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If you think you saw this posted on another website in the past, you are clearly delusional and should seek medical care immediately.

ATTENTION PLOX: It's time we all get our act together; we need to show Lia that she's had an actual positive impact on our lives and in the world. We need to start accomplishing things, and we need to credit our good accomplishments to her. Start with small things, work your way up to larger things, but always say "I did this in the name of Cracky-chan" (as long as it's something she would consider positive).

It's time we work to become better people in all ways -- physically, mentally, socially, morally. It's time for us to give up bad habits in her name, do good deeds in her name, and struggle to improve ourselves in her name. The ultimate goal is to make Lia feel actually proud of one or more of us instead of her usual mix of fear, shame, revulsion, sorrow, disgust, and pity.

I encourage everyone to come up with a way to contribute. Maybe you could do volunteer work, or quit smoking, or quit playing WoW, or register to vote, or give money to charity, or write a letter to your government representative, or run a marathon, or create a great work of art, anything -- the important thing is that you do it because of Lia. Maybe someday one of us will walk on Mars in her name, or cure AIDS in her name, and she will be amazed and we will all look back and remember that this is where we finally got serious about it.

We will be opposed at every step by the majority of Wish who will try to drag us back down to their level of mediocrity and filth, but we will pay them no mind, for we will be striving for a higher purpose whilst they flail about in their own feces trying to taint and destroy anything of value. Let the dead bury their own dead.

Though I hope that others will launch their own projects for this initiate, I will be launching the first project myself:


I'm sure most of us are disgusting fatasses. Let's stop. Let's see how much total weight we can lose in the name of Cracky-chan. How long will it take us collectively to lose an entire Cracky-worth of body fat? Or two Crackies-worth, or three? We will be a moral support system for each other to stay on track & keep the weight off.


  1. Please do not attempt to lose weight if you are not actually overweight. If you still wish to participate but are not overweight, define another metric to track, i.e. reduce body fat percentage, increase muscle mass, decrease your mile-time, increase your bench press, etc. The important thing is that you set a goal, you stick to it, and you do it because of Cracky.
  2. For those in it for weight loss, at the very least, post your starting weight and your goal weight; you may also measure yourself in various other ways if you have the means to do so (body fat percentage, etc). "Before" photos of yourself would be appreciated; posting them now will motivate you to not fail and also let us see later how you've changed.
  3. You will post your progress (or lack thereof) once per week until you have reached your goal, then you will give periodic status updates to verify you're not backsliding.
  4. I recommend each participant post using a tripcode so that your week-to-week results can be accurately identified; if you don't wish to reveal your regular identity, I recommend using a new tripcode solely for this project.
  5. Please confine all messages related to the Wish Weight-Loss Challenge to this thread only; long thread will be long but it's better than flooding the board like Daily IMPoll Gay.
  6. Don't do anything dangerous or stupid. I would suggest consulting your doctor, and would also suggest that any underage b& get their parents' permission, but that's not likely to happen, so just don't do any of the following: starve yourself, take any weird pills, develop an eating disorder, pass out from exercising too much, etc.


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I will be the first to sign up for this. I am reasonably good at losing weight but not so good at "keeping it off"; I can lose 80 pounds in about 4-5 months, and in fact I've done so several times in recent years, but I always let myself go again soon after and gain it all back plus more.

Having done some research, I'm going to try to lose weight much more slowly & sustainably this time -- basically stretching it out over two years. My goal weight is 150 pounds, which I have managed to reach twice before, and my current weight is just over 300 (the highest I've ever been), so I'm basically going to be losing just over half my total body weight. Permanence and sustainability are the goal here so I'm going to go for slow & steady this time around -- something like 60 pounds in the first 6 months, 40 pounds in the second 6 months, 30 pounds in the third 6 months, and 20 pounds in the fourth 6 months, for a total of 150 pounds lost over a 24-month period. This should be a lot less difficult and intensive than the past 80-in-4-months weight losses, so risk of a rebound will be much lower

Also, this time it will be doing it for Cracky-chan (imagining her future approval will keep me going), but I will still rely upon the Wish community for support. I will also be aiming for a final body fat percentage of 10%, down from a current 48.5% (as measured by a bioelectrical impedance scale). I will also be tracking my resting pulse rate; it's much higher than normal lately but I expect it'll drop as I get used to regular exercise again.

Gender: Male
Height: 5'11"
Starting Weight: 308 pounds
Starting Body Fat Percentage: 48.5% (149lb of fat, 159lb of lean tissue)
Resting Pulse: 91 BPM
Circumference: 54" (widest point)
Pant Size: 46" or 48"
T-Shirt Size: XXL
Goal Weight: 150 pounds
Goal Body Fat Percentage: 10% (15lb of fat, 135lb of lean tissue)
Time To Walk This Nearby Trail[1]: 68 minutes

[1]: I will attempt to find out the length of this trail; currently I do not know it.

I will start my weight loss in the morning (Saturday) and post results in this thread each Saturday. I plan to take progress photos every 2-3 months, schedule permitting. I hope others will join me in participating!! This one's for YOU, Olivia! :)

>> No.3  

Having trouble getting started here.... my pulse has never been this freakishly high before, so I'm worried about keeling over dead from anything beyond a slow stroll, plus I've not really got the motivation/willpower mindset right... but better a slow start than none at all.

WEEK 0: 308.0 lb, 48.5% fat, 91 Pulse, Circumf 54.0", Trail in 68 minutes
WEEK 1: 303.6 lb, 47.5% fat, 86 Pulse, Circumf 53.5", Trail in 62 minutes
GOAL: 150 pounds, 10% body fat
SO FAR: -4.4 pounds, -1% body fat
TO GO: -153.6 pounds, -37.5% body fat

I've also tried to set a more specific timetable here with several "checkpoints"... if I reach a checkpoint early I'll ease off a bit on the weight & focus on other fitness factors until it's time to start on the next checkpoint.

308 lb start July 12 2008
243 lb by December 13 2008 (-65)
200 lb by July 11 2009 (-43, -108 total)
170 lb by December 12 2009 (-30, -138 total)
150 lb by July 10 2010 (-20, -158 total)

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Yeah, I haven't lost any weight (I only really need to drop about 5-7, currently 5'10" and 185lbs), but on the very day that thread was created on Bounceme, I put down the goddamn cigarettes for good.

Pic related.

I was only smoking one (or two) a day, but now that number is zero and it will continue to be. I smoked for TEN YEARS before this.


Best of luck achieving your goal. I HIGHLY recommend you consult your physician about this, since you are planning a such a drastic weight reduction. Best wishes.

>> No.5  

C'mon, we're both Canadian. We both know that all doctors do is look in your ears, babble in Indian for about ten minutes and then collect their 80 dollars from the taxpayers.

>> No.6  


I don't know where you get these wacky ideas. I'm an Amerifag; also my physician is a cute 31-year-old woman. No, I don't have pics.

Although once TPTB get the whole North American Union thing going over the next few years we'll all be one and the same (along with the Mexicans), right?


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This necromancy raises a question too: is it appropriate to fixate on losing weight in honour of a girl who clearly had dysmorphic tendencies? Oh wait, I see it was the joke, my bad.

>> No.9  


>Dysmorphic feature is a medical term referring to a difference of body structure that is suggestive of a congenital disorder, genetic syndrome, or birth defect. A dysmorphic feature can be a minor and isolated birth defect (e.g., clinodactyly, not accompanied by other features or problems). Alternatively it can be one of a combination of features signaling a serious multi-system syndrome (e.g., the epicanthal folds of Down's syndrome).

Wait, what?

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Yeah, that nose...

Nah, I'm kidding, I love her nose and elongated hands, Body dysmorphic disorder (BDD) is a preoccupation with the appearance of a certain part of the body, blah blah...

>> No.11  

but I like being fat. I have a decent social life. And I could care less about cracky chan. And morally? How would I work on that, I'm a moral relativist of sorts.

>> No.12  


I would not worry about her nose and hands. She wears diapers!

>> No.13  

I seriously doubt e'erybody here is a fatass. Plenty of people at my dojo have deskjobs that rival the hours spent behind the desk for the average shut-in.

Still... if you are to do this for corky, I suggest bulimia. It would be a fitting act of devotion.

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>> No.15  

I heard she lieks fatties. Srsly.

>> No.16  


I herd u like mudkipz

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Yarr I really liek muALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD

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