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120415 No.1   [Reply]

Please read all choices before clicking a link; only your FIRST click will be counted as your vote.

What would you do if you saw Cracky on the street?

  1. Kill her:

http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3791&r=0

2. Talk to her:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3791&r=1

3. Run away from her:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3791&r=2

4. Ignore her:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3791&r=3

5. Rape her:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3791&r=4

6. Steal her purse:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3791&r=5

7. Follow her:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3791&r=6

8. Photograph her:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3791&r=7

9. Kill yourself in front of her:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3791&r=8

10. WIPO her:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3791&r=9

Pic is always unrelated.

>> No.2  

Gackto Method: 7, 1, 5, 8, 5, then either 9 or 6&3.

>> No.3  

WIPO - Cracky isn't real, so I'd get myself psychiatric help.

>> No.4  

WIPO - Ignore it and tell myself that it couldn't possibly have been her and that it was just someone who looked similar.

>> No.5  

WIPO=Light flirting and then probably a nap.

>> No.6  
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It'd be like when I met Christina Ricci on the street, and managed to keep it together to have a chat about the ice-cream shop we were standing next to instead of how much I wanted to have an orgasm inside of her body. She scabbed a cigarette off me, we talked crap about accents, and then she had to go back to being an indie film goddess and trot out the one act she does instead of working, while I went to feed ducks on the long pond instead of working.

Or, you know, the-actress-formerly-know-as-corky might be a shy introvert, and avoid any opportunity to chat. In that case I'd pretend to be homeless and pester her until she gave me some spare change. Then I'd keep the change in an sterile, airtight container in the hope that scientists develop a cloning device powerful enough to make me a creative, shy, arty, batshit-in-a-good-way teenager from her DNA left on the metal.

>> No.7  

>>6

>creative, shy, arty, batshit-in-a-good-way teenager

Yeah that doesn't sound like Lia at all though.

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>>7
Science will achieve wonders in the future, or else why would we bother with it? Maybe I should have kept that cigarette box and cloned some Riccis instead?

>> No.9  

I refute this. I have no wonders to bestow at this time, nor do I see any opportunity to do so in the future. Thanks for listening, and good luck with the 'higgs' lol.

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>>9
Fine. I'll turn my back on you and become a Wicckkan. ISIS HEAR MY PLEA: clone this girl, and make her clever and fun and creative what I'd like rather than what she is, whatever that is. Oh, and blend in Christina Ricci's dismissive sneer. And Jennifer Connelly's moody pout. And Emiry's lovely hair, neck and shoulders. And hands. And sneer... no wait, that'll conflict...

Scratch that, just give me Emiry as I imagine her, with a volume control and an off-switch, and I'll get round to building that temple I promised you last time. The giant rooster is hillarious by the way, much more fun than what I had in mind.

>> No.11  

>>10
Fukken emiry. Why can't you stfu so I can love you properly dammit!

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>>11
Exactly that. Hang on... if I deafen myself, that would pretty much have the same effect. Emiry could sign filthy dirty talk with those beautiful fingers of hers, and I could just nod and say "mmm, yes, I agree, you're always right" whenever I see her lips moving. The perfect relationship. Science triumphs over religion again!

>> No.13  

>>12
But I liek musacs... I'd suicide before I went deaf :(

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sısı ʎuunɟ ʎɹǝʌ
ʍou ɹoɹɹıɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ǝɯ ʇǝl uɐɔ noʎ

>> No.15  

rorrim eht fo tuo em tel ,on
pu edisthgir ti nrut tsuj t'nod

>> No.16  

WIPO: I'd be dumbfounded as to why I'm seeing her on the street. Cracky chan is dead. Lia is all that's left.

>> No.17  

>>7

Am I doing it 'rite?

>plagiaristic, outgoing, dull, sane-in-a-bad way?
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>>1

WIPO: Try as hard as I possibly could not to do a "double-take" right in front of her. Then, I would smile at her and say "Hello, how are you?" - and walk off.

Boring, yet realistic.

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>>18
>>19
Okay, so I blinked and missed these. The girl-who-once-dressed-up-as-corky looks exactly like a nerdy friend of mine, down to the computer-squint eyes, tomboy demeanour, vampire skin, and aimiable smile.

Thanks for those Anonymous, they have pretty much answered any questions I might have had about the person behind the character. I certainly wouldn't recognise her on the street, but she is someone I'd probably attempt small-talk with at the library.

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>>21
There is no attempt. Only fail.

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>>22
No fail without win. Peace is a lie, there is only passion.

>> No.24  

>>23
Touche

>> No.25  

>>21

Eh wot? >>18 and >>19 are pic unrelated; I needed to show them to somebody but didn't feel like going to imageshack or tinypic so I posted them here.

>> No.26  

>>12
See it's weird. Sometimes I look at Emiry and just think "meh" but then in that photo and the one that was recently on the front page, well.

Yes.

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Through passion, I gain strength.

>> No.28  

>>26
This seems to be my default stance on everything at the moment.

>> No.29  

In my 4 years in Oxford I only saw her once, realized she was a little girl I don't want to talk to in presence of my friends and moved on. P.s.: I left this borefest for a more interesting place two months ago.

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Through strength, I gain power.

>>29
How does one leave a place that one is not present inside?

>> No.31  

>>30 How does one leave a place that one is not present inside?

What? Did you mean "how is one still present in a place that one has left" or something? Otherwise, what?

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Through power, I gain victory.



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