there's always room for jello

>>2
i lol'd hard

The immobilized hero, then, who is city-pent and agoraphobic, shares these characteristics: he "writes" in the first person; he is antiscientific and antimaterialistic; he searches his own mind instead of going to the outside world for answers to his questions; he lives alone, counting and listing a small stock of possessions; he is a single man; he is likely to be an artist of sorts; his sense of humor is mordant, ironic, and often private; and he either loves or hates himself to the point of mental and physical pain.

The human mind is very susceptible to delusion. This post is the last remaining fragment of your sanity. This 'place' is a product of mental invention, a fable, or nightmare should you choose to take it literally.

There is no cure.

>>11
I'm aware I can just not come here. The same could be said of most things. What keeps you from touching something within reach? Your strength of will. If you're human, however, the odds are against you. You'll succumb at least once.
If that object disappears, so does the temptation.

It's a website, not the holy grail.

Lighten the fuck up.

>>13
I guess you missed the entire point. I'm not making it out to be anything more important than Neopets, in itself. The only real significance of it is what it connotes.

>>14
of course not, what could possibly be more important than neopets?