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Anonymous 07/09/15(Sat)17:51 No.1 [Reply]

http://skyqueen.cc/

>>	Anonymous 07/09/15(Sat)19:47 No.2 lol John?

>>	Anonymous 07/09/16(Sun)07:55 No.3 iz dat sum dolmas

>>	Anonymous 07/09/16(Sun)08:28 No.4 They indeed appear to be so. NOM NOM NOM

>>	Anonymous 07/09/16(Sun)08:29 No.5 WELL THANKS ASS. I KNOW WHAT I'M EATING FOR LUNCH FOR THE NEXT WEEK. FUCK YOU DOLMAS AND YOUR DELICIOUS FILLINGS

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Anonymous 07/09/13(Thu)16:18 No.1 [Reply]

that is this, is cracky 18 today?

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>>	Anonymous 07/09/14(Fri)18:48 No.42 >>40 Cracky is a trans-dimensional machine god

>>	SpookyHat!Y6tYfqxG7U 07/09/14(Fri)21:12 No.43 >>26 weaboo e-mail is weaboo :P

>>	Anything!LuLzxWq9oU 07/09/14(Fri)21:26 No.44 >>43 Even deities are 15 at one time.

>>	SpookyHat!Y6tYfqxG7U 07/09/14(Fri)22:26 No.45 >>44 hehe yours not mine but I understand... I just thought it was funny...

>>	Abyss!3GqYIJ3Obs 07/09/15(Sat)21:26 No.46 >>37 Jesus Christ, what the bloody hell is that? o_O;;

>>	sage 07/09/16(Sun)10:37 No.47 >>46 Jesus Christ, what the bloody hell is that? >> o_O;; <<

Anonymous 07/09/15(Sat)13:13 No.1 [Reply]

What on earth?
http://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Alt.Sex.Stories.Moderated/Year2003/45220?textonly=Text+Only
Protip: Use all your internet detective skills and look at header

>>	Zyjek 07/09/15(Sat)14:13 No.2 ewwww lolrotica. Nothing of interest. Just some faggot fucking some other faggot.

>>	Anonymous 07/09/15(Sat)16:25 No.3 you are so far behind on the googling, fake email ftl

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Abyss!3GqYIJ3Obs 07/09/09(Sun)17:41 No.1 [Reply]

I had a dream about Cracky last night and then felt bloody terrible when I woke up. I want her so much.

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>>	Abyss!3GqYIJ3Obs 07/09/11(Tue)20:29 No.3 >>2 What happened in your dream?

Anonymous 07/09/11(Tue)22:09 No.4

CRACKYPASTA
I have this reoccuring dream about Cracky-chan. I dream I am looking for her and found her online, only she lived there and was some sort of Cyber-Goddess of the digital age who new everything, and could only be found by the half mad and the truly blessed. She said she was glad I found her and she wanted to tell me the sercret of the world. Thing was my laptops batteries were dying, so I tried to rush her to tell me the secret. She said I was scaring her, so she closed my browser window and I died. I woke up unable to breath so I slapped my chest and was able to take a ragged breath full. It was a few minutes after that I realized had never felt that empty before.

Abyss!3GqYIJ3Obs 07/09/12(Wed)20:23 No.5

I dreamt I was speaking to her on AIM and we arranged to meet up, then my dream ended. ;__; That's not the only dream I've had though, there's many more, but the one I can remember the most is the AIM one.
I can't believe I missed the chance to speak to her a few weeks ago. I didn't know what to do with myself when I woke up and found out that I'd missed it.

>>	Anonymous 07/09/13(Thu)04:26 No.6 i had a dream ....... THAT BLACK PEOPLE AND WHITE PEOPLE COULD LIVE TOGETHER IN HARMONY

kingschwill 07/09/13(Thu)04:29 No.7
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>>6
I was once approached by a discerning young man of 20 and was told that the word “Nigger” would no longer plague our people, that the word was dead and no longer able and cause undue pain and hardship. I looked this young man over, his face so full of hope for the future and blindness to the indiscretions of the past 60 years and tears welled up inside me. This young man did not know the pain of this word, of it's meaning.
I pulled the young man aside and we sat awhile, engaged in conversation; I in my black pinstripe suit, the attire of success, and him, the baseball outfit of a hopeful dreamer. I informed him that just a moment in time ago he would have not been allowed to wear that outfit, to play with the other boys simply because of his race. I then told him that the word that meant nothing to him meant everything back then, and he didn't believe me.
I promptly stood up, determined to show this young black child the past that he so easily dismissed. I wanted him to know that for some of us, that cursed word still pains us all. I removed the black permanent marker from my briefcase and picked up the young man's baseball bat, and with determination wrote that horrible word upon it. He stared at me, mouth agape at the word NIGGER emblazoned upon the brushed aluminum.
I could still remember the look of sorrow, of hurt at his bat, then of surprise as he realized how words really could hurt, how painful words could really be.
I let the bat fall to the ground, blood dripping from it's brushed metal surface, the young man's eyes clouded and devoid of life.
I will show them all bounceme. I will show them all.

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kingschwill 07/09/13(Thu)23:59 No.1 [Reply]

Blessed Sky Queen Cracky: who alone spreadest out the heavens and rulest the raging of the Earth:
Who hast compassed the Universe with bounds until day and night come to an end:
Be pleased to receive into thy Almighty and most gracious protection the souls of thy servant and the cause in which we serve:
Preserve us from the dangers of the world, and the violence of the enemy:
That we may be a safeguard unto our fellow man and his dominions, and a security for such as pass through the lands upon their lawful occasions:
That the inhabitants of our faith may serve thee, our Saviour and that we may return in triumph with the fruits of our labours:
And with thankful remembrance of thy mercies to praise and glorify thy Holy Name:
Through thine eternal rule:
Amen

>>	Anonymous 07/09/14(Fri)22:56 No.2 Amen

>>	Zyjek 07/09/14(Fri)23:17 No.3 Blessed be the name of Her holiness, the Queen of Heaven Cracky.

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Anonymous 07/09/14(Fri)02:34 No.1 [Reply]

<3

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Anonymous 07/09/12(Wed)17:04 No.1 [Reply]

I'm sick as fuck
Post sum Crackys to cheer me up please
pic kind of related

>>	Anonymous 07/09/12(Wed)17:09 No.2 File: 1189616956497.jpg -(26145 B, 203x276) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Anyone who's actually still staying here is clinging to something that's already dead (inb4thatincludesyoutoofaggot) pic very related

Anonymous 07/09/12(Wed)17:49 No.3
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Crack you think your stalkers appreciate the sacrifice you make for them? You're fans will never understand that you aren't really the fantasy they ache to consume. They'll ravage you trying to get at that fantasy, leaving nothing but a broken shell.

>>	Zyjek 07/09/12(Wed)18:25 No.4 >>3

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SAVE THE WILD CRACKY kingschwill 07/09/08(Sat)15:48 No.1 [Reply]

Genetic scientists warn that redheads are a dying breed; soon they will become extinct in the next 100 years. National Geographic magazine reports that less than two per cent of the world's population has the natural red hair.
There are many famous redheads in history, such as the bard William Shakespeare, Christopher Columbus and the Queen Elizabeth, and the more recent ones Peter Beattie, Nicole Kidman, Prince Harry and Michael Voss. But the future doesn't look bright for the redheads according to the National Geographic article.
Red hair was created by a genetic mutation in northern Europe some thousands of years ago. The article reports that the gene had the beneficial effect of increasing the body's ability to cope with sunlight; it helped make vitamin D from Sunlight. But now because of world wide interactions, the today's carriers are more prone to skin cancer and are more sensitive to heat and cold related pain.
Because of smaller percentage of redheads present in the population, it has reduced the chances considerably for the redheads to get redhead partner, so their offspring may or may not be a redhead. The redhead can produce a baby from a single redhead parent; the chances become high when both the parents are redhead however.
Some experts warn redheads could be gone as early 2060, but others say the gene can be dormant in the reproductive system for generations before returning.
It is too early to predict redhead extinction, more research and analysis needs to be done if that is the case.
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/220229/National_Geographic_says_Redheads_set_for_extinction

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>>	Abyss!3GqYIJ3Obs 07/09/11(Tue)20:28 No.12 But I loev redheaded girls. The Crackies are going extinct. :(

>>	Aimpoint!f5oeQHn6gY 07/09/11(Tue)21:09 No.13 >It is too early to predict redhead extinction, more research and analysis needs to be done if that is the case. lol, next

>>	Anonymous 07/09/11(Tue)22:20 No.14 Why can't the fucking blondes go extinct?

Anonymous 07/09/11(Tue)22:27 No.15
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I'm sceptical of any science reporting in TEH MASS MEDIA that appears to make strong claims like this, the "could" become extinct is probably a worst-case prediction based on wildly extrapolating a small sample.

>>	Zyjek 07/09/12(Wed)01:40 No.16 >>14 Ironically, they're too stupid.

>>	Anonymous 07/09/12(Wed)09:19 No.17 >>14 ..but ..cracky is a (fake) blonde, too!

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Indiges 07/09/11(Tue)20:39 No.1 [Reply]

This doll is telling me things I don't want to hear and if it doesn't shut up in going brush it's head, I'm going to brush and brush until I brush off it's head.

>>	Anonymous 07/09/11(Tue)20:53 No.2 is that a Maxx quote?

>>	Indiges 07/09/12(Wed)05:01 No.3 File: 1189573260557.jpg -(60165 B, 640x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>2 Yes

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>>	Indiges 07/09/12(Wed)05:04 No.5 >>2 See the one I screwed up and posted outside this thread

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