I issue this challenge to the people of Wish: wipe out all of mankind using a Virus, Bacteria, or Parasite named "Cracky-chan".

http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html

So far, Cracky-chan has not yet managed to wipe out humanity in my several attempts, but I'm sure somebody here can do better. Could it be you? You MUST name your infection "Cracky-chan" or some variant; would you really want to die from anything else?

I'll give extra internets based on how closely your infection resembles the real one -- I think mine is on the right track, especially with the late-game addition of the "Cured" trait.

Go out there and fulfill Cracky-chan's destiny!