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88591 No.1   [Reply]

hello my love,

hrm haven't talked with you in a while... which is retarded cause you should be BEGGING for my cock to fill you up every single day really. ;/

don't worry though, I'm a very forgivefull man. especially to the woman I want to grow old with. <3

love,
whatbandages

p.s. my nails are ideal length right now to scratch you up good <3

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>> No.6  

>>5
I believe Anonymous may have been referencing this "Chester":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester_the_Molester

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Beth Ann Chester, 26, was fired from her teaching position after she admitted to police she had a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old boy and sent him lewd text messages that included nude photographs.

Chester first contacted the student via text message with the results of a girl’s volleyball game in late October after she acquired the boy’s phone number from a girl on the volleyball team. She continued to send him messages, while also occasionally writing him late excuses and hall passes to allow them to spend extra time together.

The boy, who told police he was in love with Chester, denied the sexual contact and said the two talked about Chester’s relationship with her husband. But when police viewed the text messages, they found two nude photos of Chester, one nude photo of the boy and explicit messages.

>> No.8  

>>1
Is that Camel's arm? More hair that I remember. Russian Puberty, maybe?

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>>8
That'd be silly.



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279857 No.1   [Reply]

Please take the following typing speed test:
http://www.typeonline.co.uk/typingspeed.php

I got (with a different text each time):
1st try: 100WPM, 2 mistates
2nd try: 106WPM, 1 mistakes
3rd try: 104WPM, 0 mistakes

Which is down from typing class 10 years ago :-(

Please read all choices before clicking a link; only your FIRST click will be counted as your vote.

What is your typing speed?

  1. Can't type shit captain:

http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3830&r=0

2. Less than 40 WPM:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3830&r=1

3. 40-60 WPM:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3830&r=2

4. 61-80 WPM:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3830&r=3

5. 81-100 WPM:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3830&r=4

6. 101-120 WPM:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3830&r=5

7. 121-140 WPM:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3830&r=6

8. More than 140 WPM:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3830&r=7

9. Depends if you mean 1-handed or 2-handed:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3830&r=8

10. WIPO:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3830&r=9

Pic is always unrelated.

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>> No.10  

about 75
but this test sucks imo
clicking the start and stop button wtf?
http://speedtest.10-fast-fingers.com/
this test is different
even though i get the same score lol

>> No.11  

I bet Lia would get more than 100 WPM, she types incredibly fast.

>> No.12  

>>10

409 points, so you achieved position 2800 of 225474 on the ranking list
You type 516 characters per minute
You have 99 correct words and
you have 0 wrong words

Wish, do you think you would be faster if you were typing in your native language? I know I would be hella slow if I were typing in German instead of English, since I don't know it nearly as well.

>> No.13  

>>12
mhm it seems i fell back 10wpm in Dutch, but this could be because qwerty is more optimised for English and Dutch has more difficult words or something.
But i also think half or more of my thoughts in English, and 80% from what i read and write or say everyday is English too. When i tried in Spanish, which i don't know anything of, i dropped 20 wpm



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83593 No.1   [Reply]

Amen.

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Hmm, caught between the twisted satire here is an interesting point: how much of modern sexuality is immaturity, from both genders?

What is a positive sexual role-model?

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>>3 What is a positive sexual role-model?

Taking a stab in the dark here.

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>>4
In terms of exploring her sexuality through fantasy, then yeah, good example. Not the norm though, is it?

Male role-models?

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>>5 Male role-models?



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41702 No.1   [Reply]

So, yeah, the wonderful World of Warcraft then... anyone know a reliable gold vendor? Wowmine.com were scammers who failed to deliver on a tiny order, and everyone else has a horse but me it seems.

Failing that, does anyone have moar pics/torrents/rapidshits of Whorecraft?

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Okay, I've found a load of Whorecraft megauploads for the vids... anyone have links to the picture sets?



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543093 No.1   [Reply]

You know you suck at life when:

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>> No.6  

logged in for 3 days? my msn is always logged in and i haven't turned my computer off for about 8 years.

>> No.7  
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I lose sleep over Archimonde does that count?

>.>
>> No.8  

I just deleted my WoW trail account after racking up ~30h /played in 4 days. Did I evade epic fail?

>> No.9  

>>8

Narrowly escaped.

Warcraft doesn't just consume your time, it consumes your soul.



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88249 No.1   [Reply]

I took this picture quite some time ago, but can you guess when?

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Viva le Megababes!

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Young readers take note: this was what we ancient ephebophiles had to fap to before the blessings of the internet.

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And then of course, there was her a few years before... funnily enough still getting heavy airplay on the video channels in the 1990s...
http://www.anonym.to/?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yCsReOId1k

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'94 was a fucking good year, in retrospect.

http://www.anonym.to/?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrodaLzfi5s



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57700 No.1   [Reply]

'May you not rest, as long as I am living.
You said I killed you - haunt me, then.'

As I read over these words... once, twice, then once more, her mystical countenance bore itself into my newly impressionable mind.

I wasn't taken aback - indeed my thoughts, once impervious to such matters, had for the past few months been flooded with little

more than reflections on love. There was a tinge of guilt which came with the meandering of my mind. I felt a traitor not only to

Lia, but to myself. My fortitude had been thwarted, my self-induced loneliness assuaged, and I felt like a fool. I had once

believed that I was destined to be as alone in life as I will be in death. In comparison to my adolescent peers, and when I was at

my most introspective, I was so alarmed by my lack of interest in women or even men that I convinced myself of being asexual.

Strangely, this has been greatly compromised. For reasons I feel will always lay beyond my childish understanding, a girl has

smashed through the walls of my mind and the glaciers of my chest. For reasons I am currently hesistant to disclose, I'll refer to

her simply as "L". Let us not confuse this as some sort of vague euphemism for Lia; no, I am in fact anything but secretive about

my former obsession. Wish, .71, whomever else allows me to indulge them in my tl;dr, self-important tale of the heart... I feel

torn up inside. In truth, I have well and truly allowed Olivia's hold on me to rest in peace. I no longer need gaze at her

melancholy expressions to get me through the day. I have fallen victim to an infatuation of even more potential danger - that of

the IRL variety. Don't take it as an attack on your character, Anonymous, but I'm apprehensive about expecting you to relate

(tripfags on the other hand can certainly take it as an attack on their character).

You see, my once-hardened emotions have been withered and crippled by L. I draw fondness from every aspect of her being: in her

bittersweet voice, her soothing character... the secret garden of her eyes, in which blossoms marvellous orchids, sublimes roses,

and airy tulips. Perhaps you denounce me as so, wish, I confide to you that I make no secret of being a gigantic faggot. These are

my feelings, unwanted as they may be, and though your attention is perhaps too much to ask, I feel the need for catharsis. As

such, I will begin my ramblings...

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>> No.2  

hello, me from the future?

>> No.3  

>>1 As such, I will begin my ramblings...

Begin?

>> No.4  

What faggotry is this?

>> No.5  

Glad for you :)

Next step: Get IRL friends to share your happiness with.



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55044 No.1   [Reply]

You are a paedophile.
You are a nonce.
You are a perv.
You're a slot badger.
You're a two-pin DIN plug.
You're a bush-dodger.
You're a small ween regarder.
You're an Unabomber
You're a notch administrator.
You're a bent ref.
You're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown.
You're a fence foal.
You're a free willy.
You're a chimney bottler.
You're a buntyman.
You're a shrub rocketeer.

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This episode of Brasseye sparked an amusing shit-storm in our papers, the Daily Mail in particular shining even brighter than The Sun in hypocritcally dedicating a whole page condemning Morris across from a article about the tweenaged Princess Beatrice and two sloan friends on holiday with a half-page, telephoto picture with the girls in their bikinis. It transcended satire.

Suede, once a week, in between the other stuff, watch an episode of The Day Today , then Brasseye, then Jam. Don't bulk-view, these shows were designed to be viewed periodically, especially Jam. Make sure you watch Jam after midnight.

Everyone else, he's gone done a podcast from the CERN reactor: http://www.anonym.to/?http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/jun/30/cern.particle.physics2

>> No.6  

>>5
I've been trying to download Brass Eye and The Day Today, but slow torrents are slow.

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Ever since I watched the first Brass Eye episode, I find myself using the phrase "You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak" in everyday conversation. Anybody else?

>> No.8  

CERN reactor? Goddam where is my crow bar.



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325594 No.1   [Reply]

Amazing body, but so messed up and dead inside.

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>> No.13  

Nordica looks good from the front and back, but from sideways it's almost vomit-inducing.

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>> No.15  

Hot Nazi is Hot. I'd send my Wehrmacht into her Lebensraum.

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39698 No.1   [Reply]

When you’re here Ill make sure I have my drivers license and shit loads of cash to last us the whole night so we can go places. Perhaps bring a friend or 2, just to give you a fun time, even though that time is limited. lets be serious about the plan. Don’t back down. Hell ill take you to see my special cousin.

Stop being a stranger. Talk to me. and SORRY if this post came out a little freaky. But seriously, stop being a stranger.

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>> No.12  

srsly

>> No.13  

srsly

>> No.14  

>>11
>>12

Did you give up on pretending not to be samefag?

>> No.15  

srsly



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66143 No.1   [Reply]

Our thread 404'd. Such a shame. Maybe Anon can post more middle of the road girls.

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Middle of the road, like this?

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>> No.5  

[i]Overtired...[/i]

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>>5
Overtired...



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295481 No.1   [Reply]

Please read all choices before clicking a link; only your FIRST click will be counted as your vote.

What is the best race?

  1. White:

http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3825&r=0

2. Black:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3825&r=1

3. Jew:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3825&r=2

4. Mexican:
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5. Asian:
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6. Azeribaijanistanisheni:
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7. Latvian:
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8. Slovenian:
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9. Night Elf:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3825&r=8

10. WIPO:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3825&r=9

Pic is always unrelated.

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>> No.13  

>>9

I was one of the spammers in /b/ spamming the nazi chick. wtf did you find that one? I thought I had all the nazimons, though I haven't been to /b/ in a while.

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>>13
There was a RS with almost 100 pics.

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>>13 >>14
I was /b/ sauce, there was a nationalism board on the russian 2ch chock full of her that wasn't what I was looking for but quite interesting anyway, and for some reason I flooded /b/ to annoy someone at some point, but I can't recall who or why.



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