>>17
I love this.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND C.E.O. OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE.HEARKEN, HORRIBLE HUNCHBACKED HAMBEASTS AND AUTISTICLY ANTISOCIAL ASPIES, TO MY TITILLATING TALE OF TIGHT TWITCHING TWATS AND MY TREMENDOUS TESTICULAR TORPEDO TUBE.
FULLY FIVE YEARS PAST, I WAS RELAXING IN MY LAVISHLY FURNISHED DRAWING ROOM, PERUSING THE PETTY POSTINGS OF PREPUBESCENT PISSANTS ON THAT BLOATED BROBDINGNAGIAN BASTION OF BRAINLESSNESS, /b/, WHEN BEHOLD! A BLUE-HAIRED BELLE BASHFULLY BRINGS HER BEAUTY TO BEAR!
AT THE SIGHT OF HER LUXURIOUS LOCKS, MY LIMBER LAP-LIZARD LURCHED LASCIVIOUSLY AND I KNEW I MUST HAVE HER. CALLING ON ALL MY CONSIDERABLE CONTACTS, I CONNIVED TO CONTRACT HER ADDRESS AND FLEW FORTHWITH TO OXFORD3.
AS I DASHED DOWN THE DOOR TO HER DORMITORY, MY DAPPER DOWNSTAIRS DINOSAUR DRUMMED AT MY ZIPPER FOR RELEASE; AND AT THE SIGHT OF HER FELICITOUSLY PHALLIC FORM FACING ME ON HER BED, I TORE MY TERRIFICALLY TAILORED TROUSERS IN TWAIN, RELEASING MY RAMPAGING RAPE-ROD TO RAVAGE FREELY. AS MY PRETERNATURAL PORK PISTON POUNDED HER PRACTICALLY POURING PUSSY, HER EMOTIONLESS RED EYES STARED BACK AT ME, BUT I COULD SENSE THE CORE-CRUSHING CRESCENDO OF CLAMMY QUEME WITHIN. AND AS I SPRAYED A SPECTACULAR SPOUT OF SPARKLING SPERMSAUCE INTO HER GLORIOUS GOOEY GASH, I ANNOUNCED:
SHE IS CUTE, THAT IS WHY SHE IS CALLED CRACKY-CHAN.
I GUARANTEE IT.

mero? are you back?

http://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1021430-the-art-of-deception-training-for-a-new.html#document/p1

what

Emirys and Crackys oh-so-secret AIM SNs.

posting in the oldest thread

bump for delivery

>lol is cork here?
>herp derp derp
>brown prime minister
>lol politics
>herp awkward
>derp herp
>awkward
>more awkward

>>4>>5>>9
... thanks and everything, but that ain't me

>>10
you ain't camel!

It does look remarkably similar. How could this not be camel?

People really need to learn how to use google reverse image search. This is the last time you were breastfed.

>>10
Well she ain't never getting out so I guess that is justice. Realise she is in prison, not a mental hospital.

women in prison should be obliged to do sexual services to the comunity.

>>12

seconded, as long as there are monthly STD tests and a requirement that the rapists bring in proof they're clean

>>12>>13
Brad Harley no Basha? I wouldn't support it in reality.

nah

>21
>sandbach

>>4
She should definitely keep dying her hair blond.

>>1
I now understand that this is true.

>1

You know the good thing about Crackles? Anyone would have accepted such offer and let others buy presents to her.

But Cracky is beyond that. She doesn't know corruption.

>>31
more like she hates us all and doesnt want us getting near her address, also doubt she reads this.

>>31
>>32
Why can't it be both?

>>33
It is both. Olivia hates everybody but the Skyqueen aspect of her loves everybody.

of scarlett johansson

Nice metric. Enjoy life as an accountant.

>>1
I won't point out how you wrongly used an idiot safe instruction on where to put the points and what kind of picture to use in the first place. You're an idiot and this board needs a sage or "spit on OP's face" function.

>>3

The board IS a "spit on OP's face" function.