well cum in water sticks to your hair and its really hard to get out. its like pulling dried glue out of your hair.
so no, id rather not have to deal with that.
no, cunt does not offend me, but the one word that ever girl will usually get the craziest over is psycho, and it sucks because the chick will usually start acting like a psycho.
boys usually get pissy over the word creep or creeper.