Does She like to swim?

We would talk about our favorite books in the library.

>>11 MINECRAFT IRL???

>>13 more like D&D I would think.

>>11,>>12

Even with the limits imposed by the spell "Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion" an epic version of the spell would at best give you about 120,000 square feet if my calculations are correct. However, given that you are effectively in your own extra-dimensional space it does pose the problem of how to communicate with the outside world via the internet, I suppose the simplest way would be run a cable to the door and leave the door open or simply make the door an antenna.

b4 you ask, no I'm not a wizard, I'm a Mage, and also before you ask what the difference is, the difference is no pointy hat and a school of magic or two barred, in a nutshell,...hmmm Magnificent Mansion in a nutshell, that gives me an idea, though squirrels might be a bit of a problem....

Give this a listen, I find it soothing.

Berlioz - La mort d'Ophélie - Cecilia Bartoli

>>6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4F6VcyboKc

too drunk. forgot the link.

>>6

Sounds like you're wishing death on someone.

>>8

Not Ophelia's,lord no. Cecil's, most wholeheartedly and enthusiastically yes, though that is somewhat besides the point of the thread, wouldn't you say? I suppose in keeping with thread standards I should suggest a suitable melody for such a solemn yet perversely joyous occasion.

Liberame, Domine
http://www.youtube.com/v/xMoCbXIDJ7k

I wouldn't worry overmuch though, God's not in the habit answering my prayers much, but now and again...

>>1
Kindly die in a fire.

>>5
Yes she does. Lurk moar.

>>8
So where are the cool people then?

More stories like this.

>>10
cool people won't tell where they hang out and if you show up there, they'll likely leave.

>>12

Nah, she only ever moves to the large cooler if I need room for ice cream. Really cool people tend to stay put.

>>12
oh no, no, no, no, no, dont even try to drown that fish once again, it is nothing but you spreading your own misery

here is the pattern: when you feel disappointed at the lack of achievement your grandiose intellect has arrived to after more than half of your life has gone by, you find somebody you find contemptible enough to belittle rather than rage at yourself

you then get told off, and you say something like "I give up, I wont be back" or "I wont reply" and when you get the underachievment blues again, you come back to spill your vitriolic spleen where it will cause you joy rather than pain

you are THAT transparent

>>15

alex. in 1.

>>15
Except he defines 'contemptible' as differing from him in either intellect, age, or gender and largely belittles people who do not deserve it like us hopeless obsessives whose Goddess he does not appreciate or a trio of camwhores whose combined ages only approximate his. The pattern is indeed fucking transparent and it makes it all the sadder that for all his schooling he cannot even acknowledge its existence to himself. He has no friends not only because he values intelligence over human connection (it shows in his sexual preferences) but because he confuses education with intelligence.

soliloquy of self-hatred

a sad story tells this thread

Well, it's not Natsumi..

>>6
Not Natsumi, her name is Jane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doTln-HDFQo

Reminds me of cracky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sum1JnAltQ

You, my one and only, my always and forever,
You've left me here
You've left me for the sea

>>14 sup zyniker

>>15

Nothing much, getting tickets to see Monarch.

So this Becca and that Becca are the one and the same or not?

>>25
he looks like shroud
>>59
<3! MOAR plz!!!!!

>>61 clearly they are the same.

>>20 yes, even the website itself looks like olivia bee's website

RIP

LILY COLE IS NOT DEAD WHY WOULD U EVEN THINK THAT UR MEAN

>>3 Look at the pic. Shes clearly dead.