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272499 No.1   [Reply]

Right. I need people online. I just found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me and please, just. Help a little. Someone say something nice to me.

>> No.2  

You are a wonderful person and I hope everything works out as well as it possibly can for you :)

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>>1
Chin up Tomás. That's rough, but don't let it eat away at you. Young girls can be like that. At the very least - and I appreciate this is still pretty crappy - you found out she's immature in her realtionships now instead of another year. You'll pull through. Wednesday is a bitch of a day to get wise, have a mope for the next two days, then do something awesome at the weekend with a friend. This feeling of rejection doesn't last, even though it may seem that it's here to stay. You know you're a great person; it's her loss.

>> No.4  

Why is she cheating on you? Obviously you're insufficient for her in some way. Do you lack looks, money, being a good lover....etc? If you were, she wouldn't have left you. And first thing you do is come to Wish for us to cheer you up and give you advice on women? What a fucking loser, kill yourself.

>> No.5  

>>4
This is not /b/, you should know that. Take your shit talk elsewhere.

Women do not cheat for any of those reasons, they may well be reasons for not beginning relationships but never for ruining them.

Good luck for the future man. Take all that you've discovered about yourself during that relationship and use it as a tool to make yourself an even better lover for a girl you find who deserves you. It's never a wasted journey.

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>>4
Anonymous identifies strongly with your predicament Tomás, so strongly in fact that he has projected his own life's misfortunes onto the situation, yet apparently not taken his own advice.

Crap women: the cause of all unhappiness and worry. Don't worry, be happy.

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I dont know who are you dude.

BUT YOU DA MAN.

pic related

>> No.8  

Wow.. I expected some sort of derision, but I never expected nice words from people who really seem to care.
Thanks a lot, you've actually helped.

>> No.9  

manages a smile

>> No.10  

all girls are like that
at least you have(had) a gf

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>>1

What you need in a situation like this is a scientifically-proven magic petrification ray. You should use one to transform your unfaithful girlfriend into a naked & petrified stone statue. That way, you can keep her forever, and she can never betray you again, and her nude marble body will be a lovely decoration for your home or apartment; also, as her mind goes slowly insane inside its stony prison, she will feel really bad about what she did.

Pic related.

>> No.12  

>>5

Keep telling yourself that. And while you're at it, tell the tooth fairy I said hi.

It's the real world. Women don't leave you because they want you. Even if you make up the shittiest excuse to up his feelings, the best you could come up with is that she left because he wouldn't love her enough, and still that says he is insufficient of something. Face it, you're a loser, he's a loser, I'm a loser.

Stop being such a sentimental faggot. Real men don't come to a shithole like this and bawwww posting pictures of faggot shit like kittens. In the meantime, your ex is getting fucked by a real man.

I'm being nice to you. I'm giving you shit just like you want it. You don't want candy-coated bullshit, you want to know what's going on and what you can do to resolve it. This weekend, go to a bar, get fucked up, get fucked, and fucking forget her. Fuck that bitch by fucking a new one. The worst thing you can do to her is just forget her and never talk to her and she'll be begging you to come back if you show her how strong you are or confident you are in getting another girl. Don't come back bawwwing in the dugout, go out there and get you some.

>> No.13  

>>12

Tony, you look silly without your tripcode.

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>>9
That's the spirit, what are you going to do this weekend then? I recommend doing something new in a new place. Get out and about a bit, start something fresh.

>>12
Loser... hmm... fascinating... you associate relationships with competion, and indeed appear to regard everyday life as a competiton. This is a very narrow view of existence, very limiting too. What, I wonder, would you consider "winning" entailing, and at what point can a fair assessment be made of your life to assign these arbitrary and faintly ludicrous labels?

>> No.15  

>>14

Wake up, life is competition. Life is a continual struggle to get ourselves a piece of the cake, whether it be through work, relationships, or even just chatting, we're all wanting something. All for that golden chunk of code. We struggle for code (info) and we struggle to pass it on (procreate using our own DNA) or just through chat. There's nothing you can think of where competition can't be derived as the single root cause. We're all competing for something and against something, trying to overcome. You try to fool the foolish with your elaborate choice of words but sometimes, the truth hits you like a slap in the face, it's not pretty sometimes and not candy-coated.

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>>15
Evading the questions does not provide sufficent weight to your argument. Do I win?

>> No.17  

>>16
SHINKU BLOWJOB!

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>>17

>> No.19  

>>14
>>15

What's up with all the philosophical newfags lately?

I feel like we're one post away from somebody saying "heteronormative" or "categorical imperative", and when that happens, I WILL FUCK SOME SHIT UP.

>> No.20  

>>16

Because it's a stupid question any shit-for-brains can figure out. Loser is a general term in this modern age for someone who's at or staying in a position of relative submissiveness, and not by choice. Or fuck, it could be a wide range of definitions by most peoples' view. If you could take a hint, you could figure that shit out. Your world view seems pretty limited.

>>19

I agree.

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>>20
Still not adressing the questions, loser.

>> No.22  

>>21

I'm not here to answer your shitty questions for you. Grow a brain, grow some balls, and go seek a counselor about your questions in life if you're so lost.

You can call me a loser, fucktard, I don't give a shit. I can admit my wrongs, I can admit when I fuck up. You're the one on this shitty board asking me to define words for you fuckface. lern2dictionary

>> No.23  

>>22
I can feel the rage

>> No.24  

>>23

I can feel a troll.

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>>22
Still not addressing the questions. Your position is weak, your arguments are spurious and entirely based on your own opinions as noted previously. Enjoy.

Tomás, do yourself a favour and never get so locked up in yourself that you colour the world around you with your own solipsism. Not that I'm suggesting you would, or indeed have done here. Mope for a bit, then start this weekend fresh.

>> No.26  

>>24
rage more, and feed me

>> No.27  

>>20
I dont think you understand the concept of categorical imperative, if you did, you wouldnt agree, you heteronormative retard.

>> No.28  

>>25

Ok, wtf is your question? What are you doubting? I'm not your fucking teacher and you should be paying me for this shit. Life is competition, end of story, simple as that. Is that what you're wanting to debate? It looks like you're falling in the trap of competition by debating with me.

You're like one of those hippies that fights for peace by inciting civil unrest. So fucking lost you can't see the truth for the shit in your own eye.

I'm tired of schooling your fucking ass. Now go off and get an education. I'm not your fucking tutor. btw, it's color, not colour. lern2spel

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>>28
Bless. Anon wants to have the last word, as if somehow that'll make things right inside. Go on then. I can't stop you, nor would I try. Burn out for us. Or not. I'm not the boss of you.

>> No.30  
>btw, it's color, not colour.

Limescale, rust, ground in dirt and credibility - they're not a problem for Cillit Bang. BANG, and the vadlidity is gone. Fail more, Amerifag.

>> No.31  

>>27

Yes, I understand you may have been implying me but I chose to go with it anyway to imply I don't debate with philosophy. I thought you would probably get that, guess I overestimated your intelligence. I figured there was some slim chance though, that you would comment about it but I usually do that sometimes in debate.

I sometimes agree with something an opponent says or their ally says and they fucking realize, oh shit, I'm such a fucking hypocrit and he's calling me out using my own words. Fuck, my own words have just been shoved back up my ass now.

>> No.32  

>>30

lern2recognizetrolling, clueless fucktard.

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>> No.34  

>>31
>>32
rage more, and feed me more

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>clueless fucktard.

the big man on the internet is saying nasty words about me again =[[[[

>> No.36  

>>34

Fuck you faggot. That's why I hate this shithole. It's fucking weaboos crying about their lives and shit for dicks like you wacking off to other peoples' misery like it's a huge dick up your ass. I'm not here to entertain you but if you have a question about life, I don't mind answering unless you're just a trolling fucktard asking me the definition of loser. I've seen a lot in my fucking lifetime, I've won it and I've failed it so I'm definitely more astute in that area than most of you fucks.

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>> No.38  

>>35

Oooh, the butthurt bullshitter is trying to make sarcastic insults again. His comedy is so fucking clever.

>> No.39  

>>36

Lia, is that you? I KNEW YOU WERE HERE!!

>> No.40  

>>38

>trying to make sarcastic insults again.

I've made 2 posts in this thread, neither were sarcastic. Patronising, perhaps. lrn2semantics.

</pedantfag>

>> No.41  

>>40

You mean you were serious with all the bullshit you've been coming up with, it wasn't sarcasm? You're more brainfucked than I thought you were.

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>> No.43  

OP pic is animated (and cute); be sure to click and watch!

>> No.44  

>>36
LOL

You are a bitter little man who thinks life is a competition because he feels he has the bottom hand in his life. Do you think winning internet arguments makes up for it? I bet it still leaves you empty.

Rage more.

This actually started as we were trying to make Tomas feel better, and you started saying he might be "insufficient for her in some way". I sure revel in your denial of your own misery, but not his misery.

I also love the sexual orientation flavored insults, they are very telling of what your problem actually is. cough self-loathing latent homosexual cough

Anyway, nobody forced you to come to this "shithole".

>> No.45  

>>33
FAPPING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

>> No.46  

>>4
>>12
>>12
>>15

I really can't add anything beyond what's already here. Very nice.

>> No.47  

>>4
>>12
>>15
>>46

samefaggot

>> No.48  

>>36

>this shithole

You hurt my feelings, Anonymous :(

>> No.49  

>>47
I wish. Competitive Anon is the fucking man, and everyone should know it. Oh, what I would give to actually BE him. I would admit it. I would brag about it, and flaunt it in front of you hapless fools.

>>48
Get on AIM

>> No.50  

>>49
Chat with me here instead! :D

>> No.51  

>>50
I don't have a problem with that. Your secret admirer might be a little too shy, however.

>> No.52  

>>51
Well chat! And the secret admirer can email me or something. WAIT A MINUTE. Secret admirer?

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>> No.54  

three for suede
none for anonymous
anonymous wants to die

>> No.55  

thread
tl;dr

>> No.56  

>>54
Maybe one of Suede's is Tomás' cheatan girl?

>> No.57  

>>54

>three for suede

I fucking wish.

>> No.58  

>>57
No suede, the girls has you.

>> No.59  

>>58
I think you dropped some grammar around here somewhere.

>> No.60  

>>59
Imma 'bout to drop some grammar on your chump ass.

>> No.61  

>>60
I look forward to it.

>> No.62  

>>12
I know this is old by now, however...

... what I challenged was that women cheat because their partners are somehow "insufficient". I didn't mention any women leaving, or any women wanting to be with or not be with people.

I was originally going to add more to qualify my statements in >>5 but I assumed (it appears mostly correctly, excepting you) that people are intelligent enough to understand without me handholding them through my entire train of thought.

Generally speaking, if a woman finds her partner insufficient, then unless he has some sort of domineering hold on her she will make a decision either to leave or to wait it out in the hope that things get better (women appear to me much more focussed on their partner's potential than men).

The decision to cheat is an entirely different process, and requires a much bigger inner conflict, which likely has nothing to do with her current relationship (why make such a risky move when she could just leave and have a legitimate relationship with one person?).

Anyway, apologies to Tomás for making this such a drawn out affair.

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Well..
Good morning.
And I guess all of you were right. Thanks to the kind ones who made me feel better right then and thanks to the competitive ones who made me feel like getting up and bettering myself this morning.
Thanks, guys. :]

>> No.64  

>>62

It's not always about a domineering hold. She could just be ugly as shit and afraid she may not be able to get anyone else if she left him. His life is in a shithole and he comes to a board to cry about it where you sick fucks like you stalk girls. Is that your definition of a winner? I'm the only one being nice to him and telling it like it is. I'm telling him it's a part of life and to suck it up and drive on. He sees a limit in life apparently but there is no limits. Instead of every person going bawwww, poor Tomas, I'm just trying to coach him like a man, not some fucking kid who just got his candy taken away. I'm saying if a bitch is going to do that to the guy, forget the bitch, he should go out and have a good time. Trying to be nice and encourage him to stay here is not what he needs.

>> No.65  

>>44

I'm not saying I'm not miserable or a faggot. I don't really give a shit what I'm called. That's my advantage. I'm not so insecure I take offense at being called either. Whether you want to call me miserable, well, that's up for debate but your mirror tells you I'm not the only one spouting names and calling people faggots. I guess that makes you the same except your spouting against me and I'm spouting against the bitch that fucked him over. I'm on his side.

>> No.66  

>>63

Fuck you faggot.

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>>64
Well, I'm a little closer to agreeing with you there. You still sound like a douche, but at least we're agreeing that if she's cheating, it's mostly due to her own insecurities, mistrust etc.

Whining about how the board is full of losers and stalkers is pretty much irrelevant. Most of us aren't even here because of that anymore, it's just old friendship ties and shared interest (and the possibility of receiving new/rare crackymons). Oh, and drama.

>I'm the only one

Baaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww

>suck it up and drive on

As I said.

>telling him like it is

Fuck your reality, mine is better.

>> No.68  

>>67

You think I give a shit if I agree with your faggot ass? I don't need to you to be my fucking friend, nor do I care. I don't need your approval that I'm a good guy. I'm just fucking here and telling it like it is, not how I want it to be.

I know, guys that get the girls everyone wants are called douches and the ones who usually spout those names off are insecure, introverted nerds who have trouble with reality. Who gives a shit what you have to say about women.

>> No.69  

>>68
I'm not introverted by a long stretch. Reality has plenty of its own troubles. Nerdiness isn't objective enough to discuss sensibly, though you may consider me a nerd if it pleases you to do so (and similarly I grant myself leave to consider you a douche)

>>I'm just fucking here and telling it like it is, not how I want it to be.

Read the Tao Te Ching sometime.

>Who gives a shit what you have to say about women.

Or you? But nevertheless, i am enjoying the process, and that's what matters to me.

>I know, guys that say "guys that get the girls everyone wants are called douches" are called douches.

Fix'd

And I thought I'd be missing out on all this while /b/ was down. Thanks for the ride man.

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>>69
Grumble, forgot to post the pic that went with that.

>> No.71  

>>57 I'm fucking wish.

You are? Four for Suede, then.

>>60 Imma 'bout to drop some grammar in your chump ass.

I doubt that's the only thing you've dropped in there.

>> No.72  

>>70
oh my word

>> No.73  

All aboard the trollercoaster.

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>>63

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>>63
>>64
>>65
>>66
samedramatrollfaggot

why dont you gb2 /b/
oh wait...

I guess you're bored as hell, now...

>> No.76  

because the cunt is a slave to second circuit thought and couldn't gain an inch of dominance over you (or you didn't properly "put her in her place").
Advice... raise standards



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