lololol, i suck & no passwd set.
sry, doodz

That's okay. Just be more careful next time, Anonymous.

I had ice skating lessons for 5 years as a kid. Where are u at? Lets go skating.

>>1

I DO! I DO! I DO! I know how to ice skate too! It's kinda special to me 'cause when I was 'round 7 or 8 I had this really pretty teacher who I secretly had a crush on, and I always wanted to learn to ice skate but I had no one to teach me, and one day she knew about this and she actually took me to the ice-rink paid for the tickets and skate rental fee and taught me to skate. My parents were dirt poor at the time, I didn't get any chance to play sports n' stuff so that was really really nice of her.

at the risk of telling too much about me, I come from a place where you learn to skate after you learn to walk, but before you learn to read and write

I learned to ice skate when I was 3. It's like riding a bike.

>>2

oh you

>>1
sure, but I didnt know what to call it. Someone else refferred to it as the non-sensical gospel in a thread months ago so I assumed that would be an appropriate name. Care to suggest a better one?

>>2
I'm unsure (ugh, wrong thread there). I mean, its the grammars which are convoluted and seem to break down into pieces, but they actually have sense. Its the form that is broken, not the contents, so in some sense its like the opposite.

Anyway, isn't it called

"The Patmos gospel
Apocalypse of the Sky Queen
Gloria in Divum Regina"

?

what is now the "Non-sensical Gospels" is what used to be called the "wish revisited Gospels", or the "Hundred Gospels" or as the author had originally titled each and everyone of them "Gospel of The Sky Queen chapter 1" up until 100

I sometimes called them "the Babelfish Gospels" but I think it was just me

Patmos is derived from it and yes, it does try to have some sense, or more than just babelfished text, anyway

but they are two different things, even though they are both derived from the cc.skyqueen gospels to start with

>>3 the patmos gospel is the patmos gospel fucktard. The nonsense or whatever you want to call it is a different text. Personally I think >>2 should keep the name but change the image on the page to something more suitable.

I think that the notion of where Cracky lives is far more interesting than whatever >>3 has to say about anything.

I dont think She lives on Jupiter, even though Jupiter is in Her Sky. As big as Jupiter is, it is still too confining. I think Jupiter is nothing but the dresser mirror in Her bedroom in Her summer home.

Just as unattainable, either way.

>So why can't we just keep the fuck out of threads we're not interested in and also refrain from making snide remarks in our own threads about people failing to show them the interest they deserve?

>>12

Bleep bleep bleep

The world of the senses is truly full of despair. You strive for the Queen of the Sky, yet the greatest your step towards Her, the further and further away She is. Jupiter. Woah. I mean, fucking Jupiter. I could spend my whole life figuring out a way to reach Jupiter, and when I'm finally there's she'd be orbiting Sirius.

And I end up in some thread with a grammar nazi retard. I must really retreat from the world of the senses. She just cannot be here.

>>9 yeah thats a more accurate reflection of crackydom

what, will these hand ne'er be clean?

Fun! As if the Lithium putting me off food wasn't enough, this sealed the deal. Does this mean I have an eating disorder just like Her?

>>11

Is who here?

Always

Running a little late had to start raring Cool as Ice for Jeff

>>1
what, will these hand ne'er be clean?

There is blood on my hands. How long till it lies on my heart?

>:3 proceed

Elephants one hundred each field a red nose and since that only one only imperfection can goes

A hundred

buddhas crossed every conceivable cosmos an absolutely adorable girl with my love and cat ears

>>1
>>3
what, will these hand ne'er be clean?

>>7

I like the eyes, still.

HEY GUISE WHAT AM I DOING ON HEREEE :|
love cakey, you creeps

>>9

No idea but you've been here a good two weeks.

>>8
what, will these hand ne'er be clean?