>>2 GUISE I ROLLED NUB PALADIN NAMED BLACKWATCH AND SWEET TALKED HER INTO POWERLEVING ME SO I COULD BITCH AND MOAN ON VENT TILL I GUILT HER INTO VISITING AND EVENTUALLY FUCKING ME WITH AN EXPENSIVE ONE WAY PLANE TICKET OH YEAH BABY CHECK IT WHILE I DO IMPORTANT SHIT LIKE MULTI BOXIN OVER NINE THOUSAND CLASSES I KNOW ABSOLUTLY NOTHING ABOUT OTHER THAN 'PURPLES ARE SWEEEEET DUUUUUDE' JUST CHECK OUT MY BRD AND SM TRINKETS OH YEAAH AND TALK SHIT ABOUT EVERYTHING AND NOTHING AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE I'M AN AIRHEADED FAGGOT THAT HAS INSTANT QUEST TEXT TURNED ON OMG I'M A GIGANTIC NUB PLEASE RAPE MY FACE WHILE I KEYBOARD TURN OUT OF FLAME WREATH (LOL KZ SRS BIZNIZ) WHILE CLICKSPAMMING RIGHTEOUS FURY INSTEAD OF JUDGEMENTS ON MY ACTION BAR AND YES I DID SAY CLICK BECAUSE I'M TERRIBAD LIKE THAT SORRY IT'S OK BECAUSE MY MOUTH BREATING CRATERING DOOMFIRE STANDING IN THEN GETS FEARED AND GRIP'D CAUSE SHE'S NOWHERE NEAR A GROUNDING TOTEM HAD PVP TRINKET HEALTH STONE AND FEAR WARD ON COOLDOWN BUT I REALLY DIED BECAUSE OF LAAAAAAAAAG MOUTH BREATHING OVER OPEN MIC VENTRILO/TEAMSPEAK DURING IMPORTANT CALLS 'GIRLFRIEND' THAT GOT BENCHED FROM THE VALIANT ROSTER CAUSE SHE'S ABSOLUTELY TERRIBAD (ZERO POINTS IN DIVINE FURY ZOMG KILL ME NOW LAWL INTELLECT AND MP5 GEMS) SAID IT'S OK TO SPELL CLICK ZOMG CAN I HAZ BADGE GEAR AND JENKINS TITLE NOW PLZ?
OH BUT THAT MERO DUDE MUST HAVE BOUGHT THAT TOON CAUSE LEVELING TO 70 AND FINDING THE PRIMAL MOONCLOTH VENDOR IN SHATT IS SOOOOOOOOO HARD IN COMPARISON TO PROGRESSIVE RAIDING 5/5 9/9 3/6 PRE NERF AMIRIIIIIIIIIITE? ZOMG AND PROGRESSIVE DOESN'T MEAN AFK TO CHANGE TAMPONS AND FEED CATS DURING TRASH ON UR GUILDS THIRD FULL CLEAR CAUSE THEY COULDN'T AFFORD TO CARRY YOU EARLIER BUT YOU STILL GET EPICS CAUSE U HOARDED 4/5 3/9 (CHEAP) DKP FOR DEEP (CARRIED) HJ/BT AND OR YOUR A RP SLUT WITH LOOT COUNCIL IN GOLDSHIRE K LIA?
ZOMG SOMEONE JUST DRANK THE COOL AID AND LAYED THE MOTHER OF ALL SMACKDOWNS THIS SHIT DESERVES A MOTHERFUCKIN RESPONSE BITCH YOU JUST GOT CALLED OUT HELLLLLLL YEAH.