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122968 vagiina 06/03/09(Thu)02:44 No.1 [Reply]
I organized all of her posts at selfportraits ^^
nov 23 isthisloli.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/4503176.html
dec 01 nursedollX1.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/4553653.html
dec 28 pow666.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/4745181.html
jan 04 scab.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/4814773.html
jan 08 9ddc874b.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/4848081.html
jan 12 PLHQ2.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/4872359.html
jan 14 d02e1f9c.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/4893206.html
jan 15 hide_from_me.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/4901325.html
jan 17 efb79969.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/4910932.html
jan 27 more/candy/siam3.jpg, more/candy/4-2.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/4988739.html
feb 01 marshmellow/rejected_doll.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/5030962.html
feb 16 blackberry/foetus.jpg, blackberry/rei_eye_heart.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/5150630.html
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/5146831.html
feb 17 blackberry/bathangel1.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/5157960.html
mar 13 lostsouls/twiglets_and_moonbeams.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/5345944.html
mar 14 lostsouls/headache.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/5351499.html
mar 15 lostsouls/delirium.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/5362141.html
mar 16 lostsouls/i_fucking_hate_5_AM.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/5365728.html
mar 17 burnedchildren/lolitarose.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/5373493.html
mar 19 girlanachronism/bitter.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/5389273.html
mar 23 asylum/small_town_witch.jpg, asylum/bloodsport.jpg, asylum/kiro.jpg, asylum/649.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/5417598.html
apr 25 fuchsia/ka.jpg
http://community.livejournal.com/selfportraits/5694749.html
Pseudo-thought-provoking non-statement!
Am deeply disturbed by amount of attention NOT BEING PAID TO MAY!. Am the cleverest of the clevar, will prove it by clevarly misspelling words INTENTIONALLAY. How clevar I am!
Have noticed that 'great circlejerk of drama', in addition to being a figment of own imagination, hums merrily along in autonomous fashion. Like negro who kills own friend in ghetto rather than killing white banker, am unable to see past own seething envy-driven rage. Too blinded to attack The Real Enemay. Lashing out at those around me! In own defective, rat-laden mind, own friends and equals represent all-consuming evil, yes, just like WHOLE WORALD.
Insightful ad-hominem attack! Breathtaking revalation about fucking cute/sweet non-person/persona XXXXXXXX! Fear struck into heart of XXXXXXX via super-CLEVAR techniques of using INTERNAT WEB PAGES to lookup REVEALING PERSONAL INFARMASHAN ABOUT XXXXXXX. XXXXXXX has a real name and a real life that can be worshipped! From a vaporous, phantasmal, non-existent basis for comparison, I STAB AT THAA! Own worst fear of being DISCOVERED to be a LONELY COMPUTER USER projected onto non-person/persona XXXXXXXXX!
Attempt to tear down non-organizations by insinuation of non-associations between psuedo-personalities! Exhortment to not obey fictional organizations YYYYYYYY and BLAHBLEH!
Ridiculous pronouncement! Hand-waving, followed by insinuation that events of actual import will take place! Events wrapped in stinking pseudo-mantle of meta-authenticity by citing of dates, number, facts, figures, and other babblefacts. Added aura of authenticity: The date is blahblah! There will be blahblah things happening on blahblah for blahblah! This but a walking shadow, a tale told by a nonexistent being, full of blah and blah, signifying NOTHANG.
Failure to realize that it's all a joke,
--Introverted Lonely Passive-Agressive Young White Stalker
I recently discovered, lurking in the dead sea scrolls, a reference to the WoW realm that Cracky might play on. Girding my trollish loins, I prepared to delve back into the nightmare known as World of Warcraft. My quest was to do something dubious to someone, vaguely. In truth, I knew not my goals but that has never stopped me before.Keenly aware of my total lack of understanding, I surmised my quest would be disorienting and fraught with retards. Retards... my sworn mortal enemy. To defend myself from them, I decided, I must launch a preemptive strike. As is well known to all wowfags, /2 is the halfway-house of WoW. It teems with idiots, trolls, sexual predators and the occassional, misguided merchant. Only in Trade - City, do welfare epicced 70s trash talk bank alts of successful players, do foreigners fail to sell Silverleaf and do the totally clueless beg for ports, summons and enchants they can't afford. Clearly, if I could lay this haven of indignity across my proverbial knee and deliver, like one would a wailing babe, a fatal spanking, I would remove most of the diseased idiocy that would threaten me on my journey.There was, of course, a proverbial mackerel in the gears - the GMs. In hindsight, it was obvious they would be in league with the stunted gotards who flailed so grandly in the trade channel. But at the time that I, filled with asinine vim and vigor, stormed the intangible bastions of this destitute RP server, I was heedless of their lurking menace. The GMs, skulking in their dank corners, pounced upon my frail, noobly night elf within hours of my arrival. After a mere few days of heated trolling the mods had delivered unto me a suspension. In 2 days I received 3 warnings for violating Blizz's totalitarian Terms of Service. The brittle china of my hopes and dreams was shattered in their hirsute, Neanderthal hands.So I present here, for your amusement, the complaints:>>"Account Action: Warning
>>Offenses: Harassment Policy Violation - Inappropriate
>>This category includes both clear and masked language which:
>> * Is a mildly inappropriate reference to human anatomy or bodily functions
>> * Is otherwise considered objectionable
>>Offenses: Harassment Policy Violation - Obscene/Vulgar
>>This category includes both clear and masked language which:
>> * Is crude and offensive in nature
>> * Is an inappropriate reference to human anatomy or bodily functions
>> * Is pornographic in nature>>Details (Note - Times are listed in Greenwich Mean Time, GMT):>>2007/11/18 04:17:20 (GMT) - [Redacted] says in Trade - City "Who else is in Fucking Hilarious?"
>>2007/11/19 04:15:47 (GMT) - [Redacted] says in Trade - City "What about [Enchant Penis - Subtlety] or [Enchant Penis - Haste]?"
>>2007/11/19 04:15:55 (GMT) - [Redacted] says in Trade - City "Ooh...[Enchant Penis - Executioner]! 850 armor penetration has gotta be enough to ignore girls pants."
This provoked the following, which resulted in a suspension.
>>2007/11/19 6:20:01 (GMT) - [Redacted] says in Trade - City "Attention [Redacted]: You are all pederast pedants. I hope your ears bleed cum and your rancid genitals turn to cottage cheese. You fucking cripples."
>>2007/11/19 6:20:31 (GMT) - [Redacted] says in Trade - City "[Redacted], [Redacted] and [Redacted] are the shittiest collection of baby-rapists and gear-mooching whores to ever call themselves raiding guilds. They should be dragged from their houses and nailed to the fucking wall."
>>2007/11/19 6:21:21 (GMT) - [Redacted] says in Trade - City "Heed my words GMs: Gay. Nigger. Tits. Suck my pestilent dick you PvE faggot motherfuckers. If you rolled PvP and let your testes drop maybe your daddy would rape you less."Anyhow, the formatting of this is probably gonna be all horrible and gross. I would like to point out that the only other warning I've received in the four years I've been playing was for 'messing with the economy'. And I have sworn like a sailor in WoW since day one. So what did they warn me for? I said 'penis' and 'fuck'. The last statement would clearly provoke a suspension. That was ok with me, now I'm free to cull my herb garden and baek a delicious caek.I apologize for all the spelling errors and cruddy grammar in this post. But I have been at this cursed computer for 18 hours and spamming WoW for about 15 of those. My fingers are dead, my brain is dead, my legs are afflicted with DVT.In closing: Doom upon my shoulders and a plague of boiling blood on all of you.(Pic related: my troll/bank/lulz generator.)P.S. Night elves are gay, squishies are gay, BC is gay, Naxx is gay, dailies are gay, rep farming is gay. The only good thing about WoW is /2 and fishing. That is all.
Je sais manger le verre; cela ne me fait pas mal.
Jag kan �ta glas, det g�r inte ont.
Lahko jem steklo, pa me ne boli.
Ik kan glas eten. Het doet geen pijn.
Puedo comer vidrio, no me duele.
Ich kann Glas essen, das tut mir nicht weh.
Pystyn sy�m��n lasia. Se ei koske yht��n.
Ya mogu yest' steklo, eto mnye nye vredit.
Vitrum edere possum; mihi non nocet.
Ass varu eest styklu, tus mun nakaitee.
Watashiwa garasu o taberaremasu; watashi o kizutsukemasen.
Posso mangiare il vetro, non mi fa male.
T� m� in ann gloine a ithe; N� chuireann s� isteach n� amach orm.
Boro' na fa'o spasme'na gialia' chori's na pa'tho ti'pota.
Jeg kan spise glas - det g�r ikke ondt.
Ngo Hor Yi Sak Bor Laai, Kui Sern Ng Do Ngo Gar.
Abagee grnam oodel yev eendzy tche venass�r.
Az iam staklo i to ne mi vredi.
Posso comer vidro, n�o me fere.
Ech ka Glas iessen an et deet mer net wii.
J'peux bouffer d'la vitre, �a m'fa pas mal.
Mogu da jedem staklo. To me ne boli.
HIvje' mep vISoplaH. mu'oy'moHbe'.