Actually, Alice is not half the whore you'd like her to be. And you know that. Also, just because she enjoys a beer now and then doesn't make her an alcoholic. I'm willing to bet that you're much closer to being an alcoholic than her.
One of the things I like most about her is that she can make me laugh, which is a quality very rare with girls.
If you can't cope with Alice's sarcasm, a degree in psychology probably won't help you. But you could always hang out with that "cracky" chick wearing the furry ears. She looks harmless enough for you and probably won't hurt your fragile ego. You two would also be a better match age-wise, since you seem somewhat underequipped in the brain-area for dealing with those nasty over 20 year olds.
As for Merc's age and looks, well, she ain't 50 yet and I can't really see much differences between her old pictures and the recent ones. She's a beauty and every straight guy would agree with that.
Anyway, good look with that weight loss challenge thing you're doing, Ensign.
Cracky rumors, how true are they?
- She's currently dating a stalker.
- She's Spanish and Jewish. (wtf? Such fail heritage)
- She's now fat.
- She's 5'11" (wtf, she looks short in her pics)
Could anyone clarify? Also, sorry I don't have any good pic to put up. I lost all my fucking porn and cracky pics. Protip, don't name your trucrypt volume pagefile.sys. Fuck you XP.
Cracky-chan,
so like a man,
No tits, no tits,
Would still to touch her bits.
Red nose, red nose,
For us anything goes,
We're lonely and sad,
Not much sex have we had.
Attention-seeking whore,
always wants more,
Trolltalkers supply,
and we all know why.
We all need some muff
We don't get enough
So we post crap on here,
To give us some cheer.
We must realize
that the answer lies
In making amends
To get real girlfriends.
Hey Faggots,
My name is Olivia, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at my stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's easy making fun of me because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been trolling you for over three years now. What do you do, other than "jack off to red head jailbait"? I also got a job, and have a banging hot boyfriend (I just got laid; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me