What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>5
Gorilla Warfare? Are you an animal trainer?

>>6

I would watch my words if I were you. I had managed to top my best time of crunching numbers to triangulate your position. At this moment in time I have all the low orbit satelittes groomed to your fucking cranium, ready to obliterate your shitposting face. One call is all I need in order for Lt. Pedro to put two in. You are beneath me. Anything you say is the equivalent of a wounded wild boar cornered, reasoning with his pleading eyes to spare him. You don't know it yet because you are too stupid to realize that your life is nothing to me. You are nothing. I dare you say one more stupid fucking thing because by god you are one command away from being history. You are warned motherfucker.

>>6
well, he does something with animals.

>>5
but more seriously, where's that from ? that's so ott c&p I can't help but be curious about the entertainment value of original thread it was lifted from.

not with THAT attitude she won't

>>1
because she has never left

>>3, >>2, too

you're right
thank you

hawt

nawt

Death Korps of Krieg females are hot.

No, and wat do instead?

>>1
i share that opinion however i have been hired to track down cracky, so its work related.
a lot of stuff i have to do to earn a living is bullshit, but a guy has to eat and this is the best paying job i've ever had.

no

>>12 what's the deal with her eyebrows, or should I say unibrow?

The more you say epic the lass it actually means that.
veri-code: dunger

penis.

>>3 Flattered, but that's not me (actual admiral)

If you are cutting yourself to appear cool. Then yes, you are uncool.

If you are cutting yourself as a release to whatever you have in your heart, then no, you are not uncool.

Cutting is a common release for those with Major Depressive disorder and other psychological classification. without help it can lead you to some dark places. but never mind that. Lets get to the heart of the matter.
This may sound unfair, but remember that murder isn’t a horrible crime because of what it does to the murdered. That person is gone, what do they care? No, the crime is against the murdered person’s Mom and brother and sister and best friend and all their coworkers and the people he or she owed money to. All of the people who depended on that person or would have depended on them in the future had they been allowed to live, all of the people who will feel the crushing waves of misery and loneliness due to their abrupt absence, they’re the victims.
And since suicide creates the same real and emotional devastation as homocide, the two are treated as the same crime. I know, it sucks. But remember you’re not being punished for what you did to yourself, but what you did to those around you when you pulled the trigger. That’s the thing, suicide has a way of only hurting the people who liked you. The people who hated you will forget your name in a month and, in fact, the evil bastards who tormented you and drove you to this will actually be a little happier with you gone. Suicide is like a bunch of your friends saving up money to buy you a car and then you taking the car and running them over with it.
If you want to talk about anything, I can maybe help you out. my AIM is totensoldat. I am running around most of the day but you can always message me and talk to me later.