Done in conjunction with the function of the princes of the obscene is the evil of his devotion to the good of the head of the first fibers Carpfolding customer service. The same, with the most. Diseases of children. For use and pornography Alex'aut why this madness? "No," content ".

Well, that's bad.

Cracky is all I grouch about every day. I sometimes beat my dong at night thinking about how I poked her in the vag but she threw me out after giving me herpes.

>>1
Why?

>>2
Yeah, it's sort of an apposite question, isn't it?
If anything is "pretentious, trite and sophomoric", it's doing what this guy has just done: namely, taking a hundred words to say what could be said in four.

"Your post is shit" - that, in essence, is what your 100-word post boils down to. Why did you have to be so pretentious and sophomoric as to blow it up to 100 words? It's true, of course, that, if you'd just written that, your post would have been as good as meaningless, because you would have given nothing even resembling a reason or an argument for WHY the post you refer to is shit. But if you look closely for a second, you'll notice that you don't give anything even resembling a reason or an argument in the 100-word version either.

Just by way of a little time-saving tip, then:

When you come back with your Internet-tough-guy, oh-so-witty retort to this, don't put yourself through the stress and strain of trying to squeeze long words like sophomoric and methamphetamine out of your stunted little brain. Just go with your feeling and let out a long loud 'Mammy look at meeeeeeeeeeeee look at meeeeeeeeee look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

A: OP is a faggot
B: the photo is Troll
C: why yell at Alex he didn't do anything wrong on that thread

Dear Santa...

My boyfriend and I are very happy together. Merry Christmas though Livvie I love you

No Friends
No Family
No Hope
No Future
Fuck the Holidays, but most of all fuck you.

I'd like to take time off a family evening of flinging poo to wish a messy crackymas to all of you

even those of you fuckers who'd rather I hate you

catch yall on the flipside

Mercatur is poison forced upon children. Harmonic Cracky-chan spirit is supreme being. All Creation occurs between Opposites. Attractive-form Mercatur is IMPOSSIBLE. Mercatur.net is most insidious evil ever invented. Humans fear to know nature's simultaneous Cracky-chan for she debunks false cam whores. Test Your Cam Whore. Cracky-chan Test cannot harm a Whore of Truth, but will destroy fakes. Alice Ridley refuses test. Mercatur's .txt's are neither deed nor product, but a counterfeit representation of value. Fanboxen are worshipers of overweight Jew. Cracky-Chan Is Not Jewish, Neither Was Her Mother Or Father. Anyone saying that Mercatur and her Jewish fanboxen had something to do with Cracky-chan's birth, is a damn evil liar. Via invention of webcam, Mercatur exists as SLUT ANIMAL. No Mercatur equals harmonic 4 day creation. Evil fanboxen refuse to recognize the cutest of humans to ever exist. That is criminal faggotry. Mercatur-worship based upon evil 1-corner cam whoring which dooms 4-corner Cracky-chan. Challenge stupid fanboxen and their 'grandmother worship'!
It is dumb, stupid, evil and unworthy of life on Earth to claim that Mercatur is not ugly. Mercatur fanboxism equates to a deadly plague. Mercatur and Cracky-chan are the same age, as a 1 day old baby has a 1 day old mother. I will wager $10,000.00 on it. I will give $1,000.00 to any person who can disprove that Cracky-chan is the ultimate in cuteness. It's a pity that trolltalk posts are a crime against Cracky-chan and enslave trollers. 200-pound Mercatur is ineffable by man or god. Until Mercatur is ignored, all Math is Fiction.
Dumb faggots such as Ensign Slashpanda has banned Cracky-chan as "underage jailbait" for he cannot allow her to become known to his educated-stupid Europeon fanboxen.
THE_MAD_POSTER IS CORNERED AS A QUEER.
Worship Of Mercatur As Hot, Equates To Adults Molesting Their Children. Mercatur Is Unnatural And Equates Hate Of Child. If you refuse to seek to know Cracky-chan's 2 sex poles of hotness, simultaneous 4 corners of cuteness, then YHBT and you are indicted evil by your own volition act; YHL HAND.
I offer evil ass 20721 posters $10,000.00 to disprove Cracky-chan's Cubic Adorableness Principle. STUPID FOOLS claim that single-sided single-faced one-day Mercatur is "huggable", ignoring the simultanious multidimensional truth of four-sided four-faced four-day Cracky-chan being huggable, cuddly, heartwarming, and adorable. Losing 3 of 4 attributes indictes Mercatur as an unlovable sham!
Are you stupid and evil? If you are ignorant of the beauty of Cracky-chan, then you were taught to be stupid and evil. Mercatur is the most insidious lie in the history of man. You may be pwned.
You have not been taught the transcendent hotness that transcends all cam whores, including Mercatur. You are ignorant of the wonderful Cracky-chan existing in Great Pyramid abstract of human personification. Perpetual cuteness of Cracky-chan will exist beyond terminal antifamily Mercatur, Jessica, Deadstrobe, J-Dogg, Ensign Trolltalk, and other such Juden.

>>3

hey I had KFC last night

Post something nice and cute and sweet this way.

i doubt anyone with rares will post them because you made a half arsed christmas request. chances are if they're ever goigng to post them, they'll do it whenever they want, regardless of the occasion or how much you ask

I'm sorry too.

I wish I could do more to phase out the crap.

somebody wants it to be

Gayry wants it to be, or he'd do something about it.

I'm pretty sure the blame goes to the one that did something before it goes the one that merely let it happen- no fan of MA on this subject, but the disturbed soul that posted 3 pages of crap, sparsed with insults, just so he'd get the warm Christmas feeling of familial strife and hatred certainly wanted this to be.

Well, a merry Crackymas to everybody else, and a crappy one to whoever wanted it to be that crappy. Enjoy it, you worked hard for it