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Okay, how about "life is meaningless"? Think about what that actually entails; if your life has no designated purpose in real terms that apply directly to you as an individual, that rather implies your life can attain any meaning you personally choose. And that, Anonymous, is fucking awesome.
If your options are so limited as to include "I might as well be dead", then you have ascribed very little meaning to your existence, probably for all sorts of legitimate reasons. I know mine were when I got to that stage, and it took more time than I care to recall to get into that state of mind, and quite a long time to claw back out of it. I was wrong: my life wasn't over, my options weren't as limited as to include just the tiny range I chose to consider in the pit.
What do you consider a "good" life to be, in your opinion, even if only hypothetically speaking?