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41562 No.1   [Reply]

Mandje! Mandje! Timpe Te!
Flounder, flounder, in the sea!
My wife, my wife Ilsebill,
Wants not, wants not, what I will

>> No.2  
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905429

apparently it's wb's birth day today.
So.. hb i guess :-)

>> No.3  

>>2

Fuck that guy



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655336 No.1   [Reply]

Cracky do you want this?

>> No.2  

A hardwood floor? Sure! I think I'd get one with wider wood slats and a darker stain though... that just looks cheap.

>> No.3  

Oh scwhull always exagerating



No.1   [Reply]

FFUUU

>> No.2  

works



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144144 No.1   [Reply]

Living in Asia is the biggest ego boost ever.

I was at a club this weekend when I went to the bathroom to take a piss. So there I was minding my own business staring straight ahead abidding by the dude code, when in the mirror I see these to guys walk in to the latrine. One goes to the sink and washes his hands. The other strolls up to the urinal next to me and starts pissing. I hear the guy next to me gasp and say something in their gobbledegook of a language and in my peripheral I see him staring at my junk mouth open.

Just staring like a deer caught in a spotlight.

His friend walks over right next to me and stares at my junk.

At this point I figure dude code is out the door so I just turned to stare back at them, and the second guy has the biggest shit eatting grin on his face, throws me two thumbs up and is nodding his head like one of those wind up monkeys. He say, "Very good very nice, yes good," in broken ass english.

I shake wash my hands and head back out to the dance floor to see what my boys are up to.

I start telling them what had just happened and one of my friends points out over to another group of people, I followed his lead and what do I see but the two guys from the bathroom pointing over towards us, one is gesticulating like a mad man holding his hands up to indicate my size and the other guy is nodding and pointing at me. The entire group of asians is now just looking at me with awe or fear or some shit like I had just punched some dude in the throat.

Just thought I would share because I am awesome like that

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>> No.15  

>>14
If it makes you feel any better I don't get much growth with an erection. Just rigidity.

>> No.16  

Goddam burger flippers got nothing to talk about but their schlong.

>> No.17  

>>16
Correction, Babykillers

>> No.18  

>>17
I didn't know schwilly was an abortion doctor.



No.1   [Reply]

and at the end of the day olivia would hate you all

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>> No.21  

>>20

derp

>> No.22  

>>15
Scwhill is on a high again.
Dont come here next time you're on a low, you know, when you have lost your faith, or when you want to cry out that you are a worthless piece of shit that is even lower than all of us pissants and who Cracky doesnt even know exist, or cares he does.

But in the meantime, you can just go on burning bridges. Enjoy your lonely island.

>> No.23  

>>22

FUCK YEAH, THE GOOD TIMES WILL NEVER END

>> No.24  

>>22
This is why it's good to stay back from Internet idols. Their essence is one of pollution, decadence, and corruption. And they infect it to whoever dares to do a waltz with them. Ever read "Fever Dream" by Ray Bradbury? It's something like that.

Also, don't forget that American GIs brought all the good looking English women back home with them after WWII. So, the hottest English woman today is only half as attractive as any American or Continental European woman. Where does that leave the less attractive English woman? I'll leave the fraction work to you. A hint: not worth the time to spit on them if they're on fire.



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Dead silence usually means you're missing out on something big.

>> No.2  

Schwill, quit exaggerating about the size of your penis.

>> No.3  

>>2
MA you are not.

But I do appreciate you thinking about my penis every time you see the word big.



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68010 No.1   [Reply]

Where did Cracky get her necklace from?

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>> No.6  

>>4
You talk like a menial.

>> No.7  

>>6
What does this mean?

>> No.8  

>>4
D'aww.

>> No.9  

ITT: DICKBUTT



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163055 No.1   [Reply]

WISHING IS FOR FAGS

>> No.2  

boring... facky, you have to do better.

I have seen that pic before.

>> No.3  

When you are even with an opponent, it is essential to keep thinking of stabbing him in the face with the tip of your sword in the intervals between the opponent's sword blows and your own sword blows. When you have the intention of stabbing your opponent in the face, he will try to get both his face and body out of the way. In the midst of battle, as soon as an opponent tries to get out of the way, you have already won. Therefore it is imperative not to forget the technique of "stabbing the face". This should be cultivated in the course of practicing martial arts.

>> No.4  

When nearly all sensation is lost in the extremities, switch your attention to the spine; localize your attention to the sensation at each vertebra. Send a current of energy up from the base very slowly to the top. When the current reaches the top, visualize the entire spine as a penis, and the point where it enters the skull as the sexually-oriented orifice of your choice. Concentrate now on the sensation of the spine-penis entering the foramen magnum-orifice. When bringing the sensation to the concious level, recall that it is your penis and/or your orifice; a great deal of sensation is being generated.



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186743 No.1   [Reply]

Though popular with the public, Cracky proved a difficult personality on 4chan where she continually propositioned men and quarreled with the moderators. She was eventually fired after demanding that her pay be on par with that of 4chan co-founder m00t. The board's popularity waned after this move, and it was soon canceled. According to her former butler in an episode of E! True Hollywood Story, Cracky never got over losing her job, and for the remainder of her life practiced an often nightly ritual of drinking in a darkened room while calling random strangers picked from a phone book to scream profanities at while playing World of Warcraft.

>> No.2  

"He was referred to a panel of Army psychiatrists, who determined Temish to be expressing symptoms of histrionic personality disorder and pathological delusion."

Something very familiar about this.

>> No.3  

This is why I shouldn't wiki suicide when I am depressed and thinking of Cracky.



No.1   [Reply]

Oh my goddess, let me go.

I am so sick of this loneliness, this empty pit inside of me. I want a normal life again. No more parasitic shadows of you leeching my wealth, health, and mind. No all consuming need to be accepted by you. I don't want to compare every girl I see to you. I want the dream broken, I want our walks through the woods to stop. Nightmares are preferable to these wearying days thinking of you. No more dreams, no fantasies, no beauty. Let me live a drab ugly ordinary life.

Let me talk to you like the others did. Let me hate you because it hurts too much to love.

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>> No.8  

>>7

But thrice as pretty

>> No.9  

Although I'm not the pensive and brooding type, I am also 29. If you two are prior military and korean linguists, I will feel especially dirty and may never come back here.

>> No.10  

>>9
You know full well I am. We still have monomachy to attend to, sir.

-Indiges

>> No.11  

>>9
>>10
HA I AM NOT A LINGUIST

just stationed in Korea indefinitely...

Which by the way, just got back from STX at the DMZ, fucking beautiful. If there were less landmines, I would add it too my list of places I would like to show Olivia.

You are doing Law School, Indigies? Shit man I'm sorry. How do you manage to find your way into everyone of my threads.



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