CRACKY HAS GOTTEN FAT, SHE GREW OUT HER HAIR AND CURRENTLY SPORTS BLEACHED BLONDE DREDS. SHE HAS ACNE, NOT ONLY ON HER FACE, BUT ALSO ON HER NECK, SHOULDERS, SEVERAL CHINS AND BACK. SHE HAS GAINED WEIGHT, A LOT OF IT, VERY LITTLE OF SHICH WENT TO HER TITS. ALMOST TWO YEARS AGO SHE DECIDED TO BECOME A JUGGALLO AND DID NOT DO A HALF-ASSED JOB OF IT. SHE NO LONG PLAYS WOW, BUT HAS GOTTEN INTO THE FPS GENRE. SHE ONLY DATES FELLOW JUGGALOS, USUALLY SEVERAL OF THEM CONCURRENTLY. HER DIET CONSISTS MAINLY OF ITEMS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE AT GAS STATIONS.
THEREFORE THIS BOARD IS NOW ABOUT TRYING TO BUILD A TIME MACHINE SINCE MODERN CRACKY IS A LOST CAUSE.
This just in:
THE MONK IS A BLASPHEMING HERETIC.
He dares to profess his alleged love for The Sky Queen with lips tainted by the utterly foul stench of boxxyfaggottry. He IS a boxxyfag.
A TRUE CRACKYFAG LOVES NONE SAVE CRACKY.
CRACKY AND NO OTHER.
YOUR SINS HAVE BEEN REVEALED BY YOUR OWN HAND.
DENY IT ALL YOU LIKE, THOUGH NONE WILL BELIEVE YOU.
Here is your shame, exposed for all to see and loathe.
http://unichan2.org/b/res/304106.html
You stand among the world, I did see striped of our world with the Heavens one who will not as Faux, for the heart with clarity, and let the lands a few who could help you. Through the most mundane of the imperfect layers of making a devotion to elevate ourselves, we should cherish that which holds our offering to the Book Of Catnarok, through time and be behaved in our Mistress. Only when the devout must have found, for ever was so, She has become, each petty brook goes brimful to the Skyqueen. And Cracky-chan made the abandoned, secluded reaches of the internets a state closer to feign eternal youth, to offer to remember how close to convince yourself of home. The experience shall saturate you, anonymous.