No, but last night I had a dream that I was watching Lia being interviewed for a TV show, she was naked on a bed and as I listened to her answering the questions, she farted and her beautiful ass opened for second, letting out a gentle whisper. The whole thing was otherworldly and beautiful, and I felt like I was watching a magical moment that I would remember for ever.

It wasn't till I woke up that I thought 'what the fuck was that about'.