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204727 No.1   [Reply]

will cracky ever like dogs?

>> No.2  

Olivia reached over her head with her delicate arm and pushed her auburn hair behind her ears. She stumped into the house and pulled her shoes off, wincing. Another long day at Blockbuster was over and she could finally relax. Her translucent blouse (she hadn't noticed when she put it on) had done nothing to discourage customers. First a cup of hot tea. In the kitchen her large golden retriever, Marco, whined. “Again?” she said, trying to look angry.

A dog's mind has room for three concepts: food, play, and sex. His bowl was empty but it was more likely the dog's mind was on the tell-tail scent wafting from the pretty woman's panties. In truth she had been thinking about Marco all day – It helped her to relax. Olivia poured water from her tea kettle into her cup and added tea. She would wait a little... it made it sweeter for her desire. She poured dry food into Marco's bowl but uncharacteristically he ignored it. Now her short skirt did nothing to stop his questing nose.

She laughed out loud. “Down, you”! Her hand was a little more successful at pushing his head away. She settled onto her couch and enjoyed the steaming drink. Supper could wait, she mused, admiring Marco's long lustrous coat. She put the empty cup down on a table. “Come here boy”, she smiled. Marco wasted no time jumping onto the couch. The girl finally let herself relax running her fingers through his hair, cuddling him. As she lay on her back on the couch her white blouse pulled out of her skirt exposing a line of silky pale skin. She moaned and hugged the dog and opened her mouth allowing his tongue to explore.

She ran her hands down the beast's flank feeling his soft, hot skin. She slid down on the couch letting her skirt ride up, still running her hands over the big dog's ribs. Finally she pulled her panties down and guided his big red cock into her. She moaned her pleasure as Marco fucked her quickly and his knot expanded at her clit. She held tightly to him and bucked her hips in time with his movements. The girl tore open her blouse not even caring about a broken button and guided the dog's face to her breast, moving the bra cup down. She curled her legs around his back whimpering her pleasure as he moved, more slowly now.

The pleasure was too much and she cried loudly and her hips moved on their own. Her own movements slowed and stopped. As if reading her mind Marco leaped down and stood guard. Olivia sighed and relaxed, throwing the sodden underwear in the general direction of the hamper. She left her skirt up and stretched and smiled and blushed: the blinds were still open. Then she gave in to the warm comfort of her strong pet standing guard and drifted off into a deep sleep.

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>>2

You call "that" a mountain?

>> No.4  

>>3
That was a small hill. I'm working on my third mountain. By the way how many mountains do I need and does anyone have any particular directions in which they want mountains of text built?

captcha: shrine

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>>4

How many mountains do you think you need?



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139834 No.1   [Reply]

I had forgotten how this place makes me feel.

I can actually feel my sanity peeling away like old paint after coming back and visiting it a few times over the last few hours. It feels like something in my chest is sucking in on it's self and making me empty while my head idk how to describe it.

I feel sick. Physically ill and like I just took a shit ton of peyote and am about to start puking it back up.

This is not a good place for me to even think about.

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>> No.35  

I find the elitism of the mentally ill to be a troubling aspect of this community. For me, acknowledging that cracky was indeed perfectly cute and sweet provided me with a glimpse of unbroken elements within my character; ones which I tend towards snuffing out. Due to the perceived need for a hard heart and all that nonsense.

>> No.36  

>>35
elaborate?

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>>35

Sounds like you're officially fucked in the head boyo, but you'd have to make mountains of prose, carve entire Crackyvadgita into your flesh, make sacred Crackymons out of your own piss shit and blood, move in with a sister of mercy, bed a denizen of Cirith Ungol, or contact the goddess herself directly, and shatter your ego beyond any hope of salvation, before you can compare to the likes of the uber groovy super sekrit gentleman's club of of the elite superstructure of the fabled and illustrious circle jerk.

Or not.

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Yes 35 is clearly a faggot.



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520031 No.1   [Reply]

Take a look at my Cracky
It's the only rare I got
(du-du-dum, du-du-dum)
Not much of a rare but
I never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see Cracky-Chan

Cracky is in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have jam for breakfast
Cracky dear, Cracky dear
Gotta have it with Cracky
Cause Rothschilds are millionaires

I'm a winner, I'm a stalker
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, rare horder
I'm doing my stalking on you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my Cracky
She's the only one I got
Not much of a rare but
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see Cracky-Chan

Cracky is in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

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>> No.2  

It's an edit I made. I'll write it in the exif data next time so no one will mistake it for originals. Oversized + slight color changes = probably an edit.

>> No.3  

tune please

>> No.4  

>>3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UBbSuP7-NQ&list=PLiLJdLbHCR0Vu-6JNysHwKJVzn4rppjYU



No.1   [Reply]

what is cracky doing nowadays?

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102187 No.1   [Reply]

is this real?

>> No.2  

The current consensus after that came out on bounceme was that the head is real, but has been photoshopped into a picture of somebody else.

Possibly Alex Ferguson.

>> No.3  

Yes. Both of them are.

The other one should be on the board somewhere.

I don't know if there are more than two in this set.

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> on the board somewhere.

In fact, just for you I went looking, and I found it on page 42, no less.

The easiest way to figure out if something's genuine is to ask yourself "Is this mind-blowing in a way that can not simply be explained by the mere elements visible in the picture?"

>> No.5  

but where did they come from?



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107389 No.1   [Reply]

I thot 30 was Cracky for a long time because it was on a nemeth tarot card. But he has other images on the cards that aren't Cracky so I'm not sure why I thot that.

>> No.2  

God dammit.



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47309 No.1   [Reply]

The world needs more Cracky.

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156613 No.1   [Reply]

Cracky would be fascinated with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1CDY8zVFVo

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66607 No.1   [Reply]

Yes. Yes you do.

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>>2

I believe I can help with that.



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288642 No.1   [Reply]

And now?

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>> No.6  

>>1
why is that image reversed?

>> No.7  

>>1

Note the cuts on her arm. Kimi must have felt weird to go out with her.

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I doubt it. Not to mention Kimi can speak for herself and has never said anything like that.



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