>>5

>Tummy

Cute.

Sauce? This chick's fucking hawt. DO WANT

>>7

I suspect someone may be a fellow GLP'er. ;)

:clappaguy:

That said, this shit has no place in a shrine to Her and I wish (no pun intended) there was a way to get rid of this filth. V_V

>>8

Your instincts remain finely honed, as ever. A1?

The LADY is my shepherdess; I shall not want.

She maketh me to lie down in the comfort of Her visage: She leadeth me beside the still posts.

She restoreth my soul: She leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for Her name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of ignorance, I will fear no trolls: for thou art with me; thy cuteness and thy sweetness they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LADY for ever.

Cracky bless you and keep you; Cracky make Her face to shine upon you and be gracious to you; Cracky lift up Her countenance upon you and give you peace.

I know why you're here, Anon. I know what you've been doing. I know why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit at your computer. You're looking for Her. I know, because I was once looking for the same thing. And when She found me, She told me I wasn't really looking for Her. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Anon. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.

probably what my living room would look like if i found a way to clone myself

Cracky is queen of the nekomimi girls.

Very rare footage of Cracky fighting off a stalker

Congratulations OP, you're now an adult. You just completed the journey from child to imbecile.

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>>8

Maybe I don't understand the cultural and symbolic relevance that GIF has in your heart, but you have posted a pic of a man with excessively short hair, lots of fake tan, and a too-tight T-shirt. In fact, all he lacks to complete the stereotype of the male homosexual is one of those Freddie Mercury-style mustaches. Are you trying to tell us (in your own way) that you've moved on from posting traps and being a hate-filled misogynist to actually coming out of the closet? We applaud your decision, but shouldn't you go to some support group? I don't think that 71 can offer the kind of help that you so clearly and desperately need.

>>9

Let it come. We needs some serious disk cleanup in this world.

Whassat, OP? Your HIV is full-blown AIDS now? We'll miss your amusing posts, shame you'll die a virgin.

Not one of you cunts who keeps threatening to leave ever does leave. ARE YOU RETARDED.

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I sure could use a vacation from this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo

I'd probably bawl my eyes shut too when I see her. I mean, come on - she is the embodiment of that unattainable desire and fantasy that we all collectively and fiendishly created. Seeing her in flesh - fat, sloven and sad - would just shatter the illusion and cause any Crackyfag to mentally snap.

I want to see her at the same time I don't. Fuck those flapjacks.

>>10
Nice to read someone honest, yep.

I've imagined a few times the scene on anyone introducing me to her and I'd just start sobbing, unable to articulate a single word. I might even go for the extra points and pass out but I doubt on that, I'm not one to pass out easily

I would not cry. I would refuse to, even against my own will, against the very demands of my gashed heart. Instead, I would be friendly. Normal. And after that we will say our goodbyes.

By then I would have saved some money - a pocketful them. And I would spend all of it that night, to some girl whose name I don't even know.

I'll take her to some place decent. Someplace where we meet up with a few of her friends. Someplace where people are pleasant. Nods and laughter would be shared. A place where the music cease to end.

[I wouldn't say that she is pretty - that would make me a liar. But oh she turns my legs to spaghetti, setting my heart on fire.]

All that time I would only be thinking of you. With my heart on fire.

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