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149553 No.1   [Reply]

Dicks everywhere, etc

>> No.2  

Thanks for the heads up.
In before 4chan refugees.

Though I have to commend the guys at diditfortthelulz, it's a mild annoyance. Though, as per usual "and nothing of value was lost".



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>> No.35  

grindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindg
WOW, THIS IS FUN!

>> No.36  

>>32
What? Darrin was never funny.

>> No.37  

These marshmallow ghosties don't have time for your ennui.

>> No.38  

>>5 wow hmm brainy words

>>27

some right some wrong

>> No.39  

>>33
All fail converges to the one ultimate destiny; the final form of living on the wired. Turns out it is in fact WoW.

Be united with your Cracky in all eternity!

Sic transit gloria mundi.

>> No.40  

>>39
I dinged 22-34 in 2 days, what you say about that?



No.1   [Reply]

Meh.

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>> No.13  

>>12

  • The glass was too large to be snorted
  • I'm a nice guy, setting other people on fire is cruel.
>> No.14  

>>13

>I'm a nice guy, setting other people on fire is cruel.

That's debatable.

>> No.15  

>>14
I thought you were my friend. FRIENDS DON'T DO THAT TO THEIR FRIENDS, YOU FUCKING FUCKER!! ARGH!!!

I'LL BURN YOUR SHITTING PARENTS DOWN, YOU COCK SMOKING FAIRY FUCK!!

IF YOU EVER GO BACK TO OXFORD I'LL BE WAITING IN THAT ALLEY!! I'LL TAKE MY BIG FUCK-OFF KNIFE AND TURN THAT SHIT-EATING GRIN INTO A CHESIRE SMILE!!

/fumes

>> No.16  

>>15
I prefer 'dick-eating', but I guess that's just personal preference.

But the sentence I quoted had two parts. How do you know I wasn't referring to the second part that said that setting people on fire is cruel?

>> No.17  

>>16
Apathy and lack of gorm.

>> No.18  

>>10
Depends what you're looking for.

There's always the spam tool on a person you hate.

That always brings up a good laugh



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9066 No.1   [Reply]

So after a day's job of slacking off and the occasionally sparse work, I took for a walk in the park. The way the apartments around these parts of Canada (inb4canuckslurs) work, they usually gather around a lake, man-made or
natural, and walkways surrounding them are given for those particular restless residents always in the need for a stroll.

The weather was pretty much what you would expect from a Northern winter. Bleak, depressing, winds evolving almost into a hurt. As I was regretting the idea of taking this exercise on compulsion, I saw at the corner
of my eye a surreptitious affair happening on a nearby bench. A black guy, sporting his predictable doo-rag and knee-low shirt, was on the act of slipping his hands into the faded, dark blue jeans of a white chick sitting contently in his lap. My stalking instincts went automatic. I tried to warily close in the scene to look further on this potentially hot afterwork fap. But something unexpected occurred.

Tears slowly streamed from my eyes down towards the bridge of my nose as I heard the nigra say to the moaning girl, "I love you."

What happened next wasn't important but to give you a transition towards the end of my post: I hurried back to my place, needlessly pondering on things, Cracky and lovelife alike, and soon got my self shitfaced.

This leads to the underlying question: Why am I so alone?

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>> No.61  

>>60
I lol'd.

>> No.62  

Not enough whining ITT.

>> No.63  

>>62
/bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
My legs hurt.
/bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
But I don't...wannnnnnnnnnnAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>> No.64  

>>63

my littel finger are deaf

>> No.65  

>>64
my hand left are dentista.

>> No.66  

>>35

>he is a manipulative douche and he has no problem with using his friends as toys for his little games.

I could not have sockpuppetted a better compliment. Thank you.



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63687 No.1   [Reply]

this pic make me happy
hold me close and let me hope
flavour mhhmm

>> No.2  

Congratulations: You are now my great white whale.

>> No.3  

>>2
hmm i hope you are captain ahab

>> No.4  

>>3
Are you coming on to me?

I don't swing...which ever way you do.

>> No.5  

>>4
hmm where your boat

>> No.6  

>>5
hmmm gibber tard stickle lulz. You hekle me boat?



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73596 No.1   [Reply]

Merry Christmas and seasons greetings Bounceme

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>> No.14  

>>11
Nothing more is necessary.

>> No.15  

>>13
ohshit

was it the fact the pictures are of a well-known porn star the tipped you off?

>> No.16  

>>14
Nobody knows who you are, thus nobody cares what you think.

>> No.17  

Aww feck, I forgot mah sage.

>> No.18  

>>15

stfo stargate atlantis running now at the tv

>> No.19  

>>18
Shut the fuck off?

lol gg



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86803 No.1   [Reply]

MRF anyone?

>> No.2  
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Superior

>> No.3  

MRF Madras Rubber Factory, Ltd.
MRF Magneto Rheological Finishing (method to polish optic lenses)
MRF Maintenance Replacement Factor
MRF Management for Responsible Fisheries (FAO)
MRF Manager Review File
MRF Markov Random Field
MRF Marmarth Research Foundation
MRF Master Record Form (insurance)
MRF Material Recovery Facility
MRF Material Request Form
MRF Material Review Form
MRF Materials Recycling Facility
MRF Media Resource Function
MRF Medium Range Forecast (weather forecasting model)
MRF Melanoma Research Foundation
MRF Message-Refusal Signal (ITU-T)
MRF Metal Recovery Facility (US DOE)
MRF Michigan Renaissance Festival
MRF Microsoft Readiness Framework
MRF Milestone Reference File
MRF Military Retirement Fund
MRF Mineral Resources Forum
MRF Minimum Residual Flow (water Industry, volume of water which must be left in a river)
MRF Mission Reliability Factor
MRF Mississippi River Fund
MRF Mobile Reconnaissance Force
MRF Mobile Relay Facility
MRF Mobile Riverine Force
MRF Modi Rubber Factory (Chennai, India)
MRF Modular Rigid Frame (construction industry)
MRF Module Repair Facility
MRF Møre Og Romsdal Fylkesbåtar (ferry boat and bus company in West Norway)
MRF Motorcycle Riders Foundation
MRF Movement for Rights and Freedoms (Bulgaria)
MRF MSE Repair Facility
MRF Multi-Role Fighter
MRF Muscle Regulatory Factor
MRF Music for the Royal Fireworks (Handel composition)
MRF Turk Movement for Rights and Freedoms (Bulgarian political party)

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>> No.4  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MRF



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>> No.2  

«La machine elle-même, plus elle se perfectionne, plus elle s’efface derrière son rôle. (…) Il semble que le travail des ingénieurs, des dessinateurs, des calculateurs du bureau d’études ne soit ainsi en apparence, que de polir et d’effacer, d’alléger ce raccord, d’équilibrer cette aile, jusqu’à ce qu’on ne la remarque plus, jusqu’à ce qu’il n’y ait plus une aile accrochée à un fuselage, mais une forme parfaitement épanouie, enfin dégagée de sa gangue, une sorte d’ensemble spontané, mystérieusement lié, et de la même qualité que celle du poème. Il semble que la perfection soit atteinte non quand il n’y a plus rien à ajouter, mais quand il n’y a plus rien à retrancher. Au terme de son évolution, la machine se dissimule.

La perfection de l’invention confine ainsi à l’absence d’invention et, de même que, dans l’instrument, toute mécanique apparente s’est peu à peu effacée, et qu’il nous est livré un objet aussi naturel qu’un galet poli par la mer, il est également admirable que, dans son usage même, la machine peu à peu se fasse oublier» (Terre des hommes, 1939)

Cracky is not an airplane. Perfection was not achieved.

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[ignore]

>> No.4  

>>1

She looks like my 8th grade Home Ec. teacher in that pic. So hot!

Inb4 fag. Half a semester of Home Ec. was required in my school. Although the pretty cooking apron with the heart on it was not, but what can I say, it was lovely. All the girls were jealous of how prettier mine was then theirs.

>> No.5  

>>4
I think it looks GIMPed... too much.



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>> No.2  

jew nose



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71240 No.1   [Reply]

It seems /b/ has forgotten our dearest.

http://img.4chan.org/b/res/47977282.html

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>> No.6  

Snacks is the most gigantic faggot in the history of faggotry. He was the Chris Crocker prototype.

>> No.7  

Actually, Snacks was the beginning of the end.

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>>7
Snacks is the alpha and the omega.

Funny thing, I got banned from the Snacks board for stalking

>> No.9  

>>3

I helped flood a Cracky thread to 201 images a while back. In retrospect, it was the wrong thing to do. Apologies.

>>5

The /b/ of today is a complete joke. So many people flood the server nowadays that your browser times out before you can even get in to see the shitty, inane, boring content that makes up ~98% of all /b/ threads.

Screw 4Chan anyways, if browsing that site takes up any significant part of your life, get some help or whatever, get the f**k off that site. Do you want to look back when you hit 40 and remember spending the majority of your time looking at shooped pics of cocks on /b/? Surely not.

>> No.10  

I'm just hopping into this thread to let you know I don't enjoy Snacks at all.

He b& my static IP for posting sum Cracky (I'm not a stalker, I just enjoy jumping on bandwagons)

[C]W, away!!

>> No.11  

>>10
Gawd I love those people who are always quick to jump onto the "I am not a stalker" bandwagon.

YOU ARE HERE! LOOK AROUND YOU.

"Hey, I did not participate in this robbery. I just enjoyed spending some time with my armed friends in the bank."



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