>>2
I think Suede has a better shot at losing it than you do. He might at least get some sympathy sex for being cute & miserable, but your only real options are rape and homosexuality; I don't believe you actually have the balls for the former and you're too in denial for the latter.

>>3
There was a vote for Lia, did you maybe click the first link by mistake or happen to be using some link-pre-fetcher thing that visited it for you?