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Crackle Christmas

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17396 No.1   [Reply]

The fundamental defect of the female character is a lack of a sense of justice. This originates first and foremost in their want of rationality and capacity for reflexion but it is strengthened by the fact that, as the weaker sex, they are driven to rely not on force but on cunning: hence their instinctive subtlety and their ineradicable tendency to tell lies: for, as nature has equipped the lion with claws and teeth, the elephant with tusks, the wild boar with fangs, the bull with horns and the cuttlefish with ink, so it has equipped woman with the power of dissimulation as her means of attack and defence, and has transformed into this gift all the strength it has bestowed on man in the form of physical strength and the power of reasoning. Dissimulation is thus inborn in her and consequently to be found in the stupid woman almost as often as in the clever one. To make use of it at every opportunity is as natural to her as it is for an animal to employ its means of defence whenever it is attacked, and when she does so she feels that to some extent she is only exercising her rights. A completely truthful woman who does not practice dissimulation is perhaps an impossibility, which is why women see through the dissimulation of others so easily it is inadvisable to attempt it with them. – But this fundamental defect which I have said they possess, together with all that is associated with it, gives rise to falsity, unfaithfulness, treachery, ingratitude, etc. Women are guilty of perjury far more often than men. It is questionable whether they ought to be allowed to take an oath at all.

In the girl nature has had in view what could in theatrical terms be called a stage-effect: it has provided her with superabundant beauty and charm for a few years at the expense of the whole remainder of her life, so that during these years she may so capture the imagination of a man that he is carried away into undertaking to support her honorably in some form or another for the rest of her life, a step he would seem hardly likely to take for purely rational considerations. Thus nature has equipped women, as it has all its creatures, with the tools and weapons she needs for securing her existence, and at just the time she needs them; in doing which nature has acted with its usual economy. For just as the female ant loses its wings after mating, since they are then superfluous, indeed harmful to the business of raising the family, so the woman usually loses her beauty after one or two childbeds, and probably for the same reason.

Only a male intellect clouded by the sexual drive could call the stunted, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped and short-legged sex the fair sex: for it is with this drive that all its beauty is bound up. More fittingly than the fair sex, women could be called the unaesthetic sex. Neither for music, nor poetry, nor the plastic arts do they possess any real feeling or receptivity: if they affect to do so, it is merely mimicry in service of their effort to please. This comes from the fact that they are incapable of taking a purely objective interest in anything whatever, and the reason for this is, I think, as follows. Man strives in everything for a direct domination over things, either by comprehending or by subduing them. But woman is everywhere and always relegated to a merely indirect domination, which is achieved by means of man, who is consequently the only thing she has to dominate directly. Thus it lies in the nature of women to regard everything simply as a means of capturing a man, and their interest in anything else is only simulated, is no more than a detour, i.e. amounts to coquetry and mimicry.

One needs only to see the way she is built to realize that woman is not intended for great mental or for great physical labor. She expiates the guilt of life not through activity but through suffering, through the pains of childbirth, caring for the child and subjection to the man, to whom she should be a patient and cheering companion. Great suffering, joy, exertion, is not for her: her life should flow by more quietly, trivially, gently than the man's without being essentially happier or unhappier.

Women are suited to being the nurses and teachers of our earliest childhood precisely because they themselves are childish, silly and short-sighted, in a word big children, their whole lives long: a kind of intermediate stage between the child and the man, who is the actual human being, ‘man.’ One has only to watch a girl playing with a child, dancing and singing with it the whole day, and then ask oneself what, with the best will in the world, a man could do in her place.

This is how the peoples of antiquity and of the Orient have regarded women; they have recognized what is the proper position for women far better than we have, we with our Old French gallantry and insipid women-veneration, that highest flower of Christian-Germanic stupidity which has served only to make women so rude and arrogant that one is sometimes reminded of the sacred apes of Benares which, conscious of their own sanctity and inviolability, thought themselves at liberty to do whatever they pleased.

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>> No.4  

Blimey, and there was I thinking that MY contribution was embarassingly earnest and pitiably wanting in the requisite sardonic irony. Come off it, Loli! Of course they're all soulless insatiable harpies bent on laying waste all God's creation! Or at least, whatever else could there possibly be to SAY OUT LOUD about them...?

>> No.5  

Uhm, yea, what I meant was, fuck, bitches ain't shit.

In fact, for those who thought the first post was tl;dr, here's a quick summary: http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=9125383409880091972

>> No.6  

What is wrong with you guys?

>> No.7  

>>6
bitches and hoes my man, bitches and hoes

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Hello, wall of text! Pleased to meet you.



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>> No.105  

>>104
agree'd.

>> No.106  

>>104

>pretentious, meaningless intellectual masturbation

That's a fairly robust definition of art right there.

>> No.107  

>>106
But it is true, /r/ has gone to the dogs due to these types of people.

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>> No.109  

>>108
:3



No.1   [Reply]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43qitcbdpvk

i dont know if any of you have ever noticed but at 4:00 in this video the singer from the band 'the cardigans' appears pretending to be dead with a single trickle of blood running from her nose. i just thought you ought to know...



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10331 No.1   [Reply]

repost

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>> No.11  

>>7
All right... are you looking for bids? How much do you want to release some or all of these? I'm serious. Quote me a price.

>> No.13  

>>12
those are acceptable terms

>> No.14  

>>13
Damn I missed out on the action

FUCK

contact me at warpig@budweiser.com to negotiate prices for private release.

>> No.15  
>>private release

LOLOLOLOL



No.1   [Reply]
  1. Create AIM account
  2. Message random AIM SN with Gackt in it
  3. Discuss Olivia
  4. ???
  5. Profit

(10:34:47 PM) Totensoldat: Hello Jeff
(10:34:54 PM) Gacktinabottle: I'm not Jeff
(10:34:59 PM) Totensoldat: Yes you are
(10:36:03 PM) Totensoldat: so like I was saying, norcamphor is a camphor derivative with the three methyl groups replaced by hydrogen
(10:36:15 PM) Totensoldat: That's why Oliva would smell that way.
(10:36:20 PM) Gacktinabottle: Congrats on being an idiot.
(10:36:36 PM) Totensoldat: Jeff you needn't be so childish
(10:36:37 PM) Unable to send message: Not logged in

>> No.2  

(5:52:19 PM) Totensoldat: Hey Jeff
(5:53:07 PM) Totensoldat: So I was thinking about Olivia and look what I found.
(5:53:21 PM) Totensoldat: The mechanism by which it breaks peptide bonds involves deprotonation of Cys-25 by His-159. Asp-158 helps to orient the imidazole ring of His-159 to allow this deprotonation to take place. Cys-25 then performs a nucleophilic attack on the carbonyl carbon of a peptide backbone. This frees the amino terminal of the peptide, and forms a covalent acyl-enzyme intermediate. The enzyme is then deacylated by a water molecule, and releases the carboxy terminal portion of the peptide. In immunology, papain is known to cleave the Fc (crystallisable) portion of immunoglobulins (antibodies) from the Fab (antigen-binding) portion.
(5:54:03 PM) Totensoldat: A 10-minute treatment of small tissue pieces (less than 1 mm cubed) will allow papain to begin breaking down the extracellular matrix molecules holding the cells together. After 10 minutes, the tissue should be treated with a protease inhibitor solution to stop the protease action (if left untreated papain's activity will lead to complete lysis of the cells).
(5:54:13 PM) Totensoldat: Isn't it wonderful?
(5:57:21 PM) Totensoldat: Olivia would look so good with her protein broken down.
(6:02:34 PM) OmegaXRidley: I'm sorry but you've got the wrong person
(6:02:53 PM) Totensoldat: No I don't
(6:03:10 PM) OmegaXRidley: Well for one thing my name isn't Jeff
(6:03:23 PM) Totensoldat: Jeff do we have to play this game everytime?
(6:03:51 PM) Totensoldat: I get it you are trying to protect yourself from them, but no one even cares about what we are planning to do anyways.
(6:05:34 PM) OmegaXRidley: I see what you did there
(6:05:50 PM) Totensoldat: Why do you need to be so childish?
(6:05:58 PM) Totensoldat: memes, really?
(6:06:22 PM) OmegaXRidley: 1. Create AIM account
2. Message random AIM SN with Gackt in it
3. Discuss Olivia
4. ???
5. Profit

(10:34:47 PM) Totensoldat: Hello Jeff
(10:34:54 PM) Gacktinabottle: I'm not Jeff
(10:34:59 PM) Totensoldat: Yes you are
(10:36:03 PM) Totensoldat: so like I was saying, norcamphor is a camphor derivative with the three methyl groups replaced by hydrogen
(10:36:15 PM) Totensoldat: That's why Oliva would smell that way.
(10:36:20 PM) Gacktinabottle: Congrats on being an idiot.
(10:36:36 PM) Totensoldat: Jeff you needn't be so childish
(10:36:37 PM) Unable to send message: Not logged in
(6:06:31 PM) Totensoldat: Hoo
(6:06:33 PM) Totensoldat: damn
(6:06:43 PM) Totensoldat: Crackyyhouse is googleable now?
(6:06:50 PM) Totensoldat: shit that is never good
(6:07:03 PM) Totensoldat: Dueces

Not as planned

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>> No.3  

Looks like you should change your name everytime, or to something less unique, so that they can't google it and link it back to this thread.

>> No.4  

>>3
Well I didn't much feel like making another because I am lazy and why the fuck would google come here.

>> No.6  

>>4

Google owns the mutiverse. Why not? It's not like this is deep web.



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136654 No.1   [Reply]

I really enjoy having sex in old abandoned buildings.

Post girls in abandoned buildings/houses, in ally ways, gross hotels, the gutters. Extra points if they are strung out or drunk OR if they have scars/are cutters. Tattoos suck though.

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or are these more your flavor?

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>> No.47  

>>43
yes, thank you



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18030 No.1   [Reply]

Introducing...
TACKY CHAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBUmUOVoiho

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>> No.3  

Why? I want those 120 seconds of my life back.

>> No.4  

Asian is a tacky pose.

As much as I dislike this girl I must agree.



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxRTUFXiYKM

>> No.2  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddC4WBWMQHA



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>> No.6  

She looks dirty.



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http://sharebee.com/b19efa5c

Enter : Rav Rav Jr.
AKA Kelsey
AKA Kline

She looks like a fusion between Rav Rav and Cracky. Perhaps even Rav Rav, Cracky and Faux.

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>> No.52  

She's really pretty. Too bad she is a camwhore.

>> No.53  

>>52
lolwut. Ah, I loved her old hair. ;_;

>> No.54  

kawaii

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