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10480 No.1   [Reply]

All of this offends
my Warburton-educated
rectum.

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>> No.4  

>>3
We are the music-makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

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>>4 What a beautiful thing to say. Did you write that or is it a famous quote from a poem or song?

Just wonderful.

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>>5
you must have had a terrible childhood if you don't know where that's from

>> No.7  

>>5
Jesus, I'm shooting off gem after gem here and the first compliment I get is for something I stole from Willy Wonka.

It is kind of beautiful, though, I admit, and the original movie is a very odd thing altogether. Almost unbearably naff over long stretches, with its bland Austrian location shots and even blander imported American child stars (much, much worse, in these scenes, than the generally evenly so-so Tim Burton remake). And then coming to hideous beautiful life in the scenes with the manic, dangerous, believably genuinely unbalanced and dangerous Wilder.

Lovely stuff.



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146859 No.1   [Reply]

If anything Cracky's beauty is underrated. I think the combination of her pale blue eyes and full, cupid bow lips is devastating.

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Because beauty, as an idea, as a principle, is eternal... and so perfectly encapsulated by Cracky. I feel as though Cracky is what I have sought all my life... eternal perfection.

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>>15 yes there's something strange to me that Cracky's physical beauty is of an unusual type- but I can't stop looking at her and I can't explain the feeling it gives me.

>> No.17  

craby beautiful

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when we were teenagers
we wanted to see the sky

-Chan Marshall



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31738 No.1   [Reply]

Alex prepares for a "date"
with his computer screen

<<

"I looks good today I does"



No.1   [Reply]

Sorry to hi-jack your title but I wanted to say how epic your thread is- the text and the images, I've been reading and looking for a long time.

I didn't want to post directly on your thread so as not to break its symmetry.

Wonderful thanks for doing it. Will you be adding more to it?

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TBH, O Anonymous, I just keep reading chapter 11 over and over again (before I discovered Cracky, I used to imagine that chapter was written about my good self, like the cocksure little egomaniac that I am) but I'd be up for the challenge. If ISKCON ('Con' being the operative word here) can intersperse that noble text with brainwashing, misogyny and outright propaganda, then I don't think I'm doing any harm here. The loyal monk/sistah who bumps the giant thread with the beautifuly hebephrenic verses whenever he/she can appears to see mainly the positive aspect of Crackys' manifestation, but I see both light and dark. As I have recently posted a few 'destroy them all' kinda replies on that most worthy thread, I thought this was a good way to reconcile both viewpoints. I see no contradiction here. Creator, Preserver, and Destroyer, Cracky is all.

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Those are words of power and awesomeness.

They appear today to my experience just as I had pledged for today my commitment to read the mantra-like one thousand names of Lalitah, the tantric hymn of the Sri Lalita Sahasranamam, which I've almost finished.

This is a true gift, blessings, and all that is cute and fearful.

Thank you Anon, thank you my beloved Sky Queen. I humbly silence myself in my devotion.



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39840 No.1   [Reply]

Alex, you know everyone and anyone of your posts are going to degenerate in a flamewar.

You know it, we know it, and there is no way you can pretend you are here out of anything else but malevolence.

You do this do be as disruptive as you can, going as far as telling us tales of your youth no one is interested in but you, just to make your shitposts that much larger, just to piss everyone off.

Fuck right off is the only sincere reply you'll ever get here.

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>> No.3  

>>2
tl;dr

fuck right off

>> No.4  

Malevolence is posting here to get even at the people "saying" you name.

You created this dynamic, suck it up.

>> No.5  
>I can't cross any thresholds without an invitation.

Do you think he Googles his own name?

>> No.6  

What always makes me wonder is that stupid idea of Alex that there's nothing "Cracky-relevant". In the last few months we've seen a nice amount of Cracky-art, a whole tarot set, and now the Crack-a-vad Gita.

Retards gonna retard. Also Alex fuck off.



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111138 No.1   [Reply]

Chapter 11, Verse 26-27.
All the sons of Dhrtarastra along with their allied kings, and Bhisma, Drona and Karna, and all our soldiers are rushing into Your mouths, their heads smashed by Your fearful teeth. I see that some are being crushed between Your teeth as well.

>> No.2  

OK, I fucked up. Missed out one verse, two images, and wrongly renumbered a section. And I know some people aren't going to be happy with the whole concept, thinking I only done it to diss Cracky (especially the 'terrible teeth' passage) or the Vedic scriptures themselves, but there you go. So long as the true believers are amused by it, that is all that matters. ENJOY!



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>> No.2  

Crabasso's "Blue Period"

>> No.3  

>>2

I lol'd

>>1

Pretty nice. Keep up the good work!

>> No.4  

>>3

Hello, I'm both >>1 and >>2, I'm Pinky newfag.

I can take credit for the Picasso joke but certainly not for that fine piece of Cracky fan art. I found that on the Angels site. Maybe the artist will come by and take a well-deserved bow.



No.1   [Reply]

this chick is hot someone post her noods plz



No.1   [Reply]

crabatty



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I still love her.

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crab

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>> No.15  

crbb lov

>> No.16  

i love craby too



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