I apologize for the lack of polls over the past 2.5 weeks. I have been mostly without internet access, but we should return to regular operations soon.
Ahh, fuck, now HTMLPoll.com is down as well, and IMPoll.net has been down for three months. Oh well, I guess we're going WIPO for now.
To compensate for the inconvenience, the results of today's poll with actually matter -- I shall be voting tomorrow, and I will let you decide my vote on four key issues -- I agree to be bound by the results of this poll.
Issue 1: Should we round up all the foster children being raised by faggots/dykes & ship them back to the orphanages?
Issue 2: Should we implement a tax on those who are bad at math (lottery)?
Issue 3: Should we allow the state legislature to meet once a year, instead of once every two years?
Issue 4: Should we remove the words "idiot" and "insane" from the state constitution in order to avoid offending insane idiots?
Please reply with your votes, and I shall cast mine accordingly tomorrow.
Well, I'm a prisoner here, yes, but I'm also free
Cause I am what I am and what will be will be
I'm a prisoner here, yeah, but I'm also free
And I smile and I sip my opium tea.