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43350 No.1   [Reply]

Cracky gets out of the shower or wakes up after sleeping nude.
You stand before her.
You gaze into her eyes.
You stare at her naked body.
You are holding a gun.
You look at her for a good 10 minutes.
She stands there, shivering in fear.
Finally, you decide to kill this beautiful being.
She manages to dodge the first shot.
It grazes her shoulder.
You can still turn back.
You can stop it all right now and not kill her.
She's begging you.
She's pissing all over the place.
She's crying.
You put the gun to her chest.
You can feel her heartbeat being transferred from the gun to your hand.
You can feel her breathing on you.
She starts saying something.
She is interupted mid-sentence as you pull the trigger.
She is laying on the ground, spasming in shock.
You put the gun to her head. Her lovely skin. Her hair.
She rolls herself over trying to get away.
You see her buttocks.
You roll her back over with your foot.
And fire into her forehead, directly between her eyes.
Olivia is dead. She is still there. She will remain staring at the ceiling until someone discovers her.
Olivia is so still.
Olivia doesn't move anymore.
Olivia doesn't speak anymore.
Olivia's pubic hair, vagina, breasts, nipples and buttocks are exposed and it doesn't matter.

The same eyes that were looking at you earlier, full of life, are glazed over.
Her mouth hangs open.
You climb on top of her dead body and begin exploring it.
You roll her over and spread her buttcheeks to see what is in there.
You move her back and feel her nipples, her shaved legs, her belly button, her pubic hair, her vagina.
You put your fingers in her mouth and feel around.
You put your face right in front of her dead face, as close as possible.
Your eyes looking directly into her dead eyes.
You stare into her dead eyes for hours.
You touch the bottoms of her feet to yours.
You lick her face.
You put your tongue in her mouth.
You lick her eyeballs.
You spend the next 10 minutes licking every inch of her dead body.
You realize there is a puddle of urine in front of her vagina.
Her body released the urine as it died.
She won't come back.
You move her legs and arms in various poses.
Her legs are spread-eagle.
You can't take it anymore and enter this empty capsule's former treasure hole.
You have the best orgasm ever.
You fall asleep on top of the dead body.
You wake up a few hours later and realize the body is beginning to develop a stench.
You stick your penis inside of the vagina again.
You begin to orgasm, once more.
Right as the orgasm begins, you put a gun to your head and pull the trigger.
You die in orgasm with your penis still in Olivia.
The nature of your death makes you have a death erection.
You will stay hard inside Olivia forever.

>> No.2  
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I think you have me confused with someone else.

>> No.3  

That's cool, gotta suggest a couple changes, though:

  1. Get rid of all the blood & guts & urine & poo-poo and other icky stuff.
  2. Replace the guns with scientificially-proven magic petrification rays. You'd still get to keep the same You will stay hard inside Olivia forever" ending.
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That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Gun” bullshit that’s going on in the Corkysphere right now. Scientifically proven magic petrification rays deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Scientifically proven magic petrification ray in Boston for $2,400,000 (that’s about $20,000 Canadian) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even petrify slabs of solid steel with my scientifically proven magic petrification ray.

Bostonian university dropouts spend years working on a single scientifically proven magic petrification ray and solder it up to a million times to produce the finest rayguns known to mankind.

People petrified with scientifically proven magic petrification rays are thrice as sexy as those petrified by voodoo and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a witchdoctor can turn to stone, a Scientifically proven magic petrification ray can solidify better. I’m pretty sure a Scientifically proven magic petrification ray could easily lapidify a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical beam.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering America? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the slobbering fetishists and their scientifically proven magic petrification ray of petrification. Even in World War II, European soldiers targeted the men with the scientifically proven magic petrification rays first because their hardening power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Scientifically proven magic petrification rays are simply the best absurd fap fantasy that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better respect in the corky sphere. Here is the d20 stat block I propose for my erect penis after petrifying the singular attractive female on the planet:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)

1d100 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

>> No.5  

>>4
Now that seems a lot more representative of the fapping power of scientifically proven magic petrification ray in real life, don’t you think?

>> No.6  

tl;dr: .......

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>>4
Your scientifically-proven magic petrification ray does 1d100+2 damage but doesn't actually cause petrification? What?

>> No.8  

>>7

Let's look at what I said again, shall we?

>Here is the d20 stat block I propose for my erect penis after petrifying the singular attractive female on the planet

It's okay. As an anonymous poster you have no reputation to degrade.



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