5 April 2010 5:00(est.)-5:25
I am in the apartment at A. I get up from bed, out of my room. Lucid, and with a towel draped around me, I hover past the hallway railing, softly touching down on the floor below.
I walk out the front door and into the apartment compound: some things are not as they are in waking life. The place seems sparse, empty.The building in front of me is missing its windows. The gate is of a rusty orange, and the sky and unnatural shade of charcoal gray.
And yet, everything seems clear and solid, real, as the concrete steadfast under my feet. I close my eyes and spin once; for a split second, the world twists out of shape and begins to fade, but then it bounds back again, still vivid, unchanged. I am satisfied. I turn left, further into the compound, where in place of the neighbor's parking space are two traffic islands, filled with raw earth. On each digs a worker, in blue jeans, a white tank top, and a white hard hat. I walk up to one of them, and he turns to me.
'What do you need?' he asks.
'I want a Cracky.'
'A Cracky?' he promptly picks up a large rock and props it against the curb beside me. 'This will do.'
I am currently sitting in the lotus position in my room. I beat the shit out of my room mate till he stopped complaining about my nudity.
I am large cut and angry and I need a target to direct all this sexual frustration towards.
Give me an enemy, so I don't get bored and decide to fuck some random girl that is hanging off my dick tonight.
Back in the old days when Cracky was actively posting, one of the mods on 4chan was mean to her, he deleted some of her threads and spread untrue rumours about her. I don't know why, but probably jealousy as she was detracting from his OMG I AM A MOD attention whoring. Anyway, he was demodded and kicked from 4chan shortly afterwards, apparently for unrelated offenses, but probably just because he is a total jerk and loser. This guy's name is Mohey Pori (his real name, i think it might be Hungarian) and he is a self styled INTERNET EXPERT and is trying to come out of his parents basement and be famous and influential or some shit. So watch out for this asshole.
this is his personal website:
http://mohey.abnormisapiens.com/