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29921 No.1   [Reply]

Actually, Alice is not half the whore you'd like her to be. And you know that. Also, just because she enjoys a beer now and then doesn't make her an alcoholic. I'm willing to bet that you're much closer to being an alcoholic than her.

One of the things I like most about her is that she can make me laugh, which is a quality very rare with girls.

If you can't cope with Alice's sarcasm, a degree in psychology probably won't help you. But you could always hang out with that "cracky" chick wearing the furry ears. She looks harmless enough for you and probably won't hurt your fragile ego. You two would also be a better match age-wise, since you seem somewhat underequipped in the brain-area for dealing with those nasty over 20 year olds.

As for Merc's age and looks, well, she ain't 50 yet and I can't really see much differences between her old pictures and the recent ones. She's a beauty and every straight guy would agree with that.

Anyway, good look with that weight loss challenge thing you're doing, Ensign.

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>> No.3  

Who is that? She looks average.

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>> No.5  

Better, but she has the hands of a peasant.

>> No.6  

And pointy knees!



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72932 No.1   [Reply]

This is your brain on Cracky. I accidentally Bounceme.

>> No.2  

Shit, now Gary purposely the whole Bounceme.



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13651 No.1   [Reply]

Cracky rumors, how true are they?

  1. She's currently dating a stalker.
  2. She's Spanish and Jewish. (wtf? Such fail heritage)
  3. She's now fat.
  4. She's 5'11" (wtf, she looks short in her pics)

Could anyone clarify? Also, sorry I don't have any good pic to put up. I lost all my fucking porn and cracky pics. Protip, don't name your trucrypt volume pagefile.sys. Fuck you XP.

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>> No.9  

>>8

That's not fat. That's bangably delicious.

>> No.10  

>>9
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dispel

>> No.11  
>don't name your trucrypt volume pagefile.sys

Haha, thanks for the tip. I actually thought about doing something similar. Guess I'll stick with dat.dat

>> No.12  

>>1 Internet people



No.1   [Reply]

Does anybody have more pics of this "cracky-chan" person who somebody keeps posting pictures of? She's adorable. Who is she? Where can I find out more about her? Where are all these fuckin pictures coming from anyway???

(p.s. Do you think she'd be mad if I masturbated to some of these pictures?)

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>> No.14  

>>1
Ugliest piece of shit ever posted to trolltalk. And underage, too.

>> No.15  

>>1
You sick fuck. I hope the Slashdot admins do the right thing and report your pedophile ass to the proper authorities before you start raping children.

>> No.16  

>>15
too late

>> No.17  

>>1 Internet people



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120206 No.1   [Reply]

Cracky-chan,
so like a man,
No tits, no tits,
Would still to touch her bits.

Red nose, red nose,
For us anything goes,
We're lonely and sad,
Not much sex have we had.

Attention-seeking whore,
always wants more,
Trolltalkers supply,
and we all know why.

We all need some muff
We don't get enough
So we post crap on here,
To give us some cheer.

We must realize
that the answer lies
In making amends
To get real girlfriends.

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>> No.4  

>>3
lol what u dont know who i am. im staying alive now just to spite yuo.

>> No.5  

>>1
Actually, some people here are so fuxxored up that having a girlfriend won't help them much. They'd probably be very disappointed by how little exciting the average relationship is, in fact.

>> No.6  

>>5
Yeah but if I was dating Cracky Chan we'd do it like 5 times every day! I know I can because that's how often I jerk it.

>> No.7  

>>1 Internet people



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>>1 Internet people



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>> No.2  

10/10 concept.
2/10 effort.

Bravo numbnuts.

>> No.3  

>>2
It's spelled "nummynuts".



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59018 No.1   [Reply]

Posted on Trolltalk in early 2005 during the Cracky vs Mercatur wars. Never seen the original. Anybody?

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>> No.5  

SERIOUSLY GUYS
WANT THE ORIGINAL OF THIS
PLEASE FIND

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Best I could do with my mediocre Photoshop abilities.

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>>6

That pretty good.



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126716 No.1   [Reply]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Olivia, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at my stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's easy making fun of me because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been trolling you for over three years now. What do you do, other than "jack off to red head jailbait"? I also got a job, and have a banging hot boyfriend (I just got laid; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me

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>> No.14  

>>11

I have really no doubt that she thinks like OP post.

>> No.15  

>>1
anyone have more pics from this set?

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>>1 Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot.

Okay.

>> No.17  

Correction Olivia I am a very fit failure



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cracky-chan
http://img220.exs.cx/img220/2305/11075378806714os.jpg

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>> No.10  

>>9
you have been trolled

>> No.11  

>>10
you are wrong

>> No.12  

>>11
s/wrong/right/

>> No.13  

SHE IS CUTE THAT IS WHY SHE IS CALLE CRACKY-CHAN YOU NIGGERS

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cracky-chan
http://img132.exs.cx/img132/1506/11075380530984if.jpg

>> No.2  

>>1
On Trolltalk.

>> No.3  

>>1
I masturbated to this

>> No.4  

>>1
LOL Moby sux
--
性驴子猫

>> No.5  

>>4
Moby is totally awesome bitch. I love him. I wish I could be him 'cause he gets to hang with Natalie Portman and he's probably fucked and she's really hot. I love Natalie Portman too.



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