Give up the meat-suit, it's not a good fit for you, the monkey was better given your poo flinging proclivities. Besides, you're officially not even part of the laity, much less part of the clergy, I don't recall anyone being present at any sort of baptism for you much less an oordination, I doubt you even know any of the mysteries of our faith, the Crackychism of hate, or even have knowledge of the established orders, or even know her holy name, you've made no pilgrimage, offered no gifts, and shed no blood in her name, and as further evidence against your claims to the clergy, you remain among the living. You must first walk the path before you can show others the way.
We are the faithful, and we are already dead. From this day forward you shall be known as Jimmie, for so long as you persist in having an identity.
Find the mountain.
Somewhere out there is someone who had loving parents, watched clouds on a summer's day, lost a friend, is kind to animals, knows how to say "please" and "thank you," and fell in love with Olivia same as I did, and yet somehow the two of us are going to end up in a dirty little room with one knife between us and I am going to have to kill that human being.
It's a terrible thing. Not just because he's come to the same realization and wants to survive just as much as I do, meaning he's going to try and puncture my internal organs to set off a cascade trauma effect that ends with me voiding my bowels, dying alone and removed from the women we both love. No it's a terrible thing because somewhere along the way I could have made a different choice. I could have avoided that knife, that room, that girl. Or at least, we might have divvied up some turf and left each other alone. That would have been a lot smarter, wouldn't it? Even dogs are smart enough to do that. Now I am staring into the eyes of a fellow stalker and in a couple of minutes on of us is going to be vomiting blood to the rhythm of a fading heartbeat. the survivor is going to remember this night for the rest of his life.
I have an erection