Her name is Rosie.

Cracky told her to stomp on a spider.

>>1

It is her step-sister

"Ones to snip, and ones to glue!
That way, I can make pretty things too...

Can you help me, stranger?"

As charming as it is unsettling. Good stuff.

>>30
i've got lots of pictures, lambkin. i can spare a few, if you'll help me make some more

>>32

lol, still trying for creepiest post of 2014, this late in the game, aren't ya?

Well I gotta tell you, the competition is pretty stiff.

>>32
I... I suppose your pictures might come in handy, mister. What are they like? Can you show me where you got them? pretty please? It is most important!

>ask what you every wanted to know

As you get older, do you feel it's something you should be over by now?

I know I do and I mostly am. I just like to be around those like me with the same mindsets.

So is Schwill middle-aged and married with children yet...?

>married with children

Hah! Bro. So schwill was driving with me and one of his bros on the way to a crackyfag meetup, and he accidentally grabbed my leg instead of the gearstick. We both laughed and he unzipped my pants. We parked the car and he started to fondle my balls. I started laughing because I know it's all just a joke. He started sucking my dick in the empty parking lot, and he almost chokes because he's laughing so ****ing hard. His friend is also laughing his ass off too, because this is the greatest prank ever. He starts making train noises while yelling, "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!". When I cum, he swallows it like he's some big fratstar. I kissed him and call him a big fratstar while laughing.

You too. As much as we shitpost here and argue, you guys are like my brothers.

Unlike wish, that place is infested with 2kool4u hipsters.

>>3
aww <3

but srsly where is my christmas rare

how did you spend crackmass, bounceme?

I pressed f5 a lot

If you think so, you have facial blindness.

>These things must fit together and have a common label because I'm an angry autist.

You're also a fucking idiot that doesn't realize life isn't in categories. And because you can't fit those things in categories like you want and apply your own labels, you get angry.

Normal people don't think like you do and once you become a man and move out of your mom's house, you'll realize people are and can be different and you just have to cope with it whether you like it or not, boy.

>>11
>>13
you keep using phrases like ''real men'' or ''become a man'' while you bitch about
prejudices and labels and I find that very ironic.

>>14

You seem to be offended by people not fitting into your self-defined categories. Assumedly you like men so you want men to be "men" and you argue using this notion.

I argued about being a "real man" too. It's another word like "freedom" and "justice", just words anyone can use to suit their causes. If you want to be taken seriously, say "I don't like it", don't come up with bullshit tactics that the other side can use also.

Fucking SJW's like you are the downfall of society. I support men's rights. If a man wants to call himself whatever or dress however, who gives a shit unless you're some edgy, 12yr old punk liberal that's looking to find some sort of social "justice" to fight for.

You probably won't get the irony used here either.

Is MA even around anymore? Also, is there really any profit motive to spam a dead site like this?

>>2 MA?

>>3

Mysterious admin, I guess otherwise known as Gary.

>>19 If by 30 you mean 25.

Isn't she 27?

Ophelia is not allowed. But faux is ok

>>21
If by 27 you mean 25. She turned 17 days ago last I checked.

>>6
also

>tumblr feminist

>>6

http://queenspalace.com/en/lady/ksenia/

Poser. You can tell by the quads.

That's going to be a horrific looking turkey wattle in ten to fifteen years or so.