I missed. Curse you Rob for disabling post deletion. >_<

>I missed.

Nothing else to do now but turn this thread into a cesspool of shit. And Django Reinhardt.

But mostly shit.

>>1
Well, we know your heart is in the right place, if your post isnt...

>>1

No shit? What's with people posting the same old cliched 'feel good' bullshit that he already knows. You're just insulting his intelligence and making yourself look even more stupid. Like you need to eat more popcorn fatass.

>>4
that appears delicious from afar

>>6

I love you too, Anonymous. Thank you for the compliment.

The man asked for some kind words, so we gave him some. Telling him it would be wise to stay active mentally and physically rather than mope about in a perpetual pity-party is hardly "feel-good bullshit". You're an Anonymous, though, so I'll excuse your inane little outburst.

Munch Munch

>>3

ohmygod. I love you.

>>1
Thankyou. I am now officially on the rebound, if you're ..
I..
fail.

>>10

STFU faggot. Nobody gives a shit about your emo endeavors. We don't care if you're on the rebound or your dog is constipated or your toast was a little burned this morning. Fuck the fuck off fuckface!

>>11

>>12

Fail. The emo shit was meant for >>10. Go fuck a furfag factfucker.

>>13

>Fail. The emo shit was meant for >>10.

No. I did what I wanted. Please don't attempt to speak for me.

>Go fuck a furfag factfucker.

No furfags in my immediate vicinity sir.

>>14

Please? wtf? Like I'll do what is said by some faggot adding please to his list of demands.

You're the one who posted a picture that could imply I was speaking in that way. As you said, don't speak for me. Like I said before, if someone dares debate me, I can take an insult and shove it right back up the retarded ass it came from.

>>15

>>12
Was definitely aimed at >>11
You are at your leisure to violently disagree with me, of course, and that has nothing to do with speaking for anyone else.

Saying that I misquoted is what I am referring to as "speaking for me" and is a different matter than presenting your opinion.

4chan is still down, this feels good.

>>15
Please is not an order. Ignore it if you wish. I don't expect you to take any more or less notice of anything because I use the word "please", it's just something that I do.

>>17

Only faggots say please, real men, like the one fucking your gf, say do it. Your arguments lack zest. I miss /b/. Shit was SO cash. At least people attempted to troll the trolls there.

>>15
I dont think you understood what the picture means, and it is similar situation to all the other arguments you keep getting yourself into, incidently.
The key is behind you, you have a choice in perpetuating the cycle, or breaking free.

Or you can stay here and entertain us with all your pent up rage...

>>18

>Only faggots say "Only faggots say please"

Fix'd

>like the one fucking your gf

I'm currently single, dropped a girl 6 months ago for being a tit. I don't rebound quickly (generally).

>Your arguments lack zest.

And your zest does not mask your lack of argument.

>I miss /b/.

Gives me a chance to do other stuff for a while, but I'm looking forward to it being back. DDoS'ing is done for now, just waiting for moot to finish his soup and inspect the damage.

>Shit was SO cash.

Your sentiments are shared by many.

>At least people attempted to troll the trolls there.

I Guffaw'd a little.

>>18
Politeness and brotherhood seems to infuriate you. And you think your trolling isnt being trolled back?

Are you blind?

>>21
God, this is fun isn't it?

>>19
Indeed.

Also 711chan/lulz is streaming stuff from zerochan so I'm finally getting round to making a /b/-music_collection (caramelldansen and friends).

http://www.megafileupload.com/en/file/75900/tracks-txt.html
wget 'em while they're hot.

>Only faggots say "Only faggots say please"

Only faggots give a shit about being called a faggot. Anyone else would just blow it off and think it silly. Some repressed homosexuality there?

>I'm currently single, dropped a girl 6 months ago for being a tit. I don't rebound quickly (generally).

So six months without pussy all because you got emo and couldn't take it. Proof you're a faggot.

>And your zest does not mask your lack of argument.

I don't give a shit about masking shit. At least I don't have to mask my faggotry. I'm fucking my gf tonight, she thinks my zest translates well in bed.

>Gives me a chance to do other stuff for a while, but I'm looking forward to it being back. DDoS'ing is done for now, just waiting for moot to finish his soup and inspect the damage.

I don't give a fuck your opinion on /b/ or want to converse with you. You want to be my friend? Is that it, faggot? I'm not here to entertain you. Are you socially retarded? When someone verbally kicks your ass, that is not a call for friendly small conversation. Fuck you you fucking peacefuck.

>I Guffaw'd a little.

Yeah, laugh some more faggot. You think I'm cute? It won't be so cute when I'm pounding your mom's pussy and her screams of excitement from upstairs keeps you from being able to jerk off in your sock late at night while having fantasies of faggotry.

>>21

What infuriates me is this false bullshit that telling other bullshit will help them when they get fucked over. Give it to 'em how it is, not this fantasy life-is-lollipops-and-gumdrops bullshit.

>>22

During my time in bootcamp, if you said that bullshit, you'd be dropped until your arms fell of. When a superior rank tells you what is is what is, you'd best see it as srs biznes and not see it as some bdsm bullshit you're fantasizing about.

>>23

>Only faggots give a shit about being called a faggot.

I didn't say I gave a shit about being called a faggot, I'm just using the fact that you stepped in the exact same hole twice as a humourous opportunity to call you a faggot.

>Anyone else would just blow it off and think it silly.

I do. That was my blowoff.

>So six months without pussy

You assume all that from the fact that I don't have a girlfriend? Closeminded fool.

>because you got emo and couldn't take it.

Again, you're thinking way too ahead of yourself. I ended the relationship on a sensible, non-dramatic note thanks and wasn't particularly upset by it.

>I don't give a fuck your opinion on /b/ or want to converse with you.

And yet...

>kicks your ass

no you di - 'nt

>I'm fucking my gf tonight, she thinks my zest translates well in bed.

I sure hope so.

Conclusion: don't apply your own method to me. I am capable of ending relationships without going emo, talking without an agenda, and without any repressed homosexuality.

>>24
Again. Tao Te Ching. Why be so uncomfortable around the reality you project for yourself?

>>18 Only faggots say please, real men, like the one fucking your gf, say do it.

And I assume you believe "real men" includes you?

Requesting permission to LOL.

>>25
And what is the purpose of bootcamp? It is not to make you a better person, it is there to condition you to fight for your country. I'm sure it does a fine job of that, but I have no need of it myself.

>>28

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/230/515741372_a2ebb0df30.jpg?v=0 - Not worried though, I'm enough of a nerd to know you guys can't find out who I am. Even if you find my flickr account, it'd take years to bruteforce with my pass. While you fucks obsess over a lovely lady like Cracky, I'm out in the real world fucking lovely ladies like Cracky. Now lets see you, anonfag, or are you ashamed?

>>29

You forget how much like real life the military is. Real life is conflict. You say words that conflict with mine, whether for peace or war, in the end, we're all fighting for conflict, essentially. If your country got too cush and everything is how you like it, you'd find a conflict somewhere or something you didn't like. The nature of man is conflict, to never be satisfied, to always change, and to fight whether it be for peace or war, I am a vehicle of that. That is my job and I have no qualms with it. If America deemed the war wrong and things changed to stop it, fine with me as well. It's just my job, I am a medium for a society just as we all are. Difference is, with me and a lot of others, we have faced it and aren't anti-social assholes stalking little girls vicariously through the internet.

>>25 When a superior rank tells you...

And that would be you, sir?

>>30 While you fucks obsess over a lovely lady like Cracky, I'm out in the real world fucking lovely ladies like Cracky.

Now I know you're taking the piss.

>>30

>You forget how much like real life the military is.

And you forget how much it isn't. Of course there may be some aspects that are, but most are not.

>The nature of man is conflict

The nature of fools, and those who will never be satisified is conflict. See also, the nature of lulz.

>to fight whether it be for peace or war

This is a fallacy.

> If your country got too cush and everything is how you like it, you'd find a conflict somewhere or something you didn't like.

I do not care for patriotism. I know only that I am privileged in where I stand, and am able to go about my business uninterrupted.

>If America deemed the war wrong

Who is America? And how does it deem?

I have respect for those who are prepared to be pawns in their countries war games, and offer their lives as such, but I don't think that makes them any more of a man.

>I'm enough of a nerd to know you guys can't find out who I am

We didn't ask for your photo, and see no need to doubt that you were ever in the military. IMO you don't look comfortable in that armour.

>stalking little girls vicariously through the internet.

Lurk more.

>anti-social assholes

anti- which society now?

>>31

Military, E5, but I'm not talking military. I just consider myself higher rank IRL by assumption. I don't sit obsessing over little girls, statues, and hentai IRL. Nothing more needs said.

>>32

http://www.lukeisback.com/images/images/Img0135/DSC_0893.JPG - She's every bit as hot as Cracky. I admire Cracky's personality, that's what got me here, and maybe my gal isn't as rich in artistic talent as her, but she's a mighty fine gal.

>>34

>I just consider myself higher rank IRL

This is one of those situations I mentioned where militaristic view does not apply. As a "free" citizen of my own life I am required to answer to no one.

>I don't sit obsessing over little girls, statues, and hentai IRL.

Why are you here?

>She's every bit as hot as Cracky

I don't consider cracky "hot". Generic face, "classical beauty", it's proven possible to be able to dress any girl to look as good as that or better, you must question the ones that don't.

>but she's a mighty fine gal.

Again, I sure hope so.

http://www.lukeisback.com/images/images/Img0135/DSC_0892.JPG
I prefer the brunette.

http://www.lukeisback.com/images/images/Img0135/DSC_0898.JPG
rawk

http://www.lukeisback.com/images/photos.htm
I'm lolling so hard right now.

>The nature of fools, and those who will never be satisified is conflict. See also, the nature of lulz.

Don't tell me you're conflicting with me? See, those words again, they got shoved right back up your ass.

>This is a fallacy.

Do you realize most war is started because someone or something is causing a disturbance for one party and wants peace but can't achieve it so they start a conflict? Whether the lust for oil is causing some country unrest and they seek it, as some people say a certain country does, then it's the same. Unrest causes war and the search for true peace, which will never be attained so some people try in vain to attain it while others like myself know there's no such thing and accept it.

>Who is America? And how does it deem?

The American people can deem it wrong through protests of various kinds. Did you learn about the political system in school?

>We didn't ask for your photo, and see no need to doubt that you were ever in the military. IMO you don't look comfortable in that armour.

wtf do you want me to do in that picture? Smile like a faggot and put roses in my hair? I'm a god damn Marine for fuck's sake.

>Lurk more.

I've lurked and seen all I need to. If I wasn't on leave, I wouldn't give this shithole a second thought but this place reminds me of zoo animals. It's an interesting study on psychology. What drives people to madness you fucks seem to harbor.

>anti- which society now?

General society. You know, that place upstairs and outside your house where the sun shines and the women are real? God damn, it's like I'm a fucking teacher now with all the questions you fuckers ask me.

>>38

Ok, she's not my girl. Like I'd give you lifeless fucks another girl to stalk.

>>34 I just consider myself higher rank IRL by assumption.

Oh lawd, stop, you're killing he here.

>I don't sit obsessing over little girls, statues, and hentai IRL.

So you confine your obsessing over little girls, statues, and hentai to online only? Yeah, that's much better.

>I admire Cracky's personality... rich in artistic talent

XD

>I'm a god damn Marine for fuck's sake.

Honestly, you look like even Tony could kick your ass, though he'd probably prefer to do something else to it.

>>40

btw, just so you guys don't think I'm one of you lifeless fucktards, I'm fagging my name and codetripping.

>Don't tell me you're conflicting with me? See, those words again, they got shoved right back up your ass.

This is for the lulz. I see no need to make my whole life about conflict, but troll-riding is fun.

>Do you realize most war is started because someone or something is causing a disturbance for one party and wants peace but can't achieve it so they start a conflict?

Doesn't stop it being a fallacy.

>The American people can deem it wrong through protests of various kinds.

For a start I'm a britfag. And I was referring to the fact that you are not referring to America. Very few people have a genuine say on whether a war happens or not. There have most certainly been protests, protests are (generally) useless for anything other than drawing public attention.

>Did you learn about the political system in school?

Yes, but that doesn't stop me from refuting its effectiveness or authority.

>wtf do you want me to do in that picture? Smile like a faggot and put roses in my hair? I'm a god damn Marine for fuck's sake.

No. Just commenting. Honest. Though I've seen manlier marines.

>General society.

Fail.

>It's an interesting study

As are you.

>I'm a fucking teacher now with all the questions you fuckers ask me.

I can see taht ignorance is a virtue that you hold dear.

>the questions you fuckers ask me.

The questions are for your benefit, not ours.

>>41

Tony? wtf is that? By the hint you gave, I take it he's another faggot, right?

>>40

>Ok, she's not my girl.

Then why lie and discredit yourself further?

>>42
Delicious irony.

>>42 btw, just so you guys don't think I'm one of you lifeless fucktards, I'm fagging my name and codetripping

Ah yes, that string of random meaningless characters has suddenly granted you credibility. I can has credibility too?

>>43

>I can see taht ignorance is a virtue that you hold dear.

Fuck you. Give me some shit to learn, and by god, I'm fucking there. Any doubts or untruths in my mind, I snipe it out.

>The questions are for your benefit, not ours.

Bullshit. In any conversation, there are two benefactors. If not, most conversation wouldn't even be held, if you want to call this shit conversation. And I think you fucks are the ones learning from me. You all sound like eager little children. Oh look, it's somebody from the real world who has stepped out of his basement. Lets learn about them.

The rest of your cockfucking replies I won't even acknowledge. It's more bullshit trolling while I'm seriously schooling you fucks in the way life really is. I'm not here for your entertainment. I'm just a wakeup call.

>>44
I assume they're referring to a Mr Schwill (I never knew him by a real first name) who recently joined the army, and asuming that you are defining "faggot" as I think you are... yes, yes he is.

>>45

I didn't lie. I didn't say she was my girl, I just gave that link. That was coercion. We all do it and if you say you don't, you're a lying faggot. If your buddy asks how you're doing and you say fine and you're not, you're coercing him. We all have some discredit. Also, credit for me in this shithole of a place is not a big deal. I really couldn't give a shit about maintaining a trust with you guys.

>>47

>If not, most conversation wouldn't even be held

And this is why lulz were created.

>Oh look, it's somebody from the real world

You expect us to read like a Mills & Boon. we are not so one dimensional as to live a single life in here, this is one of many outlets, thought it be protected from the others.

>And I think you fucks are the ones learning from me.

I'm pretty sure that noone is learning anything, but many are practising their arts.

>I'm not here for your entertainment.

And yet...

>I'm just a wakeup call.

We are already awake, and enjoying our collective hypnogagia.

>>48

Yep, he's a faggot. Unless he's Spec Ops, Delta Force, Ranger, etc he might as well be a fucking desk jockey.

>>49
Then replace "lie" with "misdirect" and the argument stands.

>Also, credit for me in this shithole of a place is not a big deal

As your perception of rank is nothing to us. I assumed you wished for credit as you did for rank, as you appear mindful of such things.

You should probably remove your trip before trying to hunt down loli stuff btw, at least the cracky phenomena started after she reached puberty.

>>53

Really funny faggot. Try fucking with my tripcode now. Or can your hacking program handle that big of a word?

>>48 I assume they're referring to a Mr Schwill

No, he's Bill/William.

>>55

Bill Schwill? Yeah, I'm sure that's his real name. But if I do run across some fuck with that name, I'll be sure to tell his superiors he's a pedofag. It's not entirely impossible as I am stationed near an Airborne Army base which he will be going to if he wants his wings.

Ahem...

>>57

Oh no, it's the internet-tough-guy-hater-trying-to-put-the-internet-tough-guy-in-his-place-by-trying-to-act-like-an-internet-tough-guy-and-using-some-lame-picture-to-try-to-reinforce-it guy. I'm fucking scared, wtf should I do? If it's a joke, you gotta do better than that. That's really a sad and overused joke lots of kids use on forums.

>>58
It is meant to tell you that everybody knows you are just a troll lying through his teeth.

And probably just as funny looking as ITG.

>>59 And probably just as funny looking as ITG.

Fuck you asshole, ITG is awesome!

>>59

Oh fuck, someone comes to Wish who has an actual job and gf and he's automatically a troll because having those conditions met, it means he can't find a link from 4chan to a place like this. You're really dumb as shit.

>>61
I dont believe you have a job, or girlfriend. Enjoy your schoolbreak and your hand.

Your really dumb as shit if you think anyone is really going to believe you.

>>62

Ok, you got me. I have no gf or a job. I had to lie because doing one or both is so hard to achieve.

I can believe a site where they don't believe you're the president, a famous actor, for even fucking rich, but a site where people have trouble believe you have a job and/or girlfriend, wtf? This site makes me even more curious now. Such interesting specimen.

>>63 have trouble believe you have a job and/or girlfriend

It's based on the way you behave, though.

For example, many people here have a job. I have a fairly well-paying job; nobody's going to dispute that because I haven't given them a reason to. Suede and WB have a girlfriend; nobody disputes that. People are generally given the benefit of the doubt, unless their behavior/mentality dictates otherwise.

>>63
No, I believe some of us have a job, maybe even a girlfriend, just not you. You're just trying too hard.

At any rate, you're the first Marine I ever heard say he had a "job"...

Relax, 4chan is going to come back online soon enough, you'll have plenty of opportunities of develloping your trolling skills then, right now, you're just embarassing yourself...

>>64
>>65

Jesus fuck, like I give a shit if you believe me. You want to believe I don't have a gf or job because I'm online and not displaying happy faggotry? So fucking what, you're just making yourselves look stupid.

>>64

>Suede has a girlfriend

lol wut?

>>66
Hey, you're the one producing "evidence" trying to convince everyone you're this or that...

And sounding phonier by the second...

>>68

wtf sounds so phony about me? If you doubt I'm in the military, ok, I'm not. If you doubt I have a girlfriend, ok, I don't. If you doubt I'm an aggressive person IRL and don't like faggot sites like this, ok, I'm not. Will that make you happy? Point being, who gives a shit? It's not the messenger but the message, right? Who cares who I am but you faggots who keep enquiring about me and debating me.

>>69
LOL

> At least people attempted to troll the trolls there.

>>70

What's that got to do with it? Isn't trolling being mean or am I missing something?

>>69
Enquiring about you? Debating you? You flatter yourself...

>>71
You're trying to troll a bunch of trolls and are getting your ass handed to you, that's what your missing...

Unless you are Suede or WB trolling us all, in which case, well played...

>and don't like faggot sites like this

oh great, a masochist...

>>69 faggot sites like this

I think I've figured it out, you're the Gary fanfag from 71, aren't you? LOL WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK THERE LOL. Isn't that what you always say?

This is what this thread should do.

>>75
Umm, no. He trolls there too...

>>73

So wtf is trolling? Is it not pissing people off? Or is it lying? I am not intent on lying, but usually intent on pissing fuckers off. So am I having my ass handed to me by people trying to piss me off or because the other people who are lying and you think I don't know it?

>>78
You're the one that's raging...

Regardless, it's the fucking internet. Like I have reason to lie. If you can't be yourself online, wtf can you? Sure, I like pissing people off but if I do, I don't compromise my views for it. If I troll, it's for the view I hold albeit with more force than IRL.

I'm in the military, have a smoking hot girl, and if you can't believe it, who gives a shit other than you fucking nerds.

>>80
Keep repeating it, it really gets funnier and funnier...

>>80
STFU faggot. Nobody gives a shit about your military endeavors. We don't care if you're on the rebound or your bitch is constipated or if she burned your toast this morning. Fuck the fuck off fuckface!

>>82

I see you've ran out of words and had to reuse mine. Really original. I see staying in this shithole for too long has slowly rotted your brain to shit.

>>81

wtf's so funny about it? Guys get girls IRL, I'm dead fucking serious. And, they actually give you pussy if you get lucky. Is that something?

>Nobody gives a shit

Take your own hint.

BTW, nobody but a teenager without a girlfriend would say "get lucky".

>>84

If nobody gave a shit about me, they wouldn't be drilling me.

>BTW, nobody but a teenager without a girlfriend would say "get lucky".

BTW, nobody would say, "BTW, nobody but a teenager without a girlfriend would say "get lucky"" unless he was a teenager without a girlfriend.

I'll fire that missile since this concept of attacks seems so popular here.

What a lolcow...

Anyway, arent you supposed to be banging your smoking hot girlfriend by now?

>>86

Yeah, if she didn't have to work overtime again.

>>87

>Yeah, I forgot I said that, i'll invent an excuse forthwith...

fix'd

Anyway, have fun with having the last word, I'll read it tomorrow...

Come on, you know you wanna...

>Come on, you know you wanna...

Are you speaking of the underage girl? I plead the fifth. But you fucks take this loli shit way too far sometimes.

</thread>

Man. This is pure fucking gold.

>>85
So you did learn something? I'm actually a little proud right now.

Anyway, while you were still here Mr notalifelessfucktard I got a phonecall and went to the pub.

Mmm... Cinnamon with morning coffee, delicious.

So then Scoobygang, what shenanigans are we up to today?

>>128

Hey, we're all afforded times when we can be do fuckall. And after putting up with the bullshit I've had to lately, I think I fucking deserve it.

>>129
What is it with everyone putting cinnamon in coffee recently? (at least, it's something I've only noticed recently)

How dare the sanctity of </thread> be violated.

This shall not stand.

so.. tomas appears, wish goes to hell.