I dreamed I was in the forest with 7 days Cracky and we were stalking dead leaf covered gutter Livvie and were going to make her really dead, not just pretend dead but pokey-stabbie dead. Little did we know that lying in wait for us was an ambush of the Loli army, fortunately since they are only slightly bigger than smurfs just over two apples high, they didn't slow us down much as we kicked them in the heads as we went through the forest, if you'd have seen it it looked more like a silly goth dance than a Loli massacre but that's what it was. Kick, stomp, twirl, kick. She was poetry in motion, sweet as any harmony.
In all the excitement of killing Lolis, we finally noticed that play dead Livvie had run away, it seems she didn't want to be a dead girl, even though all the cool girls are dead these days. No matter, we tracked her back to the city, and wouldn't you know it the dumb bitch was laying in the middle of the road pretending to be road kill, Ol' 7 day Liv got an evil twinkle in her eye and motioned for me to hot-wire the car we were hiding behind, so i jimmied the door and got it started, and 7days Liv got behind the wheel grinning maniacally, I barely had a chance to buckle up, safety first you know..., anyhow she floored the accelerator and sent the car tearing down the alley towards our prey, who only just realized her immediate peril but too bad so sad was so slow..thud...thud as the tires went over her. Liv slammed on the brakes and ran out of the car back to now real roadkilled Livvie and lauging like a loon went down on all fours and started tearing into roakill Livvie's guts... and then I woke up.
Remember the old days ? When a rare was posted every day ?
Remember the good times ? When cracky used to flash her tits on tinychat ?
Yeah me neither.
Thats why im here, i would like to give you a once in a lifetime oportunity.
If you sign this.. wait you are a virgin right ? oh good lord, phew, close one hehe, proceed then, sign here... and here.. and finally here, thats it, enjoy your eternity in hell.