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I've talked to quite a few girls online over the course of my life, and one of the things they all have it common is that none of them capitalize. You know what I mean. You've seen it too, haven't you? "yes, i live in iowa" and that sort of business. What is up with that?

Where can I meet a girl who capitalizes properly? I've made up my mind that I'm not going to settle; I'll happily be friends with the lower-casers (and maybe even a CRUSE CONTROLLER once in a while), but I could never fall in love with one.

Am I expecting too much out of the female brain?

>> No.2  

All girls are trying to emulate Cracky-chan.

>> No.3  

I don't think any girls are willing to settle with a guy who uses semi-colons.

>> No.4  

Proper semicolon usage is the mark of an educated and erudite writer; when you need something stronger than a comma but weaker than a period, nothing else will do.

Inb4 "hurr you said period want to rub teh bloods all over muh dickkk!"

>> No.5  

>>4
Limit colon/semi-colon use. Appreciate the period for its decisiveness. Women don't want an educated boy. Women want a man.

>> No.6  

i don't use them often because i don't see what's so special about the beginning of a sentence that it deserves a bigger letter than the other words.
i only use them very rarely, often when speaking about something i find very very important ... like Dao.

>> No.7  

>>6
SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN

>> No.8  

>>7
Whoops forgot my trip.

>> No.9  

>>7
HURR

>> No.10  

>>1
You need to talk to girls that did not quit high school or are intending to.

Semi-colons are cancer. Admit, you only know them because of your computer affinity.

>> No.11  

>>10
You're a Python programmer, aren't you. "Oooh, look at me, I don't need a line delimiter!" How are those unemployment checks holding out?

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hello i don't live in iowa
i don't use caps because i like smaller letters more
and capitalising i is just stupid. somethimes i place dots so i don't need to enter
i also do it like this because it types easier
and when i want to troll as anon i can easily switch to 'normal style' and nobody will ever think of me heheh
;;;;

>> No.13  

>>10 You need to talk to girls that did not quit high school

This is Wish, most prefer to talk to girls that did not start high school.

>> No.14  

>>11

Oh, irony. Do you know what you did there?

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Semi-colons are an important component of English but they don't show up very well in many commonly used fonts, hence the tendency to substitute ellipses and hyphens online. Just one more way in which the cancer of Times New Roman is bringing down civilisation.

>> No.16  

>>15
Hmm, never really noticed the font thing, but you're right. They show up really well in non-proportional fonts like Courier, Arial's okay, and that dot is just tiny on Times New Roman. Maybe somebody could just fix the font instead of changing the language?

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>>14
Why not go ahead & explain it?


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