As much as I'd like to post something snarky with the WIPO, I voted Suede.

I believe the majority of people listed aren't virgins in the first place, so unless you have some means of petrifying their sexual histories it's unlikely any of them will become virgins in the next 3 years.

I'm "winning" before I've even voted. Awesome.

Wonderful, I can't even vote.

>User from IP address 91.110.235.203 has already voted. Vote not counted.

>>2
I think Suede has a better shot at losing it than you do. He might at least get some sympathy sex for being cute & miserable, but your only real options are rape and homosexuality; I don't believe you actually have the balls for the former and you're too in denial for the latter.

>>3
There was a vote for Lia, did you maybe click the first link by mistake or happen to be using some link-pre-fetcher thing that visited it for you?

>>5
Hi Lia ^_^

Keep in mind that it's only technically rape in most of the continental United States.

>>6

Give it up; nobody's buying it.

>>5

>I think Suede has a better shot at losing it than you do

Lol'd.

>being cute

Lol'd again.

I just copied the link sans the &r=# part at the end to just view the results, but it apparently counted that as a vote for "nothing".

>>8
Looks like they insist on you voting blind.

>>8 I just copied the link sans the &r=# part at the end to just view the results

You were punished for COWARD WAY.

>>9
>>10
Curses!

Well, whatever the final result is, just add an extra vote to "4. Suede" for me.

>>11
Oh, should we tell IMPoll guy that we did it in NYC? Remember, it was 3AM, we were both drunk and it was really hot in your room at the Y... I'm sure that counts.

>>12
you guys XD

i touched a girl's sweater, with the girl still in it last night
is this progress?
or should i view this as the last step in 1step forward, 2 steps back, 1 forward
yay its like a dance!
/o/ |o| \o\
i also think only 3 ppl listed are virgins

>>14
2 people.

And sweater touching is like being halfway to third base. Score!

>>15
it was somewhere on her arm/shoulder, on the side
i don't think there is a 'base' over there :P
lol silly

noone WIPO'd me?
the resident fatass...

Meh, I voted for whatBandages because I just couldn't decide.

But look on the bright side Tony: You're winning!

Err...

>>18
It doesn't really bother me. Most of us are deluded enough to believe cracky-chan has some measure of intrinsic worth, right? Believing in something else which is contradicted by reality is in keeping with the principles of our little community.

I'd be disappointed if I didn't win.

>>19 Most of us are deluded enough to believe cracky-chan has some measure of intrinsic worth, right?

Welcome back from 2006. You did not miss anything.

SEX HAVERS HIGH FIVE!

No Daily IMPoll for Tuesday? :(

Here's a fun idea for something to do sometime, Suede. Wait for a day when Daily IMPoll Guy actually manages to go to bed early to catch up on some sleep, then send him a text message while he's sleeping to ask him where the poll is. Wouldn't that be so funny?!

>>23
But he'd be an idiot to not turn his phone off if his precious sleep is so important to him.

>>21

Pic

>>24

Suede, my good man - any more PSX games you'd like? I have a few hours to kill and wouldn't mind uploading something.

>>24

Yes, I'm sure he can just turn his phone off for half the day; it's not like he has sick family members or anything & might get an emergency call at any time. Theoretically speaking; I don't know the guy or anything and I'm sure you don't either.

>>25
I don't suppose you have Final Fantasy VIII or IX do you? My copy of VIII won't work on my Triple, and my copy of IX is an illegal copy :(

>>26
Surely he can set his phone to ring only when he receives phone calls, and to remain silent when receiving text messages.

Pardon the spam, but this is a good place for ISO's: http://www.snesorama.us/board/forumdisplay.php?f=21

I used to have VII until last year. Sold it on ebay for about $50. I regret it.

>>27

You do know that you can use that pSX emulator with actual CD-ROMs, right?

Put FFVIII into your CD drive, open psxfin.exe and go to File > Insert CD Drive.

If it won't work, I can get you ISOs of the games, but it will take a LONG time.

>>27

Perhaps he is American (just guessing here) and is thus 10 years behind you in terms of cell phone technology.

>>29

Dude, you got a Dell!

>>29
It plays the PlayStation logo, but then just sits on a black screen and doesn't load anything. The disc is scratched to shit though, so that's probably it.

>>32

I've been doing this shit for years. Clean it running through water lightly, be careful not to get water on the top while rubbing with a soft cloth from inside to outside, dry off with a soft cloth, make iso with any app that allows read retries and fill unreadable sectors. Either that or just download the iso which is probably easier if it's scratched to shit.

>>32

Final Fantasy 9:

http://www.snesorama.us/board/showthread.php?t=34481

WIPO - every person on the list will have sex with the two adjacent persons, wrapping around from the bottom back to the top ignoring WIPO.

*Cracky-chan will have sex with whatBandages
*whatBandages will have sex with Camel
*Camel will have sex with Suede
*Suede will have sex with [Colour]Watch
*[Colour]Watch will have sex with Rabbit
*Rabbit will have sex with Wish
*Wish will have sex with Anonymous
*Anonymous will have sex with "All Of them"
*"All of them" will have sex with Cracky-chan

In the end, everyone will have Bubonic Super-AIDS and several other VDs not yet classified by medical science.

>>35

WIPO: I don't deserve to vote because I fail at replying.

i think i have ff7 and 8 somewhere as iso on some disk, the pc version, not the ps(2?) version.
but i'm sure there are rs links to it on some other boards i once linked you suede

>>21

slaps

>>8 I just copied the link sans the &r=# part at the end to just view the results, but it apparently counted that as a vote for "nothing".

No, for some reason, it counts as a vote for the first option. Have a spine & pick one.

>>39
My IP changed and I voted for myself.

>>35 WIPO - every person on the list will have sex with the two adjacent persons, wrapping around from the bottom back to the top ignoring WIPO.

I will evaluate the likelihood of your pairings:

Cracky-chan/whatBandages: 2%
whatBandages/Camel: 15%
Camel/Suede: 12%
Suede/[Colour]Watch: 20%
[Colour]Watch/Rabbit: 18%
Rabbit/Wish: 25%
Wish/Anonymous: 75%
Anonymous/"All Of them": 92%
"All of them"/Cracky-chan: 117%

>>5

>and homosexuality

Why would a guy want to fuck whatbandages?

>>42

Well, they say "start small and work your way up"