Happy Birthday SLUT. Just kidding! Man -another year closer to the breadknife already? Next thing you know, you're all laissez-faire when it comes to the crows feet and severe wrist pain. Hope you enjoy the little moments on the porcelain when the benzos seem to not interfere with your BAC7. Who says you can't drink and lobotomize in self loathing hedonism? The things we do for love right?
Seriously if you're reading this, you've got angels darling. Not the ones from heaven that's for sure, but they're watching out for you probably in that glory hole nearby. You OCD thing it's not even your birthday any longer, shut off that monitor and rejoice. You probably don't deserve anything, but no one does. Be proud in that :)