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455245 No.1   [Reply]

Cracky, whereever you are, please make this be.
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/llwwu/iama_request_cracky_the_first_queen_of_b/

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>> No.3  

>>3

Yes. Miniscule chance it'll happen but it's a better platform for those curious about how she views all this, so what the hell.

>> No.4  

>>1

Zero upvotes and one comment about rather being interested in Creepy Chan. Reddit sure is not interested in Corky.

Vericode: cow (wtf?)

>> No.5  

fuck off

>> No.6  

>>1-4

RETARDS



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crackle

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I'm hungry for more discussion of Cracky from anyone, especially from "in the know" oldfags who already gave me lots of leads earlier this year to find out more about her mysteries.

>> No.11  

>>10
Can we please get a discussion going about staring at Cracky on drugs, particularly psychedelics? It's relevant to my interests.

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>>11
I want to taste her cracky-drugs with her.
The drugs she must take to keep her from posting pics like this.

>> No.13  

>>12
Must be tons better than the shit I've got...



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A moment ago I was priming my new humidors. One is fashioned of wood (cedar?), antiquely new, with a single chamber. There is an odd satisfaction in patiently daubing distilled water onto thirsty timber... not too little or it will later suck moisture from the air and thus make brittle the cigars. Not too much moisture, or the wood will warp and rot.

The second humidor is smaller and a far more digital-age affair; The walls are gunmetal coloured ceramic, the dividers plastic as well. The surfaces are padded with some silicate sponge that looks like it was developed by NASA. Here I have merely removed the sponges to soak the whole thing, and am (of my own devising) annointing the back ends of the cushions with just a dab of fairly neutral base oil, hinted with palm and oak.

The wooden humidor is for cigars. The ceramic/metal one is for the wonderful medical marijuana that my misadventures (and associated injuries) have earned me, courtesy of the great State of California.

As I went through the motions of preparing these reliquaries of vice and solace, I remembered... in an earlier time... imparting to all of you how the turning of wine bottles reminded me of tending to and appreciating Cracky pictures. Perhaps there is an analogy in the wood of a humidor as well?

Alas, for the moment I cannot find one. The closest I can come (the thought filled me with joy and longing) is the sequential images of offering Cracky a cigar from my box, then sharing the warm-death-pleasure of one with her.

After all this time together, my friends, I honestly do expect you to understand.

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>> No.20  

A hundred

buddhas crossed every conceivable cosmos an absolutely adorable girl with my love and cat ears

>> No.21  

After all this time together, my friends, I honestly do expect you to understand.

>> No.22  

carpfolding

>> No.23  

into infinity



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>> No.3  

>>2

funny, I see a lot more Cracky than
"teenage drama"

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>>2 funny, I see a lot more Crabby than "oldage drama".

Bumped back from page .71

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>>4 Hello, and to all- it's Pinky here, just to let people know I won't be mangling Cracky's name or bumping "wall to wall" threads, as requested by Anon a few days ago. So if you see any of that, it's not me doing it.

Thanks and enjoy your Cracky!

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Sometime a bit of bumping is good for the soul...



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What..How was this created?

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>> No.4  

Could someone post the rest of these plz...



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I have it on good authority that Cracky has done this.

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>> No.4  

>>3
story of my life

>> No.5  

>>3
bloodninja?

>> No.6  

>>3
ohgod why did i wait to read this, it's funny as hell

>> No.7  

>>6
You didnt, you just wanted to bump it to the top.



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>> No.93  

>>90

> Why not have a /miscfaggotry/ section?"

We do, it's called "rest of the Internet".

Furthermore, measured in timespans of years, there's been plenty of new pics.
If you don't have the patience, that's fine, but ultimately your own problem.

You're alone here.

Don't believe me ? There's a 180+ pages for you to read through to find those like you who went before you, and just left because ultimately, their attempts are futile. But I don't rxpect you to have the patience to read through that archive either.
And then there's the 180 or whatever pages that existed before the nukes, where in the end almost only people like you were posting; their posts forgotten, their quest for personal trolling glory now an exercise in futility.
So strut and fret your hour on the stage if you must; in the end you'll blend and belong or leave and be forgotten; it's simply the way of things around here.

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I'd just like to add that if Cracky isn't eternally fresh to you, you don't get it, you never got it, and you never will get it.

For that reason alone, this board is no place for your nonsense. You'll get nothing out of it, unless your only purpose is to antagonize other people for the sake of it.

>> No.95  

Re the banana child photo.

FUCK OFF with your pseudo child pornography.

Your obsession with "rose the ugly trap" indicates it's you and only you who's into CP around these parts.

Bounceme is not about CP.

ASSHOLE.

>> No.96  

>>90

>>But...but...but...

They dont piss me off, they are designed to piss everybody off, which is not the same thing. And obviously, I'm not holding your failures against you, just your misdirected sense that we need trolls because The Skyqueen is not enough to fill these pages.

You're an idiot whose discourse would be the same on any board, and would be laughed at just as hard anywhere.

No, by definition, troll are intruders, and they dont get sympathy.

If there was room for shit posting trolls, it certainly wouldnt come at the expense of the good stuff.

If really you think a village idiot is necessary, just dont expect him to be the mayor as well. If really you have a place here, it is under everybody else's shoe.

And frankly, if the resident hermit is not an arbiter here, a troll sure aint.

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62985 No.1   [Reply]

/r9k/ is back (in pog form)



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