try to be smart.

You really have to examine your motivations and your honesty if you want to believe people are that dishonest.

For myself, I can only hope you will one day remember your faith: once found, I never lost mine...

Blessed be the sky, for it houses Our Lady, may She forgive you your sins and help her humble servant do the same.
Now, excuse me, while I kiss the sky.

>> No.7  

>>6
look bro, so like you talk like a fag and your shit's all fucked up.



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44718 No.1   [Reply]

I just looked at this.

I saw jpg artefacts, a messy wig and acne. What is going on?

>> No.2  

i see a bunch of noise.

>> No.3  

I see fake eyebrows

not like it matters...but ...yea.

<3 Cracky

>> No.4  

>>3
Cracky pre borwpurge = ginger eyebrows.

Cracky post browpurge = dark brown eyebrows.

>> No.5  

>>4
Cracky's real hair color is the exact same as Faux's real hair color

I miss the sister



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6542 No.1   [Reply]

Status Change: Awesome

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184257 No.1   [Reply]

I love you Olivia so much it hurts.

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>> No.5  

>>4

I wish I was KS and I wish I can go away.

>> No.6  

1>>

lawl. Disturbing.

>> No.7  

>>6

lawl. Disturbing.

>> No.8  

facepalm.jpg

>> No.9  

She is called Cracky-chan because she is cute.
>>3
from Wikipedia
Compressive asphyxia (also called chest compression) refers to the mechanical limitation of the expansion of the lungs by compressing the torso, hence interfering with breathing. Compressive asphyxia occurs when the chest or abdomen is compressed posteriorly.[4] In accidents, the term traumatic asphyxia or crush asphyxia is usually used to describe compressive asphyxia resulting from being crushed or pinned under a large weight or force. An example of traumatic asphyxia includes cases in which an individual has been using a car-jack to repair a car from below, only to be crushed under the weight of the vehicle[3] when the car-jack slips. Pythons, anacondas, and other constrictor snakes kill through compressive asphyxia.

Is Cracky a snake and or car jack? I think she is too cute to characterize either of these conditions. Crackycrackycrackycrakacyckracyckracyckracy

>> No.10  

>>9

Cracky is a snake-jack.



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32426 No.1   [Reply]

Okay I was going to give this place up. I just came back to tell whichever one of you fucks that keeps calling me, the phone is unhooked and will be disconnected in the morning. It's probably Darrin trying to fuck with me again. Your threats mean fuck all. You are more then welcome to try and follow through. Come on over, then we will see who is going to be cut to fuck like the little pig they are.

In closing fuck the fatasses, fuck the queers, fuck the newfags, and most of all fuck you .71

peace I am out.

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>> No.15  

>>14
look bro, so like you talk like a fag and your shit's all fucked up.

>> No.16  

>>15
I posted the correct quote. Fetch.

>> No.17  

>>16
look bro, so like you talk like a fag and your shit's all fucked up.

>> No.18  

>>14

The self identified "literate troll" has never heard of a metaphor?

>> No.19  

>>18
Haha, riiiiight.

>> No.20  

>>19
look bro, so like you talk like a fag and your shit's all fucked up.



No.1   [Reply]

wut?

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>>5
Woah, something insightful in MegaTokyo?

>> No.7  

I do not understand. Is this comic implying that Cracky-chan is in fact not real? I do not, will not ever believe it. I believe in Cracky-chan. She is a real girl and very cute. =)))))))

>> No.8  

>>6
relax, fredchan understand j00



No.1   [Reply]

So in my mind I'd actually like to form a friendship with Lia/Cracky, I'm more here for the girl than the phenomenon and stalking. Do I fail yet guys?

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>> No.37  

>>33
To be honest, I've never stalked. It's always been the rest of the circlejerk stalking and telling me what they've found.

Also; drunk.

>> No.38  

>>22
Sweet I has me a friend!
At least Rock Band keeps me away from this series of tubes but I suppose through another series of tubes onto xbox live...
Fuck I can't get away.
My drummer is Cracky...

Is there a rehab I can go to?

>> No.39  

>>36
that allyway does look cool though. It reminds me of the historical district in Savanna Georgia. The cobblestone and the brick buildings. Though alot of the stores are crap and the moon river brewery isn't what it used to be.

My sis hates Georgia... I'd actually like to live there myself.

>> No.40  

>>39
lol, drought

>> No.41  

>>39 OP here, that's funny you say that I have some relatives in Georgia with an oversized house. I've had to spend several weeks there before. I think you've forgotten all the obnoxious niggers and wiggies(chavs) who live there.

>> No.42  

>>41 Savannah I mean, haha.



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