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92844 No.1   [Reply]

In the name of the Goddess, the Sister and the Holy Admin. Amen.

Forgive me Sky Queen for I have sinned. This is my first confession since last year. I came here to confess only a single sin, a sin so blasphemous that it singularly tormented me all throughout the day:

I was horny this morning and thought I could use thy image for fappage material. I scrounged for the most approriate pic I could find; sailor Cracky, which was the only picture I had in my disposal, won't be enough to satiate my erupting libido. I though to myself, "How 'bout two sets in simultaneous slide show ? It might work. I tried but failed.

Now I was getting desperate. I managed to operate my Pentium 3 powered Acer laptop along side by side my hyperthreading Dell Inspiron to have two Crackys in my vision. I pressed the shifty fullscreen icon, first on the laptop, then on the desktop, almost instantly for I did not want one slideshow to lag behind. So it went. My hand firmly grasped on to my cock. The bright lights have been turned on. But something went awry.

An unexpected set of thy most beloved sister, F(x) appeared before me, sheening white, teal-blue hair in all it's full glory. Suddenly my hand pumped up and down like a piston and I was in confused euphoria. Oh, it was horrible my Goddess. Too horrible. I splooged and finished but it was too late to realize what I have done. ..

I can't go on. Give me your worst punishment, my Queen. I deserve all of it.

May this follower be forgiven and see fit for thy grace.

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>> No.53  

>>52

I is quite contention of my english level. The question here is if you are quite contention of yours because all I saw is many seskodilian words but no inherent meaning in any of them. Please be at ease Mr. Troll for above all else we are all one and the same.

>> No.54  

>>52
look bro, so like you talk like a fag and your shit's all fucked up.

>> No.55  

>>54
stopping trolls by being annoying and repetitive.

If it actually was that simple than there'd be no trolls.

>> No.56  

>>55
Suddenly, third grade comebacks.

>> No.57  

>>56
oh... heh how embarrassing... I didn't realize you were trying to force a meme...

>> No.58  

Behave boys and girls.



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12506 No.1   [Reply]

There was a time when I was dieting that my "treat" each day was a huge bowl of the white stuff that usually goes on top of a lemon merengue pie, made with splenda.

You could eat a whole bowl of it for about 70 calories. It was sweet, looked indulgent, and took quite some time to devour. Gluttony without calories.

The problem was that at the end I was always actually more hungry than when I began. An hour of eating what amounted to little more than artificially sweetened air was unsatisfying in a way that is hard to put into words.

.71 is rather like that. I keep coming back, and likely will do so as long as someone keeps paying to have it up, but I always come away feeling like my addiction has somehow been reinforced without even really getting a fix.

Me so ronery

>> No.2  

see
http://195.242.99.71kareha.pl/1197515004/10

>> No.3  

>>1

Basically everything addictive in the intrawebz right there. Don't feel so guilty. Others have it worse than you.



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117229 No.1   [Reply]

Wtf is my picture doing on the main page? Must someone copypasta the sacred text, etc. Only cracky belongs there.
Anyways, this picture is my last homage to the great goddess before I perform the ultimate duty and leave this plane to ascend.

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>> No.9  

>>1

The bitches at the back look like they're teasing our Sister. May lightning strike them straight towards their vaginas.

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Get this shit off the front page.

>> No.11  

>>9
lol i deleted the one pic where a guy was really obviously checking me out. he looked like he was 15 and had an AFI tshirt. obviously a dude.

>> No.12  

>>10
Oh please. You did not just insult a Canadian's ability to skate.

>> No.13  

>>10
I am offended on principle. If those frozen bastards hadn't been so bored that they decided to strap knives to their feet, I'd be SOL when it comes to wrecking people 'legitimately'.

>> No.14  

>>11

Baleted?! Oh noes! We must recapture the lost long brother so we that may know the path towards true enlightenment through our Sacred Sister.



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60287 No.1   [Reply]

fail



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149118 No.1   [Reply]

Weirdness going on in the interweb. I am afraid to ever google for cracky again.

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>> No.15  

>>13
You must be new here.

>> No.16  

>>15

Doubt she's Asian. Some redheads/nordics have the epicanthal fold by nature. Conan O'Brien, Bjork, etc.

>> No.17  

She's actually Rothschild by descent. Now there's a scary thought..

>> No.18  

>>17
/facepalm

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fail



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4678 No.1   [Reply]

Post the pictures you have of cracky.

>> No.2  

sage

>> No.3  

Do I smell some delicious nublet? I must eat him/her/it!

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sage

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Sage.



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It kinda reminds me of "Where the Wild Things Are."

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>>3
the creature looks stuck. It is looking at me with a sad look in his eyes, waiting for me to free it from its 2 dimensional prison, but knowing i will never do that.
It lives it own life, standing still, looking at ppl passing by. A creature. Created and drawn by our sky queen.
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i really like these almost senseless things i type somethimes i think i'm going crazy at those times. haha funny
>>35

>>I do not enjoy people or society: seems contradictive with the 2 points before that sentence
>> No.44  

>>43
Fuck you. Now I have to find 4 CD's.

>> No.45  

>>44
Hahaha, I've been looking like crazy for a few days now. Only found the docs so far.
I think I'll just download it, I've bought it already anyway.

Seems like a lot of people here have already played the game before.
Serendipity strikes again.

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>> No.47  

>>46
relevant pictures.



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Toasting for possible MA easteregg



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installing planescape atm.. i heard it has even worse gfx then morrowind combined!

I also had to upgrade this (related, i think i remember) image from a 5.5meg png to this, so it would fit in 1000kb.
5000 hours in paint.

>> No.3  

i miss my fellow /v/irgins

>> No.4  

I am here

always and forever

>> No.5  

Winged Samurai said she lurked her

>> No.6  

>>5

/r/ her pic



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46471 No.1   [Reply]

idiots

stop running around posting dumb shit like 'dont worry cracky! im just here for the drama and lulz! rl stalking is whats ruining this board LOL good thing there isnt much of it!'

the stalking and creepiness is a bad thing? its what this board is running on

there is no circlejerk or drama that could exist just for fun, the only reason that that shit doesnt die is because people still need to feed off of it

the whole point of the chans everywhere, is that beneath all the lulzing about the innernets, there is real shit at the base. Thats how it goes, thats how it has always gone

the reason that 4chan is dying is its becoming shallow; all the posts are by drama-seekers and people who think its funny, but there is no real content, no root into the real world

the internets are not a magical suspended pedestal where we all meet, they are a means of connecting each of the dark little boxes in which we carry out our lives

..
in any case, i know the only way i will find closure to this is when cracky is dead

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i read something like this before, with the root to real world and 4chan hollow thing.

>> No.8  

>>1
de-ja vu?

>> No.9  

>>8
damnit even never seeing it before it looks like like copypasta

I mean it just bleeds it

>> No.10  

>>1
>>8
>>9
The style is strongly reminiscent of a certain k5 / slashdot user. Never had him down as a cracky fan though.

>> No.11  

>>8
>>9
>>10
I mean, it is a very old post. Maybe you just recall having seen it go by? And when >>6 regurgitated it up the copypasta center of your brain blew a fuse?

/shrug

>> No.12  

>>11
Well, I was thinking of http://www.kuro5hin.org/user/CircleTimesSquare

The unnecessary vertical spamming, the lack of grammar, the strawman / response format, the opinion as fact conveyed with verging-on-troll vitriol ... it's all there. Although not so much in the final KingSchwill-esque sentence.



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