Rudolf1815If anyone wants to talk to me.
Rudolf1815
If anyone wants to talk to me.
I have added you to my list of people I watch online but never talk to.Inquiry for everyone: how big is your circlejerk?
I have added you to my list of people I watch online but never talk to.
Inquiry for everyone: how big is your circlejerk?
>>4Courgettes. Mmmm, fuck you subconscious, fuck you!
I just want to get close to a girl, wish. I want to feel a vagina. I wonder - is it silky? Moist? Jaggy? I don't really care. I just need a vagina. Someone with a vagina. Someone who would let me rub it, rub my fingers down it slowly. Not for any particular reason; just to get a feel for it, to take it in. I need this, wish. Why can't I have it?
That Watchmen movie looks really good, even though I've never read the original manga.
>>632/10
>>63WARTMAN IS NOT MANGA, ITS A FUKIGN COMIC BY VEES VOR FANDEETA AND ITS BOUT SUPREMEHEROES.
Please read all choices before clicking a link; only your FIRST click will be counted as your vote.Your average time to reach orgasm?Less than 2 minutes:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=02. 2-4 minutes:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=13. 5-8 minutes:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=24. 9-16 minutes:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=35. 10-32 minutes:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=46. 33-64 minutes:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=57. 65-128 minutes:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=68. 129-256 minutes:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=79. More than 256 minuteshttp://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=810. WIPO:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=9Pic is always unrelated.
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Your average time to reach orgasm?
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2. 2-4 minutes:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=1
3. 5-8 minutes:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=2
4. 9-16 minutes:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=3
5. 10-32 minutes:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=4
6. 33-64 minutes:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=5
7. 65-128 minutes:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=6
8. 129-256 minutes:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=7
9. More than 256 minuteshttp://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=8
10. WIPO:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3817&r=9
Pic is always unrelated.
Option 5 is supposed to be 17-32, oops.
I assume we mean fap or school alley rape? Somewhere around the 2-4 minute mark, towards the lower end if I'm skiving at work, or she starts sobbing.I used to take a long time about it, until I determined that I could recover and go again up to about three times in a row to get a much higher high.If we're talking about disgusting stuff like lights-out/under-covers/missionary, then quite a bit longer, as the sensation is significantly less intense, and pregnancy fear is always lurking.Daily IM Poll Girl is looking very fappable again today, fap fap fap.
I assume we mean fap or school alley rape? Somewhere around the 2-4 minute mark, towards the lower end if I'm skiving at work, or she starts sobbing.
I used to take a long time about it, until I determined that I could recover and go again up to about three times in a row to get a much higher high.
If we're talking about disgusting stuff like lights-out/under-covers/missionary, then quite a bit longer, as the sensation is significantly less intense, and pregnancy fear is always lurking.
Daily IM Poll Girl is looking very fappable again today, fap fap fap.
>>4 I assume we mean fap or school alley rape?We mean whatever is "average" for you.
>>4 I assume we mean fap or school alley rape?
We mean whatever is "average" for you.
I'm supposed to tell all my friends to go to this.Obligation fulfilled.
I'm supposed to tell all my friends to go to this.
Obligation fulfilled.
you people didn't come :(
We're not your friends.
Great use of yeast, or greatest use of yeast?Modeled after this:http://www.lewes.net/rodin/rodin.html
Great use of yeast, or greatest use of yeast?
Modeled after this:http://www.lewes.net/rodin/rodin.html
>>1Remember how we were typing about people licking statues?>>3 Wouldn't marmite sting?
>>4Do you have some kind of knowledge about sticking your dick in Marmite?
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Have you been watching the Olympics?
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2. Yes - internet:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3807&r=1
3. Yes - in person:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3807&r=2
4. No - don't care for it:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3807&r=3
5. No - forgot about it:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3807&r=4
6. No - I am protesting China's brutal and unlawful occupation of Thailand:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3807&r=5
7. I only watch the girls' gymnastics oh god they're anorexic but they're also so ripped and cut and could benchpress us all without breaking a sweat and their metabolism's too fucked up to menstruate and I just dream of them crushing my skull between their powerful thighs:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3807&r=6
8. WIPO:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3807&r=7
>>1Oh yeah, forgot the poll.WIPO: Too busy sorting Plaquey Folder.
>>1
Oh yeah, forgot the poll.
WIPO: Too busy sorting Plaquey Folder.
>>25I was 15. I'd actually been watching her for a while, so I was excited about the Olympics months in advance, clipping out all the magazine articles about her & whatnot (there was a great TV Guide feature with great pics). She first caught my attention at some men vs women exhibition thing maybe a year before, where she absolutely pwned everybody & looked really adorable/happy doing it.The funny thing is that I really liked Dominique Moceanu, but my father really liked Shannon Miller, so we watched it together & it was a fun rivalry between our respective crushes.
>>25I was 15. I'd actually been watching her for a while, so I was excited about the Olympics months in advance, clipping out all the magazine articles about her & whatnot (there was a great TV Guide feature with great pics). She first caught my attention at some men vs women exhibition thing maybe a year before, where she absolutely pwned everybody & looked really adorable/happy doing it.
The funny thing is that I really liked Dominique Moceanu, but my father really liked Shannon Miller, so we watched it together & it was a fun rivalry between our respective crushes.
I'm so glad they have my main man Béla Károlyi (world-renowned coach, pedophile, and gibbering foreigner) in China to provide commentary on the gymnastics. He's always good for a laugh, usually in a "I can't believe any had the balls to actuallysay that" kind of way. Did you catch him a few days ago talking about the Chinese team. It's widely believed that the Chinese are using some girls under the minimum age (jeer!) of 16, by issuing them falsified birth certificates, but nobody really talks about it for political correctness reasons. Béla, on the other hand, flat-out said on live national television that half the Chinese team was under 16 and competing illegally. And when Béla Károlyi says a girl is underage, you can bet money on it, because Béla Károlyi knows his underage girls.Pic related, it's Béla and Dominique ~1996, I used to fantasize about her sucking his dick without even having to kneel down or anything.
I'm so glad they have my main man Béla Károlyi (world-renowned coach, pedophile, and gibbering foreigner) in China to provide commentary on the gymnastics. He's always good for a laugh, usually in a "I can't believe any had the balls to actuallysay that" kind of way. Did you catch him a few days ago talking about the Chinese team. It's widely believed that the Chinese are using some girls under the minimum age (jeer!) of 16, by issuing them falsified birth certificates, but nobody really talks about it for political correctness reasons. Béla, on the other hand, flat-out said on live national television that half the Chinese team was under 16 and competing illegally. And when Béla Károlyi says a girl is underage, you can bet money on it, because Béla Károlyi knows his underage girls.
Pic related, it's Béla and Dominique ~1996, I used to fantasize about her sucking his dick without even having to kneel down or anything.
Wig. Fashion student.
>>16This, as a general rule, is actually true.
>>18Usually, but you still have to be a decent looking IWK, then you're golden.But he's right, if you can't tell that's a wig you must've never seen a real girl's hair that closely before.
>>18
Usually, but you still have to be a decent looking IWK, then you're golden.
But he's right, if you can't tell that's a wig you must've never seen a real girl's hair that closely before.
www.menarebetterthanwomen.comThe final boss of the internet.
www.menarebetterthanwomen.com
The final boss of the internet.
Go away.http://www.mega64.com/marcus104.htm
Go away.
http://www.mega64.com/marcus104.htm
>>1 This stuff is funny, thanks."In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason."
>>1 This stuff is funny, thanks.
"In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason."
keep an eye on 4chanarchive..my thread that this is obviously sparked by got 8 /r/'s.. it just needs approval by the modshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM
keep an eye on 4chanarchive..
my thread that this is obviously sparked by got 8 /r/'s.. it just needs approval by the mods
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM
Just been gifted a graphics tablet and am planning on learning to use it properly. Any advice/requests?
>>5hahahahahahaanother precious artwork of mine is reposted!even though i only did the colouringbut i don't think i have improved by now.
Here is non-colored version.
>>5 >>8 I really like these. Like Delirium's mspaint corky, there is a direct humour to them that would get lost with a technical approach.
Please read all choices before clicking a link; only your FIRST click will be counted as your vote.How often do you masturbate?More than once every day:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=02. About once per day, give or take:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=13. Several times per week:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=24. Several times per month:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=35. Several times a year:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=46. Never (asexual/impotent):http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=57. Never (have regular access to a partner):http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=68. Never (chick):http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=79. Never (Christfag):http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=810. WIPO:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=9Pic is always unrelated.
How often do you masturbate?
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2. About once per day, give or take:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=1
3. Several times per week:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=2
4. Several times per month:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=3
5. Several times a year:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=4
6. Never (asexual/impotent):http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=5
7. Never (have regular access to a partner):http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=6
8. Never (chick):http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=7
9. Never (Christfag):http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=8
10. WIPO:http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3816&r=9
>>6So true. I can spend about an hour just sifting through pron, which makes my seven minutes of fapping seem so underwhelming. And that's only if I can resist the temptation to just start while I'm looking, which leads to many "accidents". ;_;
>>6
So true. I can spend about an hour just sifting through pron, which makes my seven minutes of fapping seem so underwhelming. And that's only if I can resist the temptation to just start while I'm looking, which leads to many "accidents". ;_;
>>7Seven minutes? WTF? Have you considered seeing a doctor about that?
>>7
Seven minutes? WTF? Have you considered seeing a doctor about that?
>>8 Holy shit, yes, what takes so long?
Dearest detractors,It's been a long time since we've spoken. At least it's been a while since we've faced off over these message boards in an adversarial manner. I'm fairly certain that having spoken to you directly has put the matter to rest. However, there is still one loose end I feel I must tie up finally.For all one of you who kept claiming I have a micropenis, I have irrefutable and completely out of context proof otherwise from a person of good reputation and high standing in the corkyjohn community.[05:43] colourwatch: Youre a dick and a half and you and I both know itThere you have it folks. WHO'S A DICK AND A HALF? I'M A DICK AND A HALF! I WILL RIP AND TEAR YOUR TINY HYMEN!Goodnight, I love yoooou!wB
Dearest detractors,
It's been a long time since we've spoken. At least it's been a while since we've faced off over these message boards in an adversarial manner. I'm fairly certain that having spoken to you directly has put the matter to rest. However, there is still one loose end I feel I must tie up finally.
For all one of you who kept claiming I have a micropenis, I have irrefutable and completely out of context proof otherwise from a person of good reputation and high standing in the corkyjohn community.
[05:43] colourwatch: Youre a dick and a half and you and I both know it
There you have it folks. WHO'S A DICK AND A HALF? I'M A DICK AND A HALF! I WILL RIP AND TEAR YOUR TINY HYMEN!
Goodnight, I love yoooou!wB
>>5Because I know his horrible, horrible secret.
>>6I can't believe I didn't address this first time around.What good is it if she remains asleep the whole time? That's hardly degrading to her.
>>6I can't believe I didn't address this first time around.
What good is it if she remains asleep the whole time? That's hardly degrading to her.
>>8 >What good is it if she remains asleep the whole time? That's hardly degrading to her.Hmm? She still feels shame, self-loathing and powerlessness on waking up to cum-matted hair and sore muscles. I guess it's a question of when you want her to sob.
>>8
>What good is it if she remains asleep the whole time? That's hardly degrading to her.
Hmm? She still feels shame, self-loathing and powerlessness on waking up to cum-matted hair and sore muscles. I guess it's a question of when you want her to sob.
I'm lonely.Chatroom y/n?
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